Guest Erroreptile404 Posted December 7, 2019 Report Share Posted December 7, 2019 3 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Fuck off, you riled little spastic. You're way, way out of your depth with me. Now do one before I tear you a new arsehole again. Your depth is a paddling pool, stupid little The Sun reading wanker. Embarrassing little illiterate faggot go and cry to your master 'decs'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted December 7, 2019 Report Share Posted December 7, 2019 7 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: Your depth is a paddling pool, stupid little The Sun reading wanker. Embarrassing little illiterate faggot go and cry to your master 'decs'. You're a fucking child and have the intellect of a downs syndrome sufferer. Why the fuck are you even on this site? You're despised as a sinister little deviant and sport a skin thinner than custard. If you think ironing every one of my posts is going to bother me then you're even thicker than I thought. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted December 7, 2019 Report Share Posted December 7, 2019 Just now, Major Cunt said: You're a fucking child and have the intellect o af downs syndrome sufferer. Why the fuck you even on this site? You're despised as a sinister little deviant and sport a skin thinner than custard. If you think ironing every one of my posts is going to bother me then you're even thicker than I thought. Cunt. Are you going to cry again Mongo Jerry? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted December 7, 2019 Report Share Posted December 7, 2019 1 minute ago, Major Cunt said: intellect o af 👏👏👏 Well done you spacker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted December 7, 2019 Report Share Posted December 7, 2019 1 minute ago, Erroreptile404 said: Are you going to cry again Mongo Jerry? I'm laughing my bollocks off, dickhead. You're fucking hilarious in a sad, sad way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted December 7, 2019 Report Share Posted December 7, 2019 10 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: I'm laughing my bollocks off, dickhead. You'd actually require some bollocks first for that to happen and to stop hiding behind "decco's" apron strings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted December 7, 2019 Report Share Posted December 7, 2019 1 hour ago, Major Cunt said: Fuck off, you riled little spastic. You're way, way out of your depth with me. Now do one before I tear you a new arsehole, again. Everyone is way out of their depth with you, as your depth barely covers most people's ankles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted December 7, 2019 Report Share Posted December 7, 2019 17 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Everyone is way out of their depth with you, as your depth barely covers most people's ankles. Oi! That’s enough from you Yank! I’m not having my mate Marje being slagged off by a foreigner. What the fuck do you know? On the other hand, one does need to appreciate an objective view. I’ll give it some thought and decide if Marjorie is a two bob, arselicking nothing to say fucking wanker who has the brain of a retarded chimpanzee. Thanks for your input Yank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted December 7, 2019 Report Share Posted December 7, 2019 45 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Oi! That’s enough from you Yank! I’m not having my mate Marje being slagged off by a foreigner. What the fuck do you know? On the other hand, one does need to appreciate an objective view. I’ll give it some thought and decide if Marjorie is a two bob, arselicking nothing to say fucking wanker who has the brain of a retarded chimpanzee. Thanks for your input Yank. Happy to oblige, good sir. Although I do believe your conclusion in the matter has already been drawn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted December 7, 2019 Report Share Posted December 7, 2019 47 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Oi! That’s enough from you Yank! I’m not having my mate Marje being slagged off by a foreigner. What the fuck do you know? On the other hand, one does need to appreciate an objective view. I’ll give it some thought and decide if Marjorie is a two bob, arselicking nothing to say fucking wanker who has the brain of a retarded chimpanzee. Thanks for your input Yank. That's far too intelligent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted December 7, 2019 Report Share Posted December 7, 2019 1 hour ago, Erroreptile404 said: You'd actually require some bollocks first for that to happen and to stop hiding behind "decco's" apron strings. 1 hour ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Everyone is way out of their depth with you, as your depth barely covers most people's ankles. I've just been down the gym with my pals who are pissing themselves laughing after I've shown them your quality material. They're all in agreement that you're a right pair of window lickers. The general consensus is why on earth are you bothering to argue the toss with these wankers, which is a fair point. Anyway, I'm out for a few light ale's tonight as I'm watching the Joshua Vs Ruiz fight. Enjoy your evening ruining an otherwise hilarious website. You pair of sad unwanted cunts. You're both finished here... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted December 7, 2019 Report Share Posted December 7, 2019 57 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Oi! That’s enough from you Yank! I’m not having my mate Marje being slagged off by a foreigner. What the fuck do you know? On the other hand, one does need to appreciate an objective view. I’ll give it some thought and decide if Marjorie is a two bob, arselicking nothing to say fucking wanker who has the brain of a retarded chimpanzee. Thanks for your input Yank. I'll deal with you in due course, Jewdy. You can take that to the fucking bank mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted December 7, 2019 Report Share Posted December 7, 2019 10 minutes ago, Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) said: That's far too intelligent. Shut your fucking mouth, cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted December 7, 2019 Report Share Posted December 7, 2019 15 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: I've just been down the gym with my pals who are pissing themselves laughing after I've shown them your quality material. They're all in agreement that you're a right pair of window lickers. The general consensus is why on earth are you bothering to argue the toss with these wankers, which is a fair point. Anyway, I'm out for a few light ale's tonight as I'm watching the Joshua Vs Ruiz fight. Enjoy your evening ruining an otherwise hilarious website. You pair of sad unwanted cunts. You're both finished here... "I've just been down the gym with my pals..." is probably more like "I've just gone down on Jim with my pals...", you sausage smoking pole slider. If you're out showing this forum to whatever sorry lot passes for your "pals", you really are a little Marjorie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 7, 2019 Report Share Posted December 7, 2019 19 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: I'll deal with you in due course, Jewdy. You can take that to the fucking bank mate. Jew course. you missed a fucking trick there. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 7, 2019 Report Share Posted December 7, 2019 Wasn't that cunt presenter who died with an orange in his gob called Jonty? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted December 7, 2019 Report Share Posted December 7, 2019 1 hour ago, Major Cunt said: Shut your fucking mouth, cunt. Who the fuck are you? Don't fucking cross me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted December 7, 2019 Report Share Posted December 7, 2019 1 hour ago, Major Cunt said: I've just been down the gym with my pals who are pissing themselves laughing after I've shown them your quality material. They're all in agreement that you're a right pair of window lickers. The general consensus is why on earth are you bothering to argue the toss with these wankers, which is a fair point. Anyway, I'm out for a few light ale's tonight as I'm watching the Joshua Vs Ruiz fight. Enjoy your evening ruining an otherwise hilarious website. You pair of sad unwanted cunts. You're both finished here... They're finished? You've not even started. Best get out while you can still fucking walk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 7, 2019 Report Share Posted December 7, 2019 On 06/12/2019 at 18:35, Frank said: MC I tend to choose my battles carefully on here. I know my limitations. Your inability to comprehend basic grammar gives me the confidence to fuck you over in any subject you choose. Shall we start with of and off? For fuck sake. Why dont you, just once, make a comment that is related to the nom? It doesnt even have to be intelligent. You just come on here abusing members. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted December 7, 2019 Report Share Posted December 7, 2019 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: For fuck sake. Why dont you, just once, make a comment that is related to the nom? It doesnt even have to be intelligent. You just come on here abusing members. He only abuses his own member. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 7, 2019 Report Share Posted December 7, 2019 1 hour ago, Major Cunt said: I've just been down the gym with my pals who are pissing themselves laughing after I've shown them your quality material. They're all in agreement that you're a right pair of window lickers. The general consensus is why on earth are you bothering to argue the toss with these wankers, which is a fair point. Anyway, I'm out for a few light ale's tonight as I'm watching the Joshua Vs Ruiz fight. Enjoy your evening ruining an otherwise hilarious website. You pair of sad unwanted cunts. You're both finished here... Wouldn't the phone steam up in the sauna. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted December 7, 2019 Report Share Posted December 7, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Jew course. you missed a fucking trick there. I did, Eric. You're right. I'm a busy fella today. Look after the Corner as usual. If your names not down you're not coming in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted December 7, 2019 Report Share Posted December 7, 2019 22 minutes ago, Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) said: Who the fuck are you? Don't fucking cross me. You know who I am, Bertie, don't be so coy. You're getting a bit lemon tonight and that's not a smart move mate. Listen, the last two fucking idiots you wanna be aligning yourself with are the deviant and the Septic. You might have forgotten to take those dementia tablets, Bertie. In which case I'll overlook your bollocks tonight. I've told you nicely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted December 7, 2019 Report Share Posted December 7, 2019 20 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Wouldn't the phone steam up in the sauna. If you still want me to smash the granny out of you, Gyps, I'll be in South London for Christmas. PM me again... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted December 7, 2019 Report Share Posted December 7, 2019 7 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: You know who I am, Bertie, don't be so coy. You're getting a bit lemon tonight and that's not a smart move mate. Listen, the last two fucking idiots you wanna be aligning yourself with are the deviant and the Septic. You might have forgotten to take those dementia tablets, Bertie. In which case I'll overlook your bollocks tonight. I've told you nicely. I know who you are, you're a nothing. I don't understand "nicely". Also I don't align myself with anyone or anything, I'm my own man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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