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12 minutes ago, Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) said:

I know who you are, you're a nothing.

I don't understand "nicely". Also I don't align myself with anyone or anything, I'm my own man.

You don't understand wit or humour either. Jesus, being kicked in the bollocks is funnier than your contributions.

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2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

For fuck sake. Why dont you, just once, make a comment that is related to the nom? It doesnt even have to be intelligent. You just come on here abusing members. 

Correct. 

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1 hour ago, Major Cunt said:

You don't understand wit or humour either. Jesus, being kicked in the bollocks is funnier than your contributions.

I wasn't intending to be funny, you fucked up little fun boy. Do you often get kicked in the bollocks literally? Because you're always have a good kicking in them on here figuratively.

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8 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

What are you doing tonight Frank? Any plans to go out or do something interesting? 

I’m listening to radio 5 live, Ape. In bed.. all cosy. You?

 

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3 minutes ago, Frank said:

I’m listening to radio 5 live, Ape. In bed.. all cosy. You?

 

He's downstairs getting drunk. And he's going to kick the fucking shit out of you when he finds you in his bed.

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4 minutes ago, Frank said:

I’m listening to radio 5 live, Ape. In bed.. all cosy. You?

 

it only takes one punch from Ruiz to fully connect..

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7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

He's downstairs getting drunk. And he's going to kick the fucking shit out of you when he finds you in his bed.

Idiot. 

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1 minute ago, Frank said:

Black cunt won, Rat. Underwhelmed. 

some would say the sweet science of boxing won, but I prefer the brain mushing slugfests myself. I'm glad I didn't try any pay per view bollocks. 

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49 minutes ago, Frank said:

I’m listening to radio 5 live, Ape. In bed.. all cosy. You?

 

I’m out enjoying the fruits of my labour - just fitted a diesel night heater to our log cabin, so I’m in a tee shirt and watching a movie, in almost tropical warmth. I’m going to try and slip a finger up Mrs A quite soon, as she’s quite pissed.

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15 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

I’m out enjoying the fruits of my labour - just fitted a diesel night heater to our log cabin, so I’m in a tee shirt and watching a movie, in almost tropical warmth. I’m going to try and slip a finger up Mrs A quite soon, as she’s quite pissed.

That’s sweet, Ape. Thanks for sharing. Happy Christmas 🎄 

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15 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

I’m out enjoying the fruits of my labour - just fitted a diesel night heater to our log cabin, so I’m in a tee shirt and watching a movie, in almost tropical warmth. I’m going to try and slip a finger up Mrs A quite soon, as she’s quite pissed.

I hope your finger is bigger than your cock, or she won't feel it. Boring cunt.

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1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said:

I hope your finger is bigger than your cock, or she won't feel it. Boring cunt.

Withers, between you and I, my grey pubes, when fully stretched and twisted between forefinger and thumb, are longer than my flaccid penis. This is new. 

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2 minutes ago, Frank said:

Withers, between you and I, my grey pubes, when fully stretched and twisted between forefinger and thumb, are longer than my flaccid penis. This is new. 

I plait mine. Get over it, and fuck off.

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8 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

I hope your finger is bigger than your cock, or she won't feel it. Boring cunt.

I see you’re no less shit after your time away! Even @Erroreptile404 could have devised a better response. Stop fighting the cancer, and just die. 

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10 hours ago, Ape™️ said:

I’m out enjoying the fruits of my labour - just fitted a diesel night heater to our log cabin, so I’m in a tee shirt and watching a movie, in almost tropical warmth. I’m going to try and slip a finger up Mrs A quite soon, as she’s quite pissed.

Ape, whenever you mention your wife on here, why do I immediately think of Dustin Hoffman?

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1 hour ago, Ape™️ said:

 I’m going to try and slip a finger up Mrs A quite soon, as she’s quite pissed.

I suspect you're not entirely sober yourself.

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