Decimus Posted December 14, 2019 Report Share Posted December 14, 2019 Yes, you thought there were some things the modern world couldn’t intrude on……there are some things the snowflakes can’t touch. Think again my friends. Now we have Christmas trees for our bent community. They’re not real, of course, but is anything real these days? Yes, artificial trees decked out in the rainbow colours. Available from Amazon at £196 a pop. You should get one…….they’ll last for years and you don’t want the ‘Thought Police’ kicking your back door in (oooh, cheeky) on Christmas Day do you? Jesus Christ! He was gay as well you know? Seriously. Fucking fact. Fuck off Judge lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted December 14, 2019 Report Share Posted December 14, 2019 14 minutes ago, Decimus said: Yes, you thought there were some things the modern world couldn’t intrude on……there are some things the snowflakes can’t touch. Think again my friends. Now we have Christmas trees for our bent community. They’re not real, of course, but is anything real these days? Yes, artificial trees decked out in the rainbow colours. Available from Amazon at £196 a pop. You should get one…….they’ll last for years and you don’t want the ‘Thought Police’ kicking your back door in (oooh, cheeky) on Christmas Day do you? Jesus Christ! He was gay as well you know? Seriously. Fucking fact. Fuck off Judge lol Christmas trees are gay full stop. They're for pre teenage children and old women covered in talcum powder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 14, 2019 Report Share Posted December 14, 2019 I rather like it, why don't members club together, buy ten, and shove them up Frank's capacious arsehole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted December 14, 2019 Report Share Posted December 14, 2019 This might work as the fairy on top. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 14, 2019 Report Share Posted December 14, 2019 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Yes, you thought there were some things the modern world couldn’t intrude on…… Let he is who is without sin cast the first Stonewall... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 14, 2019 Report Share Posted December 14, 2019 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Yes, you thought there were some things the modern world couldn’t intrude on……there are some things the snowflakes can’t touch. Think again my friends. Now we have Christmas trees for our bent community. They’re not real, of course, but is anything real these days? Yes, artificial trees decked out in the rainbow colours. Available from Amazon at £196 a pop. You should get one…….they’ll last for years and you don’t want the ‘Thought Police’ kicking your back door in (oooh, cheeky) on Christmas Day do you? Jesus Christ! He was gay as well you know? Seriously. Fucking fact. Fuck off Judge lol Greta Cuntberg would look nice on top, with a small fire at the base. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 14, 2019 Report Share Posted December 14, 2019 Did you hear about the the two queer christmas tree decorators........they kissed each other behind the baubles Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 14, 2019 Report Share Posted December 14, 2019 I’ve been busting my bollocks for the last ten days flogging real Christmas trees and seeing this has destroyed any belief I had left that the human race might survive as we know it. Although at £196 a pop I’m thinking......This time next year We’re gonna be millionaires Rodney. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted December 14, 2019 Report Share Posted December 14, 2019 16 minutes ago, King Billy said: I’ve been busting my bollocks for the last ten days flogging real Christmas trees and seeing this has destroyed any belief I had left that the human race might survive as we know it. Although at £196 a pop I’m thinking......This time next year We’re gonna be millionaires Rodney. You have to adapt to market demands, Big Billy. I suggest two new options for Christmas 2020. Get some of the fakes just like the one in the picture and have some real ones spray painted with water-based, zero VOC, organic paints, for the more sensitive and discerning poofters. And just to get trade going, set up your camp in Portobello, wearing lederhosen and some jingles. You will be rolling in it by Christmas Eve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 14, 2019 Report Share Posted December 14, 2019 51 minutes ago, King Billy said: I’ve been busting my bollocks for the last ten days flogging real Christmas trees and seeing this has destroyed any belief I had left that the human race might survive as we know it. Although at £196 a pop I’m thinking......This time next year We’re gonna be millionaires Rodney. twat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 14, 2019 Report Share Posted December 14, 2019 12 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: twat MonsieurTwat to you, Goose Boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted December 14, 2019 Report Share Posted December 14, 2019 The website where these trees are sold is called Treetopia.com. They have several designs and colors, including this candy cane striped one... They advertise on TV a lot around here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 15, 2019 Report Share Posted December 15, 2019 48 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: The website where these trees are sold is called Treetopia.com. They have several designs and colors, including this candy cane striped one... They advertise on TV a lot around here. Considering that Florida is where Jews go to die. I wouldn't have thought Christmas advertising was particularly prevalent in your neck of the woods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 15, 2019 Report Share Posted December 15, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Considering that Florida is where Jews go to die. I wouldn't have thought Christmas advertising was particularly prevalent in your neck of the woods. The Germans have always fucking loved Christmas, even when Germany was where all the Jews went to die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 15, 2019 Report Share Posted December 15, 2019 19 minutes ago, Roadkill said: The Germans have always fucking loved Christmas, even when Germany was where all the Jews went to die. Jews don't really die. They can be reanimated with chicken soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted December 15, 2019 Report Share Posted December 15, 2019 23 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Considering that Florida is where Jews go to die. I wouldn't have thought Christmas advertising was particularly prevalent in your neck of the woods. Plenty of us Xmas celebratin' goyim 'round these h'yere parts, feller. Here's another one o' them thar fancy colored Xmas trees, and by far, the best and most beauty-ful.... I'm sure you fellers will agree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 15, 2019 Report Share Posted December 15, 2019 14 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Plenty of us Xmas celebratin' goyim 'round these h'yere parts, feller. Here's another one o' them thar fancy colored Xmas trees, and by far, the best and most beauty-ful.... I'm sure you fellers will agree. Despite your country declaring independence, you still adhere to the colour standard of England. More Co-dependent than Independent. 200 years does not a civilisation make. You do know that the Mayflower was an early English experiment in waste disposal? just read up on Salem if you're that keen to confirm your spastic lineage. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 15, 2019 Report Share Posted December 15, 2019 4 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: This might work as the fairy on top. Or the shit underneath 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted December 15, 2019 Report Share Posted December 15, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Despite your country declaring independence, you still adhere to the colour standard of England. More Co-dependent than Independent. Pretty gay that you'd even notice such a thing. I'm imagining you swishing and lisping around comparing color swatches. 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: 200 years does not a civilisation make. You do know that the Mayflower was an early English experiment in waste disposal? Must've been a failed one, as England obviously still has more than its fair share of shit and trash. The two legged kind. 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: just read up on Salem if you're that keen to confirm your spastic lineage. I've read a bit about Salem. Don't remember ever reading about any medieval torture dungeons or about murdering high level govt officials by shoving red hot pokers up their rectums ala Edward ll. Doesn't sound like the hallmarks of civilization to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 15, 2019 Report Share Posted December 15, 2019 5 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Pretty gay that you'd even notice such a thing. I'm imagining you swishing and lisping around comparing color swatches. Must've been a failed one, as England obviously still has more than its fair share of shit and trash. The two legged kind. I've read a bit about Salem. Don't remember ever reading about any medieval torture dungeons or about murdering high level govt officials by shoving red hot pokers up their rectums ala Edward ll. Doesn't sound like the hallmarks of civilization to me. Fat cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted December 15, 2019 Report Share Posted December 15, 2019 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Fat cunt. Gay cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 15, 2019 Report Share Posted December 15, 2019 11 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Gay cunt. Edward II was Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted December 15, 2019 Report Share Posted December 15, 2019 19 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fat cunt. 17 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Gay cunt. The British election is over but the Presidential election is just beginning. Stand back and watch these intellectuals going at it. It’s time for a heated transatlantic debate! 💤💤💤🚾 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 15, 2019 Report Share Posted December 15, 2019 7 minutes ago, judgetwi said: The British election is over but the Presidential election is just beginning. Stand back and watch these intellectuals going at it. It’s time for a heated transatlantic debate! 💤💤💤🚾 No. It's your chicken. Chase it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted December 15, 2019 Report Share Posted December 15, 2019 30 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: No. It's your chicken. Chase it. Meaningless drivel. Or is it? Why don’t you say what you wanna say hard man? You know you want to say it don’t you? Go on hard man........time for you to be a hero. 😀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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