Mrs Roops Posted December 20, 2019 Report Share Posted December 20, 2019 This year's Seasonal offering from me is quite appropriate given the circumstances prevalent at present. Its only one minute and 45 seconds long which will satisfy those with an attention deficit disorder and to those punters of a certain age, which let's face it, is most of you. Merry Christmas everybody!🎅 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 20, 2019 Report Share Posted December 20, 2019 I didn't realise you could play the piano with such dexterity, Roops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 20, 2019 Report Share Posted December 20, 2019 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: I didn't realise you could play the piano with such dexterity, Roops. She plays the flute as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 20, 2019 Report Share Posted December 20, 2019 3 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Its only one minute and 45 seconds long which will satisfy those with an attention deficit disorder I watched the first five seconds and the last five seconds, and that was nine seconds too much in total. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted December 20, 2019 Report Share Posted December 20, 2019 Im of a certain age and lovin in..#filthyfifty..nollaig shóna to y'all and all Panzermurphybaby 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted December 20, 2019 Report Share Posted December 20, 2019 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: She plays the flute as well. The blue-veined flute? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Roadkill Posted December 20, 2019 Report Share Posted December 20, 2019 4 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: This year's Seasonal offering from me is quite appropriate given the circumstances prevalent at present. Its only one minute and 45 seconds long which will satisfy those with an attention deficit disorder and to those punters of a certain age, which let's face it, is most of you. Merry Christmas everybody!🎅 Nice tune, but I don't understand the message... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted December 20, 2019 Report Share Posted December 20, 2019 I waiting to see what Neil thinks about them, one at a time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 20, 2019 Report Share Posted December 20, 2019 37 minutes ago, Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) said: I waiting to see what Neil thinks about them, one at a time. He'll need a bigger van. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Neil Posted December 24, 2019 Report Share Posted December 24, 2019 Very appropriate....Merry fucking christmas you fucking grinches 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 9, 2020 Report Share Posted January 9, 2020 I love fucking boozing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Barneycunt Posted January 9, 2020 Report Share Posted January 9, 2020 2 hours ago, Decimus said: I love fucking boozing. Me too. I'm drinking a bottle of Sourz as i type. Half price out of Morrisons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ape™️ Posted January 10, 2020 Report Share Posted January 10, 2020 Reminds of someone on here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted January 17, 2020 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2020 Shameless yet superb scene stealing by clarinettist Charly Jolly. Soprano Heather Loxston aint bad either. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 17, 2020 Report Share Posted January 17, 2020 This was surly made by non humans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 17, 2020 Report Share Posted January 17, 2020 As an antidote to the middle of the road.... Born from dustIn the gutters of this earthMaggots and leppersIs this hell or is this heaven?The cursed, the damnedSpreading hate across the landNo more pretendingDestroy your seeds of envy Unleash the wickedThis hate is self-infliktedDeliver this tormentUpon your final judgmentFollow the stormIn the land of no returnIt's you, the scumWe'll kill until it's done InfliktedShow no mercyMuthafuckin' wicked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 18, 2020 Report Share Posted January 18, 2020 8 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: As an antidote to the middle of the road.... Born from dustIn the gutters of this earthMaggots and leppersIs this hell or is this heaven?The cursed, the damnedSpreading hate across the landNo more pretendingDestroy your seeds of envy Unleash the wickedThis hate is self-infliktedDeliver this tormentUpon your final judgmentFollow the stormIn the land of no returnIt's you, the scumWe'll kill until it's done InfliktedShow no mercyMuthafuckin' wicked You wank a lot and watch Kung-Fu films don't you Stubby? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 18, 2020 Report Share Posted January 18, 2020 18 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: You wank a lot and watch Kung-Fu films don't you Stubby? In my fucking dreams. I've watched frozen 2 today, been to dinky world (don't fucking ask) then some vile hungry horse style chicken in a basket flat roofed pub. All on a sunny day. My reward will come in hell 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted January 22, 2020 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 When New Orleans Jazz meets avant-garde Glam Rock... Even now the musical arrangement is contemporary, back in '73 it was way ahead of its time. Then there are the strange lyrics, though it becomes apparent that Bryan Ferry has a jaundiced view of religion in general and Christianity in particular. Currently top of my commuting playlist. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 57 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: When New Orleans Jazz meets avant-garde Glam Rock... Even now the musical arrangement is contemporary, back in '73 it was way ahead of its time. Then there are the strange lyrics, though it becomes apparent that Bryan Ferry has a jaundiced view of religion in general and Christianity in particular. Currently top of my commuting playlist. As it turned out...Ferry was an impressive composer and lyricist... Leading from the front. The first 5-6 albums were startlingly good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 Pretentious bollocks....the cunt even named his son after a lift,twat 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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