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Jiggerycock Posted May 18, 2020 Report Share Posted May 18, 2020 I’ve gone a bit funny, just being inside, They say there’s a virus, and that we should hide, I don’t have much money, now I’m on the dole But I’ve got 6 months of whisky and toilet roll. If I was a doctor, but then again no, Or the man, who makes forecasts for the WHO, They don’t know that much, but it’s the best they can do, Is this armageddon, or just seasonal flu? And you can tell everybody, to stay at home, It may be quite pointless but, when in Rome, I hope you’ve got wine, I hope you’ve got wine Enough booze for a year How wonderful life is, in a climate of fear. I sat on the couch, and plucked up the nerve, To see if we’ve finally flattened the curve, The world’s going bankrupt, but never you fear, At least 85-year-olds, will live one more year. So excuse me forgetting, but these things I do, Why has the world stopped just to save a small few? Anyway the thing is, what I really mean, Let’s stop being prisoners to, COVID-19. And you can tell everybody, that this is a farce, It’s just politicians trying, to cover their arse, Just use your own mind, just use your own mind, And remember these words, How wonderful life was, outside in the world. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 18, 2020 Report Share Posted May 18, 2020 10 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: I’ve gone a bit funny, just being inside, They say there’s a virus, and that we should hide, I don’t have much money, now I’m on the dole But I’ve got 6 months of whisky and toilet roll. If I was a doctor, but then again no, Or the man, who makes forecasts for the WHO, They don’t know that much, but it’s the best they can do, Is this armageddon, or just seasonal flu? And you can tell everybody, to stay at home, It may be quite pointless but, when in Rome, I hope you’ve got wine, I hope you’ve got wine Enough booze for a year How wonderful life is, in a climate of fear. I sat on the couch, and plucked up the nerve, To see if we’ve finally flattened the curve, The world’s going bankrupt, but never you fear, At least 85-year-olds, will live one more year. So excuse me forgetting, but these things I do, Why has the world stopped just to save a small few? Anyway the thing is, what I really mean, Let’s stop being prisoners to, COVID-19. And you can tell everybody, that this is a farce, It’s just politicians trying, to cover their arse, Just use your own mind, just use your own mind, And remember these words, How wonderful life was, outside in the world. FUCK CHINA!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Stubby Pecker Posted May 28, 2020 Report Share Posted May 28, 2020 I'm sure I've posted this before, but fuck it, it's a quality tune... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 30, 2020 Report Share Posted May 30, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Eric Cuntman Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 7 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Cop-out. Skrewdriver or fuck off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Cop-out. Skrewdriver or fuck off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 23 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Cop-out. Skrewdriver or fuck off. Ian Donaldson(?) If I recall,some cunt cut his brake pipes to keep the cunt quiet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted June 21, 2020 Report Share Posted June 21, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 21, 2020 Report Share Posted June 21, 2020 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: Love Bob Seger. Saw him in Hertford Connecticut back in 82 I think. Only problem was he was supported by Michael fucking Bolton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 21, 2020 Report Share Posted June 21, 2020 On 18/05/2020 at 22:06, King Billy said: FUCK CHINA!!!!!!! It's the Greeks he's after! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted June 22, 2020 Report Share Posted June 22, 2020 On 19/06/2020 at 22:04, Stubby Pecker said: The brothers in the streets may have been willing to work it out 30 years ago. Seems like a lifetime ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 22, 2020 Report Share Posted June 22, 2020 5 hours ago, Gronda Gronda said: The brothers in the streets may have been willing to work it out 30 years ago. Seems like a lifetime ago. If young folk listened to this rather than violent drill music celebrating drugs, stabbing and rape then perhaps they'd be a bit more informed about social history and less inclined to act like cunts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 23, 2020 Report Share Posted June 23, 2020 And you have never been in love, Until you've seen the dawn rise, Behind the Home for the Blind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 23, 2020 Report Share Posted June 23, 2020 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: And you have never been in love, Until you've seen the dawn rise, Behind the Home for the Blind. Remember Bernard Manning's Morrissey tribute? Bernard sat on a stool, smoky filter on the camera, singing 'Heaven knows I'm miserable now'. Halfway through, he stands up, twirls around to reveal a bunch of daffodils hanging out of his arse crack. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 23, 2020 Report Share Posted June 23, 2020 Never mind the home for the blind. After listening to that shite I wish I was deaf. Now where's that screwdriver to perforate my ear drums? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 7 minutes ago, Frank said: Soppy old poofter x 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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