Guest N/A Posted December 27, 2019 Report Share Posted December 27, 2019 So as is usually the case at this time of year, Mrs Monumental demands a holiday to get away from all the pushing, shoving, car park ques, fights in Tescos and shit repeats of Dads Army and Eric and Ernie. She plums for a ski trip and bases her choice on her favourite xmas song...last xmas...by the biggest poof outside of Queen and Elton. Anyway we head off to Saas Fe for a spot of skiing. Car waiting for us at airport for transfer has a Slovakian driver. Polite chat in car turns to politics. He says..... so how are you lot going to survive now you are out of the EU? I ask him were he is from? He say Dubrovnik. I ask why he is working in Switzerland? He says there is no work in his home town. I tell him, don’t fucking piss off the hand that feeds you. If we don’t come on holiday, there won’t be 65 million Lithuanians or Portuguese taking our place on expensive ski holidays next year. It will all work out just fine and Brits like us will continue to subsidize the rest of the feckless European countries and keep them from starving to death. He states quiet proudly in stern defence that he is a trained doctor and his family are a proud family. I remind him to keep his eyes on the road as he is my taxi driver. The irony is lost on him as he is a feckless foreigner. I give him a huge tip upon arrival, just to show him the utter distain I have for him and his EU supporting political types, who fucking ironically are so qualified that the EU system has them doing menial jobs in countries far from their homes at xmas just to feed their families. What a fucking Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted December 27, 2019 Report Share Posted December 27, 2019 Bullshit. Never happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 27, 2019 Report Share Posted December 27, 2019 Everyone looking in on the same scenario......but each from a different window. The people have spoken, we have a Tory government with Boris Johnson at the helm. God help the poor, sick and disadvantaged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 27, 2019 Report Share Posted December 27, 2019 1 hour ago, cuntspotter said: . God help the poor, sick and disadvantaged. Are there no workhouses? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 27, 2019 Report Share Posted December 27, 2019 14 minutes ago, Eddie said: Are there no workhouses? Yes there are but Mick Ashley and Sir Philip Greed have got east Europeans working in most of them and, it looks like the Romanians and Albanians are breaking the rocks on Dartmoor. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 27, 2019 Report Share Posted December 27, 2019 1 hour ago, cuntspotter said: Everyone looking in on the same scenario......but each from a different window. The people have spoken, we have a Tory government with Boris Johnson at the helm. God help the poor, sick and disadvantaged. Its going to get very interesting in three or four years time when there are fewer excuses for blaming the EU for any problems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 27, 2019 Report Share Posted December 27, 2019 fuckin chinese 😑 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted December 27, 2019 Report Share Posted December 27, 2019 2 hours ago, ratcum said: fuckin chinese 😑 ...........Is the very reason there's nearly 1.4 billion of the slimy yellow cunts on the planet. No offence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 27, 2019 Report Share Posted December 27, 2019 3 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: ...........Is the very reason there's nearly 1.4 billion of the slimy yellow cunts on the planet. No offence. I don't mind watching foreign cunts on some David Attenborough programme CBB, so long as they stay the fuck there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 27, 2019 Report Share Posted December 27, 2019 I wonder if his sister would have seen the irony in this nom? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 27, 2019 Report Share Posted December 27, 2019 19 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: So as is usually the case at this time of year, Mrs Monumental demands a holiday to get away from all the pushing, shoving, car park ques, fights in Tescos and shit repeats of Dads Army and Eric and Ernie. She plums for a ski trip and bases her choice on her favourite xmas song...last xmas...by the biggest poof outside of Queen and Elton. Anyway we head off to Saas Fe for a spot of skiing. Car waiting for us at airport for transfer has a Slovakian driver. Polite chat in car turns to politics. He says..... so how are you lot going to survive now you are out of the EU? I ask him were he is from? He say Dubrovnik. I ask why he is working in Switzerland? He says there is no work in his home town. I tell him, don’t fucking piss off the hand that feeds you. If we don’t come on holiday, there won’t be 65 million Lithuanians or Portuguese taking our place on expensive ski holidays next year. It will all work out just fine and Brits like us will continue to subsidize the rest of the feckless European countries and keep them from starving to death. He states quiet proudly in stern defence that he is a trained doctor and his family are a proud family. I remind him to keep his eyes on the road as he is my taxi driver. The irony is lost on him as he is a feckless foreigner. I give him a huge tip upon arrival, just to show him the utter distain I have for him and his EU supporting political types, who fucking ironically are so qualified that the EU system has them doing menial jobs in countries far from their homes at xmas just to feed their families. What a fucking Cunt. Fuck off. No way is that cunt a Dr. Also, I've been to Dubrovnik and it's the piss taking, rip off capital of the world. They charge a fucking fortune for a drink and if you go and have a meal in the Old Town, they'll fucking fleece you. All because that pile of shite Game of Thrones was filmed there. I hope the fucking place breaks off and falls into the Adriatic. Sean Bean's a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted December 28, 2019 Report Share Posted December 28, 2019 16 hours ago, cuntspotter said: Everyone looking in on the same scenario......but each from a different window. The people have spoken, we have a Tory government with Boris Johnson at the helm. God help the poor, sick and disadvantaged. Oh my Gawd. Can somebody break out the libtard violins please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 28, 2019 Report Share Posted December 28, 2019 Fuck the poor,sick and disadvantaged Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 28, 2019 Report Share Posted December 28, 2019 10 hours ago, judgetwi said: Oh my Gawd. Can somebody break out the libtard violins please? You’ll be the first fucker to start screaming when the wheels fall off the wagon. You’ll have to go on strike to get justice..oh wait... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 28, 2019 Report Share Posted December 28, 2019 19 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: You’ll be the first fucker to start screaming when the wheels fall off the wagon. You’ll have to go on strike to get justice..oh wait... The wheels on the wagon have been let on a 20 year franchise by the department for transport and will be delivering a profit to the treasury by the third year .. what can possibly go wrong? I mean its not as if the franchise holder can walk away if things go pear shaped .. errrr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 4, 2020 Report Share Posted January 4, 2020 On 27/12/2019 at 09:12, Eddie said: Are there no workhouses? They’re called ‘Sports Direct’ or something nowadays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 4, 2020 Report Share Posted January 4, 2020 On 27/12/2019 at 23:03, camberwell gypsy said: Sean Bean's a cunt. Especially when he got that turkey stuck on his head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 4, 2020 Report Share Posted January 4, 2020 2 hours ago, King Billy said: Especially when he got that turkey stuck on his head. Yeah. Mr Bean's brilliant. My favourite bit is where he shoots Baldrick in the cock with an arrow. Or that one with the trench. Bit of a gloomy ending though, could've jazzed it up a bit with some saucy japes involving sausages and machine gun barrels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 4, 2020 Report Share Posted January 4, 2020 On 27/12/2019 at 03:03, Monumental cunt said: So as is usually the case at this time of year, Mrs Monumental demands a holiday to get away from all the pushing, shoving, car park ques, fights in Tescos and shit repeats of Dads Army and Eric and Ernie. She plums for a ski trip and bases her choice on her favourite xmas song...last xmas...by the biggest poof outside of Queen and Elton. Anyway we head off to Saas Fe for a spot of skiing. Car waiting for us at airport for transfer has a Slovakian driver. Polite chat in car turns to politics. He says..... so how are you lot going to survive now you are out of the EU? I ask him were he is from? He say Dubrovnik. I ask why he is working in Switzerland? He says there is no work in his home town. I tell him, don’t fucking piss off the hand that feeds you. If we don’t come on holiday, there won’t be 65 million Lithuanians or Portuguese taking our place on expensive ski holidays next year. It will all work out just fine and Brits like us will continue to subsidize the rest of the feckless European countries and keep them from starving to death. He states quiet proudly in stern defence that he is a trained doctor and his family are a proud family. I remind him to keep his eyes on the road as he is my taxi driver. The irony is lost on him as he is a feckless foreigner. I give him a huge tip upon arrival, just to show him the utter distain I have for him and his EU supporting political types, who fucking ironically are so qualified that the EU system has them doing menial jobs in countries far from their homes at xmas just to feed their families. What a fucking Cunt. Whereabouts in Slovakia is Dubrovnik? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 24, 2020 Report Share Posted March 24, 2020 On 27/12/2019 at 09:30, Dawn Chorus said: Yes there are but Mick Ashley and Sir Philip Greed have got east Europeans working in most of them and, it looks like the Romanians and Albanians are breaking the rocks on Dartmoor. Mick Ashley has said that the Sports Direct stores are to remain open as they are in a unique position to keep the country fit and healthy and fat size 28 mothers clothed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 24, 2020 Report Share Posted March 24, 2020 3 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: Mick Ashley has said that the Sports Direct stores are to remain open as they are in a unique position to keep the country fit and healthy and fat size 28 mothers clothed. They'll have to bring in a more a slimline shell suit range seeing as MacDonalds are shutting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 24, 2020 Report Share Posted March 24, 2020 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: They'll have to bring in a more a slimline shell suit range seeing as MacDonalds are shutting. Stuff the shellsuits with inflammable plastic foam soaked in lighter fluid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted March 27, 2020 Report Share Posted March 27, 2020 On 27/12/2019 at 03:03, Monumental cunt said: So as is usually the case at this time of year, Mrs Monumental demands a holiday to get away from all the pushing, shoving, car park ques, fights in Tescos and shit repeats of Dads Army and Eric and Ernie. She plums for a ski trip and bases her choice on her favourite xmas song...last xmas...by the biggest poof outside of Queen and Elton. Anyway we head off to Saas Fe for a spot of skiing. Car waiting for us at airport for transfer has a Slovakian driver. Polite chat in car turns to politics. He says..... so how are you lot going to survive now you are out of the EU? I ask him were he is from? He say Dubrovnik. I ask why he is working in Switzerland? He says there is no work in his home town. I tell him, don’t fucking piss off the hand that feeds you. If we don’t come on holiday, there won’t be 65 million Lithuanians or Portuguese taking our place on expensive ski holidays next year. It will all work out just fine and Brits like us will continue to subsidize the rest of the feckless European countries and keep them from starving to death. He states quiet proudly in stern defence that he is a trained doctor and his family are a proud family. I remind him to keep his eyes on the road as he is my taxi driver. The irony is lost on him as he is a feckless foreigner. I give him a huge tip upon arrival, just to show him the utter distain I have for him and his EU supporting political types, who fucking ironically are so qualified that the EU system has them doing menial jobs in countries far from their homes at xmas just to feed their families. What a fucking Cunt. I bet you’re really wishing you were back at Butlin’s now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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