Wolfie Posted December 30, 2019 Report Share Posted December 30, 2019 Words cannot describe just how much this pale stick insect annoys the fucking hell out of me whilst polluting the 6 Music radio airwaves with talentless drivel. She appears to be a social-climbing BBC mouthpiece who fits squarely into the broadcaster's 'holier-than-thou' presenting role, seemingly having no personal mandate whatsoever while sucking up to the music industry's biggest players and organisation's cuntish agenda. As with all BBC employees who aren't fired for not having an opinion, she doesn't speculate or demonstrate any personal views or judgements about anything. Perhaps she's afraid of rocking the boat and compromising her £310,000 salary. Everything is the same every day – a fabricated repertoire designed by show-planners, sound engineers and department heads, who carefully conform to the BBC's political narrative with star-pupil Laverne at the helm. She's always happy to put her weight behind any campaign which sits within the BBC's liberal social agenda. The rabbit-faced scarecrow constantly repeats the most irritating chart shit the station plays, whilst ensuring the biggest names and record labels get more than their share of airtime. There's little creativity, no genuineness, and people being interviewed can hardly get in a word edgeways. I'm sick to the back teeth of hearing about her husband and child, with whom she's just spent her latest holiday. And, while some may be drawn in by assuming Laverne's relevant qualifications, the pinnacle of her music 'career' was doing backing vocals for The Divine Comedy's 2004 "Come Home Billy Cunt". Of notoriety she's also done... er, well, very little. What's more is the sheer laziness. While it's not uncommon to think radio breakfast DJs get up pretty early five days a week, Laverne was mindful to worm her way into the station's flagship seat for a 7.30am start – 30 minutes after her predecessor used to hit the airwaves, and about 1-2 hours after most others hit theirs, often playing 2-3 songs before she's even spoken: all the hallmarks of someone who's late out the door. She also seems to take an incredible amount of time off throughout the year. As with all BBC Christmases, its top presenters like to enjoy 2-week holidays at a time – case in point with Laverne at present. Is this behaviour worthy of such a salary? We all have to shit, Lauren. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 30, 2019 Report Share Posted December 30, 2019 12 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Words cannot describe just how much this pale stick insect annoys the fucking hell out of me whilst polluting the 6 Music radio airwaves with talentless drivel. She's a social-climbing BBC mouthpiece who fits squarely into the broadcaster's 'holier-than-thou' presenting role, appearing to have no personal mandate whatsoever while sucking up to the music industry's biggest players and organisation's cuntish agenda. As with all BBC employees who aren't fired for not having an opinion, she doesn't speculate or demonstrate any personal views or judgements about anything. Perhaps she's afraid of rocking the boat and compromising her £310,000 salary. Everything is the same every day – a fabricated repertoire designed by show-planners, sound engineers and department heads, who carefully conform to the BBC's political narrative with star-pupil Laverne at the helm. She's always happy to put her weight behind any campaign which sits within the BBC's liberal social agenda. The rabbit-faced scarecrow constantly repeats the most irritating chart shit the station plays, whilst ensuring the biggest names and record labels get more than their share of airtime. There's little creativity, no genuineness, and people being interviewed can hardly get in a word edgeways. I'm sick to the back teeth of hearing about her fucking child and husband, with whom she's just spent her latest holiday with. And, while some may be drawn in by assuming Lavern's relevant qualifications, the pinnacle of her music 'career' was doing backing vocals for The Diving Comedy's 2004 "Come Home Billy Cunt". Of notoriety she's also done... er, well, very little. What's more is the sheer laziness. While it's not uncommon to think radio breakfast DJs get up pretty early five days a week, Laverne was mindful to worm her way into the station's flagship seat for a 7.30am start – 30 minutes after her predecessor used to hit the airwaves, and about 1-2 hours after most others hit theirs, often playing 2-3 songs before she's even spoken – all the hallmarks of someone who's late out the door. She also seems to take an incredible amount of time off throughout the year. As with all BBC Christmases, its top presenters like to enjoy 2-week holidays at a time – case in point with Laverne at present. Is this behaviour worthy of such a salary? We all have to shit, Lauren. Her only redeeming feature is that she isn't Zoe Ball. What a talentless fucking bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 30, 2019 Report Share Posted December 30, 2019 9 minutes ago, Decimus said: Her only redeeming feature is that she isn't Zoe Ball. What a talentless fucking bitch. Laverne, Ball and Cox - the holy trinity of talentless fucking bitches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 30, 2019 Report Share Posted December 30, 2019 26 minutes ago, Decimus said: Her only redeeming feature is that she isn't Zoe Ball. What a talentless fucking bitch. 15 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Laverne, Ball and Cox - the holy trinity of talentless fucking bitches. Reported for being mean and undermining wimmins. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 30, 2019 Report Share Posted December 30, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Reported for being mean and undermining wimmins. I’m dreadfully sorry - I don’t know what came over me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 30, 2019 Report Share Posted December 30, 2019 1 hour ago, Ape™️ said: Laverne, Ball and Cox - the holy trinity of talentless fucking bitches. don't forget Marie Curie and that dirty slag Mutha Theresa Apey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 30, 2019 Report Share Posted December 30, 2019 2 hours ago, Wolfie said: Words cannot describe just how much this pale stick insect annoys the fucking hell out of me whilst polluting the 6 Music radio airwaves with talentless drivel. She's a social-climbing BBC mouthpiece who fits squarely into the broadcaster's 'holier-than-thou' presenting role, appearing to have no personal mandate whatsoever while sucking up to the music industry's biggest players and organisation's cuntish agenda. As with all BBC employees who aren't fired for not having an opinion, she doesn't speculate or demonstrate any personal views or judgements about anything. Perhaps she's afraid of rocking the boat and compromising her £310,000 salary. Everything is the same every day – a fabricated repertoire designed by show-planners, sound engineers and department heads, who carefully conform to the BBC's political narrative with star-pupil Laverne at the helm. She's always happy to put her weight behind any campaign which sits within the BBC's liberal social agenda. The rabbit-faced scarecrow constantly repeats the most irritating chart shit the station plays, whilst ensuring the biggest names and record labels get more than their share of airtime. There's little creativity, no genuineness, and people being interviewed can hardly get in a word edgeways. I'm sick to the back teeth of hearing about her fucking child and husband, with whom she's just spent her latest holiday. And, while some may be drawn in by assuming Lavern's relevant qualifications, the pinnacle of her music 'career' was doing backing vocals for The Diving Comedy's 2004 "Come Home Billy Cunt". Of notoriety she's also done... er, well, very little. What's more is the sheer laziness. While it's not uncommon to think radio breakfast DJs get up pretty early five days a week, Laverne was mindful to worm her way into the station's flagship seat for a 7.30am start – 30 minutes after her predecessor used to hit the airwaves, and about 1-2 hours after most others hit theirs, often playing 2-3 songs before she's even spoken: all the hallmarks of someone who's late out the door. She also seems to take an incredible amount of time off throughout the year. As with all BBC Christmases, its top presenters like to enjoy 2-week holidays at a time – case in point with Laverne at present. Is this behaviour worthy of such a salary? We all have to shit, Lauren. I'm sorry Wolfie. I had to give up at the end of the second paragraph. Why didnt you just say she's a vacuous, mealy mouth, fucking cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 30, 2019 Report Share Posted December 30, 2019 1 hour ago, Ape™️ said: Laverne, Ball and Cox - the holy trinity of talentless fucking bitches. I raise you Daly, Winkleman and Willoughby. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 30, 2019 Report Share Posted December 30, 2019 26 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I raise you Daly, Winkleman and Willoughby. I’ll see your Daly Winkleman and Willoughby and raise you Dooley, McGovern and Derbyshire. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 30, 2019 Report Share Posted December 30, 2019 1 hour ago, Ape™️ said: I’m dreadfully sorry - I don’t know what came over me. Please don't be sorry brother Ape. I am just pleased to have had the opportunity to converse with you today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 30, 2019 Report Share Posted December 30, 2019 39 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm sorry Wolfie. I had to give up at the end of the second paragraph. Why didnt you just say she's a vacuous, mealy mouth, fucking cunt? John Spartan, you are fined one credit for a violation of the verbal morality statutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 30, 2019 Report Share Posted December 30, 2019 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Please don't be sorry brother Ape. I am just pleased to have had the opportunity to converse with you today. I say old bean. What a really top pair of chaps you are. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted December 30, 2019 Report Share Posted December 30, 2019 36 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I raise you Daly, Winkleman and Willoughby. 5 minutes ago, King Billy said: I’ll see your Daly Winkleman and Willoughby and raise you Dooley, McGovern and Derbyshire. If we are playing this game, I’ll go back a few years in the pedigree of the talentless media whore, to T4 on Sunday mornings. June Sarpong, Miquita Oliver and Alexa Chung were doing vacuous bullshit long before Laverne got her claws into Auntie. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 30, 2019 Report Share Posted December 30, 2019 1 minute ago, Last Cunt Standing said: If we are playing this game, I’ll go back a few years in the pedigree of the talentless media whore, to T4 on Sunday mornings. June Sarpong, Miquita Oliver and Alexa Chung were doing vacuous bullshit long before Laverne got her claws into Auntie. June Sarpong and David Lammy were at one time engaged to be married and were polluting the airwaves on a Posh and Becks level. Fortunately they’ve all disappeared up their own arseholes apart from Lammy who is now deluding himself that he could be our next Prime Minister. I’m sure Danny Baker will have something to say about that if it ever happened. (Which it won’t) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 30, 2019 Report Share Posted December 30, 2019 I'd stick my gramophone needle in her groove Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 30, 2019 Report Share Posted December 30, 2019 38 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Please don't be sorry brother Ape. I am just pleased to have had the opportunity to converse with you today. I’m glad we’ve arrived at an amicable resolution to this sordid business. I’ll try to be less of a cunt in future, you splendid fellow. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 30, 2019 Report Share Posted December 30, 2019 45 minutes ago, King Billy said: I say old bean. What a really top pair of chaps you are. You too Billy! You're a corking fellow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted December 30, 2019 Report Share Posted December 30, 2019 12 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: I’m glad we’ve arrived at an amicable resolution to this sordid business. I’ll try to be less of a cunt in future, you splendid fellow. 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You too Billy! You're a corking fellow! I say, would you two chaps care to make up a four for croquet? There is sadly a rather large mound of earth with two spindly legs jutting out of it in the middle of the green, but I’m sure we can play around it. Mallets provided, just be careful of the broken Roops, er Hoops, Hoops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 30, 2019 Report Share Posted December 30, 2019 8 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I say, would you two chaps care to make up a four for croquet? There is sadly a rather large mound of earth with two spindly legs jutting out of it in the middle of the green, but I’m sure we can play around it. Mallets provided, just be careful of the broken Roops, er Hoops, Hoops. Oh Blast! What a blinking shame. The bloody Polo seasons in full swing and Tarquin and young Reginald both playing tomorrow.Maybe afternoon tea at the Savoy on Friday? I must say this internet thingie really is so much better now without all the unpleasantness. what? what? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 30, 2019 Report Share Posted December 30, 2019 22 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You too Billy! You're a corking fellow! Why thank you young Eric. I’ve always said you were a charming young man. I wouldn’t be at all surprised if you ended up as something big in the city. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 30, 2019 Report Share Posted December 30, 2019 1 hour ago, King Billy said: I’ll see your Daly Winkleman and Willoughby and raise you Dooley, McGovern and Derbyshire. Fuck it. I fold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 30, 2019 Report Share Posted December 30, 2019 1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said: If we are playing this game, I’ll go back a few years in the pedigree of the talentless media whore, to T4 on Sunday mornings. June Sarpong, Miquita Oliver and Alexa Chung were doing vacuous bullshit long before Laverne got her claws into Auntie. Hasn't Sarpong just been given a gong in the new years honours list? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 30, 2019 Report Share Posted December 30, 2019 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Hasn't Sarpong just been given a gong in the new years honours list? I wouldn’t give the cunt a bite of my New Years sandwich. Fucking gob on her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted December 31, 2019 Report Share Posted December 31, 2019 I avoid most things BBC, on the occasion I did tune into this shitfest of a station I couldn't relate to any of the muzak. Sounded like it was for irate Greville Starkey's. The BBC has lost what little credibility it had after 3 years of subverting the referendum result. June Sarpong is another virus sucking the tit of identity politics. Her name certainly makes her suitably apt for the FlidSpack thread. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 31, 2019 Report Share Posted December 31, 2019 2 minutes ago, The Beast said: I avoid most things BBC, on the occasion I did tune into this shitfest of a station I couldn't relate to any of the muzak. Sounded like it was for irate Greville Starkey's. The BBC has lost what little credibility it had after 3 years of subverting the referendum result. June Sarpong is another virus sucking the tit of identity politics. Her name certainly makes her suitably apt for the FlidSpack thread. June Sarpong is the triumph of inclusivity over ability. In my line of work, I've spent a fair amount of time in council estate drug dens. (Selling their shit back to them on Sunday mornings), and virtually every crack-slag, lounging on a filthy sofa, exhibits the same voice tone and general demeanour as Sarpong. A fucking entitled piece of scum, riding the gravy train, safe in the knowledge that no cunt is going to criticise her. Because if they do, they're a 'raaaay-sist'. I want her dead. And every cunt that follows her on social media. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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