Penny Farthing Posted January 1, 2020 Report Share Posted January 1, 2020 Some of you must have noticed the latest craze that 12 to 16 years are indulging in. Namely doing wheelies on their pushbikes amongst traffic including deliberately shooting across the path of oncoming vehicles with the front wheel of their bike off the ground. Other "amusements" are coming up behind people and then doing a wheelie as they pass the pedestrian. The ultra brave will also do their wheelies in the dark with no lights on. Yet another trick is for two or more of them to jostles some poor cunt who is walking along the pavement .. The inspiration seems to be from some middle-aged fuckwit from London called Ryan who posts about his latest wheelie stunts amongst traffic and on the pavements amongst pedestrians in London .. sadly so far he has not fallen under a bus, lorry or car or been otherwise mangled and/or maimed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 2, 2020 Report Share Posted January 2, 2020 I saw a child with something that they called a "yo-yo" the other day. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 2, 2020 Report Share Posted January 2, 2020 4 minutes ago, Decimus said: I saw a child with something that they called a "yo-yo" the other day. Bullshit. Never happened. What next. Spherical objects filled with air that kids kick back and forth to each other? I suppose giant iron devil birds fly through the sky above your house too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 2, 2020 Report Share Posted January 2, 2020 18 minutes ago, Decimus said: I saw a child with something that they called a "yo-yo" the other day. Sorcery! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 2, 2020 Report Share Posted January 2, 2020 35 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Sorcery! Jeremy Corbyn finally coming to terms with the General Election result. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 2, 2020 Report Share Posted January 2, 2020 A gang of feral children have been terrorising our neighbourhood recently, riding around on their tricycles in broad daylight without any lights and ringing their bells at all hours of the afternoon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 2, 2020 Report Share Posted January 2, 2020 58 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Sorcery! Corbyn's smartened himself up since the election 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 2, 2020 Report Share Posted January 2, 2020 18 minutes ago, King Billy said: A gang of feral children have been terrorising our neighbourhood recently, riding around on their tricycles in broad daylight without any lights and ringing their bells at all hours of the afternoon. We had them walking in groups, with lanterns, knocking on doors and singing when people answered. They seemed to stop on Christmas eve. Well done the Met Police Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 2, 2020 Report Share Posted January 2, 2020 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: We had them walking in groups, with lanterns, knocking on doors and singing when people answered. They seemed to stop on Christmas eve. Well done the Met Police As far as I’m concerned they’re not children. They’re small criminals and should be imprisoned for a very very long time. And told to grow up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 2, 2020 Report Share Posted January 2, 2020 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Sorcery! @King Billy, it's definitely Corbyn. Look at his facial expression. He's just walked into his bedroom and discovered a naked Abbopotamus, with a set of tyre levers, showing him her kidneys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 2, 2020 Report Share Posted January 2, 2020 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: @King Billy, it's definitely Corbyn. Look at his facial expression. He's just walked into his bedroom and discovered a naked Abbopotamus, with a set of tyre levers, showing him her kidneys. It looks like he’s been standing too close to a bonfire. Maybe the Flabbot was burning a huge pile of her sons latest court summons’s. I’ve just had a mental image of her kidneys flash into my head. Or it may have been the two extra large salmon pink beanbags my missus bought in IKEA yesterday. I’m not sorry for the beating I had to give her for that when I saw them out of the corner of my eye during the Darts final. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 2, 2020 Report Share Posted January 2, 2020 20 minutes ago, King Billy said: It looks like he’s been standing too close to a bonfire. Maybe the Flabbot was burning a huge pile of her sons latest court summons’s. I’ve just had a mental image of her kidneys flash into my head. Or it may have been the two extra large salmon pink beanbags my missus bought in IKEA yesterday. I’m not sorry for the beating I had to give her for that when I saw them out of the corner of my eye during the Darts final. Fuck, who won it? MVG again? I've missed the whole tournament. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 2, 2020 Report Share Posted January 2, 2020 51 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fuck, who won it? MVG again? I've missed the whole tournament. Peter Wright Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 2, 2020 Report Share Posted January 2, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fuck, who won it? MVG again? I've missed the whole tournament. It wasn't a tart that's for sure,she jumped onto a bus bound for oblivion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted January 2, 2020 Report Share Posted January 2, 2020 (edited) On 01/01/2020 at 20:45, Dawn Chorus said: Some of you must have noticed the latest craze that 12 to 16 years are indulging in. Namely doing wheelies on their pushbikes amongst traffic including deliberately shooting across the path of oncoming vehicles with the front wheel of their bike off the ground. Other "amusements" are coming up behind people and then doing a wheelie as they pass the pedestrian. The ultra brave will also do their wheelies in the dark with no lights on. Yet another trick is for two or more of them to jostles some poor cunt who is walking along the pavement .. The inspiration seems to be from some middle-aged fuckwit from London called Ryan who posts about his latest wheelie stunts amongst traffic and on the pavements amongst pedestrians in London .. sadly so far he has not fallen under a bus, lorry or car or been otherwise mangled and/or maimed. They're just kids being kids for fucks sake, give them a break. Personally, I'm just happy to see them off Xbox Live for an hour or two. The little cunts who wheelie out in front of traffic need a good slap though, or probably a broken arm via car, but then some poor fuckers day is ruined inflicting it. I'm sure "Sir Nige" had a solution, eh @judgetwi probably blaming the European exchange rate mechanism ect, ect, but the slippery cunts party didn't win a single seat did they? The working class might have been thick enough to buy Bojo's shit but thankfully not Farage's. Edited January 2, 2020 by Mrs Roops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 2, 2020 Report Share Posted January 2, 2020 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Peter Wright Peter Wright could do no right MVG could do no wrong But last night with all his might Snakebite made the cunt look like a mong (which he fucking is, downs cunt) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 3, 2020 Report Share Posted January 3, 2020 41 minutes ago, King Billy said: Peter Wright could do no right MVG could do no wrong But last night with all his might Snakebite made the cunt look like a mong (which he fucking is, downs cunt) 2 more completely harmless posts removed from this thread. Not exactly encouraging @Bubba C to return. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 3, 2020 Author Report Share Posted January 3, 2020 10 hours ago, Major Cunt said: They're just kids being kids for fucks sake, give them a break. Personally, I'm just happy to see them off Xbox Live for an hour or two. The little cunts who wheelie out in front of traffic need a good slap though, or probably a broken arm via car, but then some poor fuckers day is ruined inflicting it. The problem is where and how they are choosing to do it, there are plenty of places where they can wheelie to their hearts content without causing problems but instead they are emulating this Ryan fuckwit in London and doing it in traffic or coming up behind some poor cunt walking along the pavement and doing a wheelie when they get alongside the poor cunt. Re the XBOX etc .. until the late 1970s the greatest terror for most kinder was to be told to and sit in their bedroom .. once Sinclair Spectrums and later games consoles came out the problem has been one of getting the little cunts to come out of their bedrooms in the first place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 3, 2020 Report Share Posted January 3, 2020 On 02/01/2020 at 21:36, Major Cunt said: I'm sure "Sir Nige" had a solution, eh @judgetwi probably blaming the European exchange rate mechanism ect, ect, but the slippery cunts party didn't win a single seat did they? The working class might have been thick enough to buy Bojo's shit but thankfully not Farage's. So I come in from the pub with my carry out and my saveloy (oi oi SAVA-LOY!!) and chips and I have to read this blatantly obvious thread derailment. I am seriously pissed off. How come I didn’t realise that Marjorie was a remoaner, an Establishment arse licker? He’s licked every arse of every 24 hour cunt on here in the hope that he might be popular and I just didn’t see it. I must be some sort of thick cunt or something. Sometimes you just have to hold your hands up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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