Eric Cuntman Posted January 7, 2020 Report Share Posted January 7, 2020 4 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Funeral stampede death rate has now reached 50...... That’s another 50 funerals....and so on.... Lol. 1.8 billion to go. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted January 7, 2020 Report Share Posted January 7, 2020 17 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Save money. Book a one way ticket. You are not coming back. Virgin trains? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 7, 2020 Report Share Posted January 7, 2020 35 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: 1.8 billion to go. Now there's a mathematical problem worthy of Proper's offspring's attention; how long will it take until the number reaches zero? One trick is to allow for the effect the dwindling population will have, making the total killed by each successive crush slightly less. There are some interesting second-order derivatives involved. There's also the tricky question of what happens when the second last Muslim only has one single mourner present at their funeral - we might just have to shoot that one. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 7, 2020 Report Share Posted January 7, 2020 45 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Funeral stampede death rate has now reached 50...... That’s another 50 funerals....and so on.... Lol. Now on 52 .. time for Donald to send a few dozen B52s to bomb them to paradise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 7, 2020 Report Share Posted January 7, 2020 36 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Now there's a mathematical problem worthy of Proper's offspring's attention; how long will it take until the number reaches zero? One trick is to allow for the effect the dwindling population will have, making the total killed by each successive crush slightly less. There are some interesting second-order derivatives involved. There's also the tricky question of what happens when the second last Muslim only has one single mourner present at their funeral - we might just have to shoot that one. Nobody died in a crush when Churchill was buried nor when St Diana was planted and thousands turned up for them. Maybe Christian's are better at organising funerals. Just saying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 7, 2020 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2020 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Nobody died in a crush when Churchill was buried nor when St Diana was planted and thousands turned up for them. Maybe Christian's are better at organising funerals. Just saying. This lot don’t do funerals well. First attempt to bury Ayatollah Khomenei... “The crowd, much of it made up of Revolutionary Guards detailed to maintain order, pulled the coffin from the helicopter and began parading it around the makeshift compound surrounding the gravesite. As the excitement grew, the body of the Ayatollah, wrapped in a white burial shroud, fell out of the flimsy wooden coffin, and in a mad scene people in the crowd reached to touch the shroud. The soldiers pushed and wrestled, finally firing warning shots, to get the body back.6 mourners were killed in the crush.Ayatollah Khomeini's son, Ahmad, was knocked from his feet. But even as the soldiers pushed the body back into the helicopter, the crowd swarmed over the craft, dragging it back down as it tried to take off. Others jumped into the hole dug for the Ayatollah's body. The troops drove the crowd back, finally clearing the compound enough to allow the helicopter to take off, its rotors scattering more mourners.... What a fucking shambles. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 7, 2020 Report Share Posted January 7, 2020 42 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: This lot don’t do funerals well. First attempt to bury Ayatollah Khomenei... “The crowd, much of it made up of Revolutionary Guards detailed to maintain order, pulled the coffin from the helicopter and began parading it around the makeshift compound surrounding the gravesite. As the excitement grew, the body of the Ayatollah, wrapped in a white burial shroud, fell out of the flimsy wooden coffin, and in a mad scene people in the crowd reached to touch the shroud. The soldiers pushed and wrestled, finally firing warning shots, to get the body back.6 mourners were killed in the crush.Ayatollah Khomeini's son, Ahmad, was knocked from his feet. But even as the soldiers pushed the body back into the helicopter, the crowd swarmed over the craft, dragging it back down as it tried to take off. Others jumped into the hole dug for the Ayatollah's body. The troops drove the crowd back, finally clearing the compound enough to allow the helicopter to take off, its rotors scattering more mourners.... What a fucking shambles. If they made this into a film I'd get my popcorn! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 7, 2020 Report Share Posted January 7, 2020 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Now there's a mathematical problem worthy of Proper's offspring's attention; how long will it take until the number reaches zero? One trick is to allow for the effect the dwindling population will have, making the total killed by each successive crush slightly less. There are some interesting second-order derivatives involved. There's also the tricky question of what happens when the second last Muslim only has one single mourner present at their funeral - we might just have to shoot that one. I’ve just registered cheapvirgins.com I’ve already had 3 offers for the domain name. Some cunt called Jeff Bezos says he’ll pay me 50 billion quid. Sounds too good to be true so I told him to fuck off. Does he think I’m some sort of Cunt or what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 7, 2020 Report Share Posted January 7, 2020 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Now there's a mathematical problem worthy of Proper's offspring's attention; how long will it take until the number reaches zero? One trick is to allow for the effect the dwindling population will have, making the total killed by each successive crush slightly less. There are some interesting second-order derivatives involved. There's also the tricky question of what happens when the second last Muslim only has one single mourner present at their funeral - we might just have to shoot that one. I want them all dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 7, 2020 Report Share Posted January 7, 2020 24 minutes ago, Neil said: If they made this into a film I'd get my popcorn! ‘1.2 billion angry men’ Now Showing. Children under 7 must be accompanied by their husbands. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 7, 2020 Report Share Posted January 7, 2020 'One must have a heart of stone to read the death of lots of Iranians at a funeral without laughing.' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 7, 2020 Report Share Posted January 7, 2020 31 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: 'One must have a heart of stone to read the death of lots of Iranians at a funeral without laughing.' Once the peaceful Iranians have their nukes ready to go then as a sort of semi final bit of fun, they could take on the N. Koreans in a preliminary shootout to decide who takes on ‘The Donald’ in the grand final of ‘ITS A NUKEOUT’ I’m surprised it hasn’t been done before. America are already slight favourites. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted January 7, 2020 Report Share Posted January 7, 2020 3 hours ago, White Cunt said: Virgin trains? They won’t get you THERE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 7, 2020 Report Share Posted January 7, 2020 3 hours ago, White Cunt said: Virgin trains? The 10.56 from Rochdale to Finsbury Park Mosque is now leaving platform 3. Calling at Keighley, Leeds, Rotherham, Bolton and Luton. Mind the gap. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted January 8, 2020 Report Share Posted January 8, 2020 11 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Are they stupid to do that though? Did you read any of Saltys' posts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 8, 2020 Report Share Posted January 8, 2020 12 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: 'One must have a heart of stone to read the death of lots of Iranians at a funeral without laughing.' What I can't help but notice is that after 40 years of living in a lovely Islamic Republic the cunts are still exceedingly unhappy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 8, 2020 Report Share Posted January 8, 2020 15 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: What I can't help but notice is that after 40 years of living in a lovely Islamic Republic the cunts are still exceedingly unhappy. Allah really is in a benevolent mood today. As an act of unbounded kindness to his faithful followers and following the crushing to death of scores of Muslim dimwit mourners yesterday, he’s allowed a 737 to crash shortly after take off from Tehran airport, killing everyone on board. I hope all the fuckers who haven’t been wiped out realise what a kind and beautiful god they have. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 8, 2020 Report Share Posted January 8, 2020 13 hours ago, King Billy said: Once the peaceful Iranians have their nukes ready to go then as a sort of semi final bit of fun, they could take on the N. Koreans in a preliminary shootout to decide who takes on ‘The Donald’ in the grand final of ‘ITS A NUKEOUT’ I’m surprised it hasn’t been done before. America are already slight favourites. You have a problem there. Iran has weapons but no matches and N Korea has the matches but fuck all to fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 8, 2020 Report Share Posted January 8, 2020 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Allah really is in a benevolent mood today. As an act of unbounded kindness to his faithful followers and following the crushing to death of scores of Muslim dimwit mourners yesterday, he’s allowed a 737 to crash shortly after take off from Tehran airport, killing everyone on board. I hope all the fuckers who haven’t been wiped out realise what a kind and beautiful god they have. LOL Already rumours circulating that the 737 was either sabotaged or 1) collided with an Iranian Military Drone 2) Accidentally shot down by a trigger happy Iranian defence force cunt or 3) accidentally or deliberately bought down by an Iranian missile. The cunts have also said that they will not hand the flight recorder over to Boeing or the yanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 8, 2020 Report Share Posted January 8, 2020 13 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: They won’t get you THERE They have lost the franchise .. now operated by a joint First and Italian venture called Aventi West Coast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted January 8, 2020 Report Share Posted January 8, 2020 1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said: Already rumours circulating that the 737 was either sabotaged or 1) collided with an Iranian Military Drone 2) Accidentally shot down by a trigger happy Iranian defence force cunt or 3) accidentally or deliberately bought down by an Iranian missile. The cunts have also said that they will not hand the flight recorder over to Boeing or the yanks. Yes, a thousand pieces of aeroplane raining down from high rather makes the cause of "engine problems" rather suspect. Thanks to Trump's knee-jerk military action, the USA has backed itself into a diplomatic corner within the world stage. Setting aside the niceties of executing terrorists without the benefit of trial, America was ill advised in killing Suleimani in another sovereign state. Trump has not only embarrassed Iraq (on whose soil the hit took place) he's now inflamed the younger and westernised moderates of Iran who were slowly but surely gaining the upper hand over the unelected theocracy. Decades of sanctions and diplomacy down the tubes in a matter of seconds. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 8, 2020 Report Share Posted January 8, 2020 On 07/01/2020 at 01:14, Monumental cunt said: Whilst the elite hide in well stocked bunkers. It’s what all that money is for that they have been stripping from us. They can try to survive in their silly bunkers for as they like, by the time the radioactivity had died down they'll be pushing up daisies as well. Fuck 'em. Enjoy your five star prison cell, cunts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 8, 2020 Report Share Posted January 8, 2020 18 minutes ago, Joker said: They can try to survive in their silly bunkers as long for as they like, by the time the radioactivity had died down they'll be pushing up daisies as well. Fuck 'em. Enjoy your five star prison cell, cunts! Think about it. You and a dozen other SAS are sent down into the bunker to protect the chinless cunts that caused it all. How long before you realise that you're living in a shitty concrete dorm, eating fucking tinned spaghetti, and those fucking wankers are down the corridor in luxury quarters, drinking malt whisky and eating legs of lamb out of the freezer... I would give it a week before you dumped their corpses out of a hatch and moved into their bit of the bunker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 8, 2020 Report Share Posted January 8, 2020 25 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Think about it. You and a dozen other SAS are sent down into the bunker to protect the chinless cunts that caused it all. How long before you realise that you're living in a shitty concrete dorm, eating fucking tinned spaghetti, and those fucking wankers are down the corridor in luxury quarters, drinking malt whisky and eating legs of lamb out of the freezer... I would give it a week before you dumped their corpses out of a hatch and moved into their bit of the bunker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 8, 2020 Report Share Posted January 8, 2020 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Think about it. You and a dozen other SAS are sent down into the bunker to protect the chinless cunts that caused it all. How long before you realise that you're living in a shitty concrete dorm, eating fucking tinned spaghetti, and those fucking wankers are down the corridor in luxury quarters, drinking malt whisky and eating legs of lamb out of the freezer... I would give it a week before you dumped their corpses out of a hatch and moved into their bit of the bunker. Wasn't that in a Dr Who or Star Trek story where they landed on some planet where the elite had hid away in bunkers but that it turn out that the people who emerged from the bunkers centuries later were actually descended from the cunts who were supposed have guarded the elite but killed them off instead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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