Stubby Pecker Posted January 9, 2020 Report Share Posted January 9, 2020 8 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Word. To ya mutha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 9, 2020 Report Share Posted January 9, 2020 17 hours ago, Decimus said: Like great-great uncle, like nephew. He's an emasculated, pussy whipped, under the thumb fucking disgrace. If he's fucking off, I suggest that he pays back the money forked out for his sham of a wedding and the refurbishment of his "cottage". One down, a few dozen more to go. Fuck the royals. I hope this is the beginning of the end for these fucking inbreed krut leaches and their lorded bum licking underlings 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 9, 2020 Report Share Posted January 9, 2020 They haven't stopped going on about this bollocks on all the news. Every fucking station's been lining up cunts to comment on it. One old biddy claims that everyone will be upset. Really? Everyone? Well, I frankly couldn't give a flying fucking fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 9, 2020 Report Share Posted January 9, 2020 20 hours ago, King Billy said: Not if Philip drives them to the airport. If that fails, Anne Sacoolas can pick them up at the other end. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 9, 2020 Report Share Posted January 9, 2020 The gutless little pussy-whipped ginger cunt should take his bubble-headed black slag, and fuck the fuck right off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 9, 2020 Report Share Posted January 9, 2020 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The gutless little pussy-whipped ginger cunt should take his bubble-headed black slag, and fuck the fuck right off. ...which ironically seems to be the actual plan, to Canada by all accounts. I hope they both get trampled to death by moose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 9, 2020 Report Share Posted January 9, 2020 32 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: ...which ironically seems to be the actual plan, to Canada by all accounts. I hope they both get trampled to death by moose. Harry will be busy organising civil rights demonstrations with his new 'Black Panther' brothers, while Meghan continues her celebrity brat lifestyle and gets back-scuttled by rappers. At least Hewitt senior had a bit of dash and élan about him. He must be disappointed in the spineless cuckold that sprang from his loins. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted January 12, 2020 Report Share Posted January 12, 2020 On 10/01/2020 at 03:03, camberwell gypsy said: They haven't stopped going on about this bollocks on all the news. Every fucking station's been lining up cunts to comment on it. One old biddy claims that everyone will be upset. Really? Everyone? Well, I frankly couldn't give a flying fucking fuck. It’s even all over the news here in Oz, and frankly we’ve got bigger things to fret about than where ginger bollocks and his half-cast memsaab chose to park their over-privileged arses. I am looking forward to the inevitable tv interview with Gayle King or Megan Kelly though. I hope they go nuclear and tell the world David Icke is right, Granny is a shape-shifting lizard partial to the blood of newborn children. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 12, 2020 Report Share Posted January 12, 2020 1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Granny is a shape-shifting lizard partial to the blood of newborn children. They'd better start breeding, then! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted January 12, 2020 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2020 Looks like Ma Queen is losing sleep over the shit mountain festering at the palace and called her ginger kin, the bald eagle and prince Ratatouille to her water closet to discuss the matter urgently. The brownie is left out of discussion, awaiting her incoming Tower of London fate. Under the circumstances, should Harry bring: a - a bulletproof vest b - a stab-proof vest c - his own food and drink d - a brand new vehicle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 12, 2020 Report Share Posted January 12, 2020 I think Prince Andrew's nipples could take smash Harry in a fight. They'd certainly be my backup weapon of choice if the MG42 failed me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 12, 2020 Report Share Posted January 12, 2020 28 minutes ago, White Cunt said: Looks like Ma Queen is losing sleep over the shit mountain festering at the palace and called her ginger kin, the bald eagle and prince Ratatouille to her water closet to discuss the matter urgently. The brownie is left out of discussion, awaiting her incoming Tower of London fate. Under the circumstances, should Harry bring: a - a bulletproof vest b - a stab-proof vest c - his own food and drink d - a brand new vehicle? Seeing as Harry is now black, he will probably be packing a TEC-9 in the waistband of his joggers. He won't hesitate to bust a cap in her majesty's ass if she disrespects his shit an' tings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted January 12, 2020 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2020 19 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Seeing as Harry is now black, he will probably be packing a TEC-9 in the waistband of his joggers. He won't hesitate to bust a cap in her majesty's ass if she disrespects his shit an' tings. Do you think he started dealing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 12, 2020 Report Share Posted January 12, 2020 1 hour ago, White Cunt said: Looks like Ma Queen is losing sleep over the shit mountain festering at the palace and called her ginger kin, the bald eagle and prince Ratatouille to her water closet to discuss the matter urgently. The brownie is left out of discussion, awaiting her incoming Tower of London fate. Under the circumstances, should Harry bring: a - a bulletproof vest b - a stab-proof vest c - his own food and drink d - a brand new vehicle? Henry 8 would have had her head on a pole and ginger snap's body under the fucking steps of the white tower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 12, 2020 Report Share Posted January 12, 2020 1 hour ago, White Cunt said: Do you think he started dealing? Undoubtedly. I imagine he utilises the palace staff as mules and runners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 13, 2020 Report Share Posted January 13, 2020 14 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I imagine he utilises the palace staff as mules Fuck no! Don't tell me the cunt's into bestiality as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 13, 2020 Report Share Posted January 13, 2020 25 minutes ago, Joker said: Fuck no! Don't tell me the cunt's into bestiality as well. Runs in the family. His mum ran off with a Dodo, and his dad married a horse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 13, 2020 Report Share Posted January 13, 2020 On 09/01/2020 at 19:29, Cuntybaws said: ...which ironically seems to be the actual plan, to Canada by all accounts. I hope they both get trampled to death by moose. The moose population will take a huge fucking dip, going by how the royals like bumping off animals with their 12 bores. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 13, 2020 Report Share Posted January 13, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Runs in the family. His mum ran off with a Dodo, and his dad married a horse. His mother fucked everything else in God's creation, so I'm not surprised she let an extinct fowl sling one up her rancid cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted January 13, 2020 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2020 Well, now that Mexit is well underway, the final Settlement will be negotiated by both parties through the wireless and Instagram. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted January 13, 2020 Report Share Posted January 13, 2020 3 hours ago, Decimus said: His mother fucked everything else in God's creation, so I'm not surprised she let an extinct fowl sling one up her rancid cunt. she was a rancid, high maintenance old slag that would fuck anyone one over, or anything that moved, will carling is a fat cunt... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 13, 2020 Report Share Posted January 13, 2020 18 minutes ago, Eddie said: she was a rancid, high maintenance old slag that would fuck anyone one over, or anything that moved, will carling is a fat cunt... But did Diana drink Carling? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 15, 2020 Report Share Posted January 15, 2020 On 13/01/2020 at 19:50, Eric Cuntman said: But did Diana drink Carling? You should show more respect her second son is now King Harry I of Canada. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted January 15, 2020 Report Share Posted January 15, 2020 On 13/01/2020 at 14:48, Eric Cuntman said: Runs in the family. His mum ran off with a Dodo, and his dad married a horse. On 13/01/2020 at 19:30, Eddie said: she was a rancid, high maintenance old slag that would fuck anyone one over, or anything that moved, will carling is a fat cunt... Will Carling scored, Dodi Al Fayed hit the post. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 15, 2020 Report Share Posted January 15, 2020 On 13/01/2020 at 19:50, Eric Cuntman said: But did Diana drink Carling? Jizz on draught. Hand pulled of course. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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