Cunty BigBollox Posted January 10, 2020 Report Share Posted January 10, 2020 5 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Just run ..for real ...like.. Panzermurphybaby I must admit running does seem somewhat more desirable than driving a shitty Citroen Berlingo van. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 10, 2020 Report Share Posted January 10, 2020 5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Are you a lighthouse keeper? No .. by "row" he mean's row with his missus because he didn't bring her her cup of tea and eggs benedict (although what Benedict Comberbatch has to do with it I'm fucked if I know). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 10, 2020 Report Share Posted January 10, 2020 7 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Just run ..for real ...like.. Panzermurphybaby Run from who? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 10, 2020 Report Share Posted January 10, 2020 7 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Just run ..for real ...like.. Are you mad? It might be raining outside; and there are poor people. Fuck that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 10, 2020 Report Share Posted January 10, 2020 4 hours ago, Roadkill said: Cycling on roads isn't excersise. Its seeing how much of a cunt you can be before you get run over. Any other vehicle of the road needs a licence to drive it and insurance, so spackers on bikes would be automatically exempt from claiming any sort of compensation in an accident if the world was sane. I don't see where the danger is .. unless you are one of these silly cunts who does wheelies in traffic. 90% of cyclists now ride on the pavement anyway and at least if you are out either cycling or running you are not trapped in a room with 50 other sweaty cunts. I rode a bike for 50 years and in that time was involved in two accidents where I was knocked off my bike by a car and a couple of times where there was contact when cunts did not leave enough room when passing me. If more cunts actually got outside to do real exercise, be it running, jogging, walking, cycling or simply kicking a football rather than hiding in these halls of vain mincing fairies flashing their thighs at each other the world would be a better and safer place. No need to pay fuck all to anyone to get some good honest exercise. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 10, 2020 Report Share Posted January 10, 2020 9 hours ago, southerncunt said: That's all I do. Cunts hang towels or put a water bottle on the seat like it is their own personal property. If they are off yapping I just put their shit on the floor and use the machine. When they protest, I make a point of searching the machine before say " I'm sorry, I can't see your name on it anywhere". Fucking CUNTS excellent response Souther. I no longer holiday abroad but you should, so you can fuck over the germans and their sun lounger racket. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 10, 2020 Report Share Posted January 10, 2020 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Are you mad? It might be raining outside; and there are poor people. Fuck that! don't forget jews wearing those funny Bertie Bassett hats CB. I'm always running into those queer fuckers 🚛 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 10, 2020 Report Share Posted January 10, 2020 There is something fairly new going on when I pass these places. That is that often there are several cunts standing outside vaping. Whilst it was not uncommon to see a couple of employees smoking a sly ciggie outside, the number of vaping cunts I see and how they are attired suggests that most of the cunts now seen are actually users rather than employees of the gyms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 10, 2020 Report Share Posted January 10, 2020 It's either complete pencil-necks doing their 'million reps per set' pathos-play, wondering why they're not putting on any weight or ladies who like to 'glow' ......and fart on endlessly with their prissy friends about Laura Ashley wallpaper and dado rails!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 10, 2020 Report Share Posted January 10, 2020 2 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: It's either complete pencil-necks doing their 'million reps per set' pathos-play, wondering why they're not putting on any weight or ladies who like to 'glow' ......and fart on endlessly with their prissy friends about Laura Ashley wallpaper and dado rails!!! I suppose that in a way some of these places are like "a view but don't eat" vegan meat market. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 10, 2020 Report Share Posted January 10, 2020 8 hours ago, Roadkill said: Cycling on roads isn't excersise. Its seeing how much of a cunt you can be before you get run over. Any other vehicle of the road needs a licence to drive it and insurance, so spackers on bikes would be automatically exempt from claiming any sort of compensation in an accident if the world was sane. I've tried it once in my adult life and it was a terrifying experience to put my trust in drivers I couldn't even see approaching. Something like that can't be fun unless you value being an obnoxious twat over your own personal safety. Mountain biking can be fun for a few hours, but it isn't something I'd ever make a full on hobby. Golf is far better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 10, 2020 Report Share Posted January 10, 2020 11 hours ago, southerncunt said: That's all I do. Cunts hang towels or put a water bottle on the seat like it is their own personal property. If they are off yapping I just put their shit on the floor and use the machine. When they protest, I make a point of searching the machine before say " I'm sorry, I can't see your name on it anywhere". Fucking CUNTS Happy New Year Southerncunt. Are you keeping the home fires burning! Roast Koala bear for dinner ? lol. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 10, 2020 Report Share Posted January 10, 2020 4 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: I don't see where the danger is .. unless you are one of these silly cunts who does wheelies in traffic. 90% of cyclists now ride on the pavement anyway and at least if you are out either cycling or running you are not trapped in a room with 50 other sweaty cunts. I rode a bike for 50 years and in that time was involved in two accidents where I was knocked off my bike by a car and a couple of times where there was contact when cunts did not leave enough room when passing me. If more cunts actually got outside to do real exercise, be it running, jogging, walking, cycling or simply kicking a football rather than hiding in these halls of vain mincing fairies flashing their thighs at each other the world would be a better and safer place. No need to pay fuck all to anyone to get some good honest exercise. I should imagine roads were dangerous in those days. The carriages didn't have indicators and the coachmen never indicated. I should imagine cleaning horse shit off of the penny farthing's wheels was a bastard as well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 10, 2020 Report Share Posted January 10, 2020 4 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: . I rode a bike for 50 years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 10, 2020 Report Share Posted January 10, 2020 4 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: I don't see where the danger is .. unless you are one of these silly cunts who does wheelies in traffic. 90% of cyclists now ride on the pavement anyway and at least if you are out either cycling or running you are not trapped in a room with 50 other sweaty cunts. I rode a bike for 50 years and in that time was involved in two accidents where I was knocked off my bike by a car and a couple of times where there was contact when cunts did not leave enough room when passing me. If more cunts actually got outside to do real exercise, be it running, jogging, walking, cycling or simply kicking a football rather than hiding in these halls of vain mincing fairies flashing their thighs at each other the world would be a better and safer place. No need to pay fuck all to anyone to get some good honest exercise. Bollocks. How would having all of these barely functioning gym rats out in public be safer than keeping them locked away? And how is excersising in the great outdoors better than indoors? I admit gyms are shit, but like I say I do my stuff at home. Pedalling along in traffic, sucking in diesel and petrol fumes isn't my idea of a healthy time. Fifty years ago the roads were a bit less crowded Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 10, 2020 Report Share Posted January 10, 2020 2 hours ago, ratcum said: don't forget jews wearing those funny Bertie Bassett hats CB. I'm always running into those queer fuckers What the fuck is in those little boxes? Londonm never did answer that question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 10, 2020 Report Share Posted January 10, 2020 4 hours ago, Roadkill said: Bollocks. How would having all of these barely functioning gym rats out in public be safer than keeping them locked away? And how is excersising in the great outdoors better than indoors? I admit gyms are shit, but like I say I do my stuff at home. Pedalling along in traffic, sucking in diesel and petrol fumes isn't my idea of a healthy time. Fifty years ago the roads were a bit less crowded Actually a lot of A roads were much more crowded because much of the present motorway network and many bypasses had not been built. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 10, 2020 Report Share Posted January 10, 2020 4 hours ago, King Billy said: That's your bike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 10, 2020 Report Share Posted January 10, 2020 6 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: What the fuck is in those little boxes? Londonm never did answer that question. my theories include liquorice allsorts fragmentation munition white phosphorus Christian baby embryos Aryan bone marrow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 10, 2020 Report Share Posted January 10, 2020 8 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: What the fuck is in those little boxes? Londonm never did answer that question. I have a liking for those black Liquorice things with the white in the middle. I suppose that they are a bit like how a relative of mine ended up (Mungo Parke) who is thought to have been eaten by some tribesmen in central Africa about 200 years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 10, 2020 Report Share Posted January 10, 2020 50 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: I have a liking for those black Liquorice things with the white in the middle. I suppose that they are a bit like how a relative of mine ended up (Mungo Parke) who is thought to have been eaten by some tribesmen in central Africa about 200 years ago. Were you there to see it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted January 11, 2020 Report Share Posted January 11, 2020 19 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I must admit running does seem somewhat more desirable than driving a shitty Citroen Berlingo van. A joy and a privilege yer too fat and lacking in hand to eye coordination to experience.. probably cbb baby..ya know? Panzermurphybaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 11, 2020 Report Share Posted January 11, 2020 9 hours ago, King Billy said: Were you there to see it? Yes .. I made them a bucket full of mint sauce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 11, 2020 Report Share Posted January 11, 2020 6 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said: A joy and a privilege yer too fat and lacking in hand to eye coordination to experience.. probably cbb baby..ya know? Panzermurphybaby His Belingo is adapted to carry his wheelchair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted January 11, 2020 Report Share Posted January 11, 2020 These equipment monopolising cunts also seem to be the ones that think cargo trousers and construction work boots are suitable attire for the gym. Fucking idiots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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