Roadkill Posted January 10, 2020 Report Share Posted January 10, 2020 What the fuck is this shit? My cousin is going through a vegetarian phase and dropped off some hoisin sauce spaghetti dish with tofu as a substitute for chicken. The stuff looked alright from a distance - like nicely cooked dices of chicken, but you bite into it and... nothing. A vague texture of densely packed scrambled eggs, only with absolutely no taste of its own besides the sauce. It wasn't particularly awful (it would need to have a taste for it to be considered bad), but I found it insulting somehow. It is apparently food. Why isn't it trying to taste like something? Apparently the stuff I encountered was on the extreme side of tofu flavour as well, considering it was smoked, and it certainly smelled smoked, but there was absolutely no flavour to go with it. I think its a ploy by them fucking Japs. Get enough Round-eye cunts confused and philosophising the point of food without taste and invade when we're all distracted. Its fucking working too. Looney toons, backwards cunts making food that doesn't taste of anything. Fuck sake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 10, 2020 Report Share Posted January 10, 2020 14 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Apparently the stuff I encountered was on the extreme side of tofu flavour as well, considering it was smoked, and it certainly smelled smoked ‘Extreme tofu smoking’ Whatever next? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 10, 2020 Author Report Share Posted January 10, 2020 Perfect for the Vegan Olympics. Most the malnourished cunts could manage without snapping a femur. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 10, 2020 Report Share Posted January 10, 2020 Tofu??? That's silence coloured in! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 11, 2020 Report Share Posted January 11, 2020 This is nothing more than a fucking lab experiment involving mucus and gelatin. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 11, 2020 Report Share Posted January 11, 2020 Tofu is fucking grim. With Mrs P being vegetarian I rarely eat meat and haven't for over 12 years. Quorn is tasty, full of protein and piss easy to cook. I eat shit loads of the stuff, but I draw the fucking line at tofu. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted January 11, 2020 Report Share Posted January 11, 2020 Tofu, chia seeds and the like..... all metrosexual foods. The discerning alpha male won't go near it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 11, 2020 Report Share Posted January 11, 2020 4 hours ago, cuntspotter said: This is nothing more than a fucking lab experiment involving mucus and gelatin. Reading into it .. seems to be mostly highly processed GM soya and the man from monsanto has his claws dug into it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 11, 2020 Report Share Posted January 11, 2020 On 10/01/2020 at 19:30, Roadkill said: What the fuck is this shit? My cousin is going through a vegetarian phase and dropped off some hoisin sauce spaghetti dish with tofu as a substitute for chicken. The stuff looked alright from a distance - like nicely cooked dices of chicken, but you bite into it and... nothing. A vague texture of densely packed scrambled eggs, only with absolutely no taste of its own besides the sauce. It wasn't particularly awful (it would need to have a taste for it to be considered bad), but I found it insulting somehow. It is apparently food. Why isn't it trying to taste like something? Apparently the stuff I encountered was on the extreme side of tofu flavour as well, considering it was smoked, and it certainly smelled smoked, but there was absolutely no flavour to go with it. I think its a ploy by them fucking Japs. Get enough Round-eye cunts confused and philosophising the point of food without taste and invade when we're all distracted. Its fucking working too. Looney toons, backwards cunts making food that doesn't taste of anything. Fuck sake. Even the pronunciation of it is pretentious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 19, 2020 Report Share Posted January 19, 2020 Best right-back Brazil ever had Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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