Neil Posted January 15, 2020 Report Share Posted January 15, 2020 Was it his picture that used to be on my Robertson's jam jars?.....I'm fucking sure it was him,maybe he's a look-a-like for one of the others. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 16, 2020 Report Share Posted January 16, 2020 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: And here it is First time I've seen that. I don't remember the Brown Cross Code Man. I remember Alvin Stardust's cringeworthy road safety ad though... "Hey you crazy kids! You must be out of your tiny minds!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 16, 2020 Report Share Posted January 16, 2020 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: First time I've seen that. I don't remember the Brown Cross Code Man. I remember Alvin Stardust's cringeworthy road safety ad though... "Hey you crazy kids! You must be out of your tiny minds!" Was there a Jimmy Savile one? "Huhuhuhuhuhu! Now then now then guys and gals, Uncle Jimmy will keep you safe. Hold my hand". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 16, 2020 Report Share Posted January 16, 2020 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Was there a Jimmy Savile one? "Huhuhuhuhuhu! Now then now then guys and gals, Uncle Jimmy will keep you safe. Hold my hand". "What's the best thing about fucking twenty one year olds? ..there's twenty of 'em" J Savile - 2008 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 16, 2020 Report Share Posted January 16, 2020 12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: "What's the best thing about fucking twenty one year olds? ..there's twenty of 'em" J Savile - 2008 He was an arrogant, evil little cunt. Someone should have fucking topped him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 16, 2020 Report Share Posted January 16, 2020 16 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: He was an arrogant, evil little cunt. Someone should have fucking topped him. I would rather he had been caught whilst living, and forced to spend the rest of his life being spat on, looking over his shoulder and picking bits of crushed glass out of his porridge. I know if I was one of his keepers, I might forget to lock his cell door when some of the older lags are taking a stroll on the landing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 16, 2020 Report Share Posted January 16, 2020 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I would rather he had been caught whilst living, and forced to spend the rest of his life being spat on, looking over his shoulder and picking bits of crushed glass out of his porridge. I know if I was one of his keepers, I might forget to lock his cell door when some of the older lags are taking a stroll on the landing. He was looked after by higher powers. Just like that cunt fat Cyril. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 16, 2020 Report Share Posted January 16, 2020 18 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: He was looked after by higher powers. Just like that cunt fat Cyril. Nice one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 16, 2020 Report Share Posted January 16, 2020 13 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Nice one He probably did say that. Lets have another one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 16, 2020 Report Share Posted January 16, 2020 20 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: He probably did say that. Lets have another one. Do you think he ate the ones who 'accidentally' expired? They could have cut him open like in 'Jaws' to see if a half digested kid with a stretched arsehole flops out on the quayside. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 16, 2020 Report Share Posted January 16, 2020 14 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yoffy was definitely suspect. Reminded me of the archetypal school 'janitor' from teen horror flicks. My least favourite 80s kids presenter was Christopher Lillicrap. A creepy little bastard with a name that guarantees he harbours deep resentment from bullying. Christopher Lillicrap, a cause of great hilarity to me and my mates at school. What a fucking cunt. Hope he's dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 16, 2020 Report Share Posted January 16, 2020 12 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Do you think he ate the ones who 'accidentally' expired? They could have cut him open like in 'Jaws' to see if a half digested kid with a stretched arsehole flops out on the quayside. Here's to swimming with bow legged wimmin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cuntiemagic Posted January 17, 2020 Report Share Posted January 17, 2020 How about we challenge cuntman Schofield to a game of blindfolded guess the food? We can feed him liquid shit, the same crap he comes out with 🤪 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 17, 2020 Report Share Posted January 17, 2020 45 minutes ago, Cuntiemagic said: How about we challenge cuntman Schofield to a game of blindfolded guess the food? We can feed him liquid shit, the same crap he comes out with 🤪 Careful, you little fledgling bastard. If it was just a dig at Schofield. Fair enough. I forgive you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 17, 2020 Report Share Posted January 17, 2020 On 15/01/2020 at 19:00, Eric Cuntman said: Yoffy was definitely suspect. Reminded me of the archetypal school 'janitor' from teen horror flicks. My least favourite 80s kids presenter was Christopher Lillicrap. A creepy little bastard with a name that guarantees he harbours deep resentment from bullying. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 17, 2020 Report Share Posted January 17, 2020 5 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: That's him. Still gives me the creeps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 17, 2020 Report Share Posted January 17, 2020 8 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: Like I said, what a fucking cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cuntiemagic Posted January 23, 2020 Report Share Posted January 23, 2020 On 17/01/2020 at 01:58, Eric Cuntman said: Careful, you little fledgling bastard. If it was just a dig at Schofield. Fair enough. I forgive you. How could what I put be about anyone else other than Schofield? I think you are just flexing your anarchic wings. Btw, I'm not a bastard but I am a proper bitch 🤪😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 23, 2020 Report Share Posted January 23, 2020 7 minutes ago, Cuntiemagic said: How could what I put be about anyone else other than Schofield? I think you are just flexing your anarchic wings. Btw, I'm not a bastard but I am a proper bitch 🤪😂 Because 'cuntman' is part of my username. Anyway. If you're a genuine ladyperson, it's traditional to post a picture of your tits so we know you're not lying. Or just PM it to me, @Decimus @Roadkill @Ape™️ or @Neil. We won't show anyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 23, 2020 Report Share Posted January 23, 2020 15 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Because 'cuntman' is part of my username. Anyway. If you're a genuine ladyperson, it's traditional to post a picture of your tits so we know you're not lying. Or just PM it to me, @Decimus @Roadkill @Ape™️ or @Neil. We won't show anyone. I may immortalise them through the medium of Internet art however. @Cuntiemagic, your posting times are very worrying. You aren't a Yank are you? The last one we had couldn't adapt to the culture shock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 23, 2020 Report Share Posted January 23, 2020 3 hours ago, Roadkill said: I may immortalise them through the medium of Internet art however. @Cuntiemagic, your posting times are very worrying. You aren't a Yank are you? The last one we had couldn't adapt to the culture shock. or cutlery 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.