Jiggerycock Posted January 20, 2020 Report Share Posted January 20, 2020 On 16/01/2020 at 21:13, ratcum said: I'm sick of seeing him presenting nature programmes. There's loads of ex Page 3 birds who could read off an idiot board and do the job just as well. "The faux leopard hunts its prey in South Kensington...". Then they could get their tits out. Can't be arsed reading whos said what about this, but I hope it's all along the lines of 'Fucking Right On!' This superannuated old cunt has somehow morphed from Head Cheese at the BBC (ignoring early reports of Savilry there no less) to some Gandalfy figure, whose very urine samples are treated as edicts from on high. Naturalist!!!? He just shifts words from autocue to mouth (sometimes even via brain) and peoples from Stornoway to Vanuatu hang upon his every word! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 On 20/01/2020 at 10:46, Jiggerycock said: Can't be arsed reading whos said what about this, but I hope it's all along the lines of 'Fucking Right On!' This superannuated old cunt has somehow morphed from Head Cheese at the BBC (ignoring early reports of Savilry there no less) to some Gandalfy figure, whose very urine samples are treated as edicts from on high. Naturalist!!!? He just shifts words from autocue to mouth (sometimes even via brain) and peoples from Stornoway to Vanuatu hang upon his every word! He made £millions from swanning around the globe and interfering with the wildlife, at our expense, now he's knocking on heaven's door he expects us to feel guilty about our carbon fucking footprint, the hypocritical cunt! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 His haircut was gay. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 Coronavirus...17 down......1.3999983 billion to go. That should please the eco wankers. fucking Chinese. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 23, 2020 Report Share Posted January 23, 2020 20 hours ago, King Billy said: Coronavirus...17 down......1.3999983 billion to go. That should please the eco wankers. fucking Chinese. I hope that before they all die, they pass on the recipe for that crispy shredded chilli beef. I like that. And sesame prawn toast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 24, 2020 Report Share Posted January 24, 2020 On 23/01/2020 at 14:14, Eric Cuntman said: I hope that before they all die, they pass on the recipe for that crispy shredded chilli beef. I like that. And sesame prawn toast. If all those yellow cunts do kick the bucket you can fight the jackals and vultures for your share of crispy beef Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 24, 2020 Report Share Posted January 24, 2020 5 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: If all those yellow cunts do kick the bucket you can fight the jackals and vultures for your share of crispy beef I might just keep one chink as a cook. Like them cunts in Bonanza did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 24, 2020 Report Share Posted January 24, 2020 On 23/01/2020 at 14:14, Eric Cuntman said: I hope that before they all die, they pass on the recipe for that crispy shredded chilli beef. I like that. And sesame prawn toast. The yellow cunts would've made short work of HS2 if they'd been given the chance, most of the USA's rail network was built by slopes, they're more used to hard work than the feckless, drug dealing scum the Windrush generation bred into British society. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 24, 2020 Report Share Posted January 24, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I might just keep one chink as a cook. Like them cunts in Bonanza did. #MeToo, but only if she looks like this.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 24, 2020 Report Share Posted January 24, 2020 2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: #MeToo, but only if she looks like this.... Gemma Chan would get it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 24, 2020 Report Share Posted January 24, 2020 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Gemma Chan would get it. Its fair to say I'd drink her piss and use her shit for toothpaste... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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