Neil Posted January 16, 2020 Report Share Posted January 16, 2020 I've had just about enough of this cunt now.A glorified reporter who has millions hanging off his every word,the same millions that listen to Greta fucking Thunberg.No one knows what the fuck is going on and how it's going to end but the governments of this world use both of these cunts to fuel their own agendas.This generation cannot destroy millions of years of evolution in their lifetime.This is why we are only given 80 odd years on this planet,its then passed on to following generations in the form of propaganda.Live your life,you only get one,and let whoever follows on deal with the same bullshit we all get to hear in their own way. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 16, 2020 Report Share Posted January 16, 2020 I'm sick of seeing him presenting nature programmes. There's loads of ex Page 3 birds who could read off an idiot board and do the job just as well. "The faux leopard hunts its prey in South Kensington...". Then they could get their tits out. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 16, 2020 Report Share Posted January 16, 2020 35 minutes ago, ratcum said: I'm sick of seeing him presenting nature programmes. There's loads of ex Page 3 birds who could read off an idiot board and do the job just as well. "The faux leopard hunts its prey in South Kensington...". Then they could get their tits out. Qualitah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 16, 2020 Report Share Posted January 16, 2020 1 hour ago, Neil said: I've had just about enough of this cunt now.A glorified reporter who has millions hanging off his every word,the same millions that listen to Greta fucking Thunberg.No one knows what the fuck is going on and how it's going to end but the governments of this world use both of these cunts to fuel their own agendas.This generation cannot destroy millions of years of evolution in their lifetime.This is why we are only given 80 odd years on this planet,its then passed on to following generations in the form of propaganda.Live your life,you only get one,and let whoever follows on deal with the same bullshit we all get to hear in their own way. Dont worry Neil. Murdering prostitutes hasn't contributed to global warming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 16, 2020 Report Share Posted January 16, 2020 Attenborough’s last attempts to create a legacy beyond tickling baboons and scraping bat droppings off his shoes... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 16, 2020 Report Share Posted January 16, 2020 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Dont worry Neil. Murdering prostitutes hasn't contributed to global warming. Not murdering, recycling. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 17, 2020 Report Share Posted January 17, 2020 45 minutes ago, King Billy said: Not murdering, recycling. I've heard his allotment has a huge fucking compost heap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 17, 2020 Report Share Posted January 17, 2020 19 hours ago, Neil said: I've had just about enough of this cunt now.A glorified reporter who has millions hanging off his every word,the same millions that listen to Greta fucking Thunberg.No one knows what the fuck is going on and how it's going to end but the governments of this world use both of these cunts to fuel their own agendas.This generation cannot destroy millions of years of evolution in their lifetime.This is why we are only given 80 odd years on this planet,its then passed on to following generations in the form of propaganda.Live your life,you only get one,and let whoever follows on deal with the same bullshit we all get to hear in their own way. I wish he'd been a bit more outspoken 30 cunting years ago. To fucking late when all the forests are gone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 17, 2020 Report Share Posted January 17, 2020 58 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I wish he'd been a bit more outspoken 30 cunting years ago. To fucking late when all the forests are gone It was the 80s the ozone layer started getting fucked when all those poxy New Romantics used all that lacquer for their stupid hair styles. Simon Le Bon's a cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 17, 2020 Report Share Posted January 17, 2020 7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: It was the 80s the ozone layer started getting fucked when all those poxy New Romantics used all that lacquer for their stupid hair styles. Simon Le Bon's a cunt I wonder which one of the Kemp brothers Ronnie Kray wanted to bum when they visited him in prison. Probably both. I fucking hate queer gangsters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 17, 2020 Report Share Posted January 17, 2020 28 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I wonder which one of the Kemp brothers Ronnie Kray wanted to bum when they visited him in prison. Probably both. I fucking hate queer gangsters. The Krays were paedophiles... Dave Courtney is a cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted January 17, 2020 Report Share Posted January 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: I wish he'd been a bit more outspoken 30 cunting years ago. To fucking late when all the forests are gone 30 fucking years ago he still had to heavily use air travel to shoot his documentaries. Now he's too old to get travel insurance, he doesn't want a younger upstart to takeover his mantle of the BBC's go to naturalist. Selfish cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 17, 2020 Report Share Posted January 17, 2020 16 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: The Krays were paedophiles... Dave Courtney is a cunt. Both true. Eddie Richardson was the hardest cunt from that era. Whilst locked up with them, he beat the shit out of both gay twins. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted January 17, 2020 Report Share Posted January 17, 2020 27 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: 30 fucking years ago he still had to heavily use air travel to shoot his documentaries. Now he's too old to get travel insurance, he doesn't want a younger upstart to takeover his mantle of the BBC's go to naturalist. Selfish cunt. Indeed. He could always sacrifice his gold plated Beebs pension, property and private care for the sake of endangered natural world, he so "deeply" cares about. Until he puts his money where his old gob is and reduces his carbon mega footprint, he can go and fuck himself. If he still can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 17, 2020 Report Share Posted January 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I wonder which one of the Kemp brothers Ronnie Kray wanted to bum when they visited him in prison. Probably both. I fucking hate queer gangsters. By some accounts Reggie was a bit partial to sausage as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 17, 2020 Report Share Posted January 17, 2020 28 minutes ago, White Cunt said: Indeed. He could always sacrifice his gold plated Beebs pension, property and private care for the sake of endangered natural world, he so "deeply" cares about. Until he puts his money where his old gob is and reduces his carbon mega footprint, he can go and fuck himself. If he still can. And he can shove his film Ghandi up his cirrus cumulus as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 17, 2020 Report Share Posted January 17, 2020 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: By some accounts Reggie was a bit partial to sausage as well. Reggie Kray popped his pink slippers a five minute walk from my office in a pub now called The Townhouse. I go there at lunchtime a few times a week, and I can confirm that the condom machine is haunted. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 17, 2020 Report Share Posted January 17, 2020 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: By some accounts Reggie was a bit partial to sausage as well. He was chicken hawking within 3 months of being locked up. If I was away for five years I would put up with wanking for the duration. All that bollocks about only doing it because there's no other outlet is bullshit. They do it because they were already poofs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted January 17, 2020 Report Share Posted January 17, 2020 Only on this fucking site could a topic go, in one page, from a nature documentary narrator to bumming in prison. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 17, 2020 Report Share Posted January 17, 2020 16 minutes ago, nocti said: Only on this fucking site could a topic go, in one page, from a nature documentary narrator to bumming in prison. Prison bumfest = bonobo colony 1 degree of separation. I should've been a barrister. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Barneycunt Posted January 18, 2020 Report Share Posted January 18, 2020 Well i for one wouldn't stop my arse getting pummeled by big hairy inmates. In fact i would pay them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted January 18, 2020 Report Share Posted January 18, 2020 14 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Prison bumfest = bonobo colony 1 degree of separation. I should've been a barrister. Or a barista Panzermurphybaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 18, 2020 Report Share Posted January 18, 2020 5 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Or a barista Panzermurphybaby He likes wearing wigs and gowns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 18, 2020 Report Share Posted January 18, 2020 On 17/01/2020 at 18:39, Cunty BigBollox said: 30 fucking years ago he still had to heavily use air travel to shoot his documentaries. Now he's too old to get travel insurance, he doesn't want a younger upstart to takeover his mantle of the BBC's go to naturalist. Selfish cunt. You've got a point there drew. However, jumping on a plane isn't nearly as bad for Mother Earth as cutting down half our old growth forests in the last 100 or so years. We could easily solve the climate and extinction crisis by resorting these habitats and sustainably reducing the human population. I'd prefer culling for the latter but a two child policy would do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted January 19, 2020 Report Share Posted January 19, 2020 On 17/01/2020 at 19:38, camberwell gypsy said: By some accounts Reggie was a bit partial to sausage as well. Only human? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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