Ape™️ Posted January 18, 2020 Report Share Posted January 18, 2020 I had to contact an app developer recently as a particular feature had stopped working after an update. Anyway, when I received an email response from the developer I was thanked for “reaching out” to technical support, whereas I was under the impression I’d simply contacted them. After an admittedly helpful and useful response, the email ended by telling me not to hesitate to “reach out” to them again if I had any further questions. This is another vile Americanism that’s gradually polluting the English language, and I for one fucking detest it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 18, 2020 Report Share Posted January 18, 2020 Are you sure they didn't say reach around? As in... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted January 18, 2020 Report Share Posted January 18, 2020 58 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: I had to contact an app developer recently as a particular feature had stopped working after an update. Anyway, when I received an email response from the developer I was thanked for “reaching out” to technical support, whereas I was under the impression I’d simply contacted them. After an admittedly helpful and useful response, the email ended by telling me not to hesitate to “reach out” to them again if I had any further questions. This is another vile Americanism that’s gradually polluting the English language, and I for one fucking detest it. WTF is an 'app'? Is this another vile Americanism that’s gradually polluting the English language... ...and why is the app developer out of the darkroon anyway? ''Reach around'' sounds suspiciously Canal streety. Thank you for your input...you can take it out now...pleeease Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 18, 2020 Report Share Posted January 18, 2020 (edited) Predicted responses to this thread (mine aside): Pen: "Thanks for reaching out, Ape" Gyps: "I'll be there" Neil: "Fuck off!" Edited January 18, 2020 by Cuntybaws ETA: I see that Roops beat Pen to it on "The Silent Newbie" thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted January 18, 2020 Report Share Posted January 18, 2020 With language like that It suspiciously sounds the App you tried to update was something like Grindr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 18, 2020 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2020 1 hour ago, Piston said: WTF is an 'app'? Is this another vile Americanism that’s gradually polluting the English language... ...and why is the app developer out of the darkroon anyway? ''Reach around'' sounds suspiciously Canal streety. Thank you for your input...you can take it out now...pleeease Are you mentally ill? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 18, 2020 Report Share Posted January 18, 2020 51 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Are you mentally ill? Reach out for Jesus...Reach out... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 18, 2020 Report Share Posted January 18, 2020 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Predicted responses to this thread (mine aside): Pen: "Thanks for reaching out, Ape" Gyps: "I'll be there" Neil: "Fuck off!" ApeTM and I DO NOT connect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 18, 2020 Report Share Posted January 18, 2020 2 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Reach out for Jesus...Reach out... I'm guessing Mary was reaching out for help when Jesus was conceived. Either by gang rape at the hands of the local roman garrison or just standard rape by an uncle. Whatever, the son of god was a mongrel bastard child of a thousand fathers born in a squalid cow shit filled stable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 18, 2020 Report Share Posted January 18, 2020 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: I'm guessing Mary was reaching out for help when Jesus was conceived. Either by gang rape at the hands of the local roman garrison or just standard rape by an uncle. Whatever, the son of god was a mongrel bastard child of a thousand fathers born in a squalid cow shit filled stable You’re not a practising Christian Stubbs are you? Lapsed, Id say at a rough guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 19, 2020 Report Share Posted January 19, 2020 2 hours ago, King Billy said: You’re not a practising Christian Stubbs are you? Lapsed, Id say at a rough guess. I think he's 'god-curious'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted January 19, 2020 Report Share Posted January 19, 2020 17 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: I'm guessing Mary was reaching out for help when Jesus was conceived. Either by gang rape at the hands of the local roman garrison or just standard rape by an uncle. Whatever, the son of god was a mongrel bastard child of a thousand fathers born in a squalid cow shit filled stable It’s more likely that Mary or Merry in Hebrew, was heavily drugged and repeatedly screwed by a horny donkey boy. Lacking local abortion clinic and elders’ liberal thinking, the husband then took the wife to another village, to deliver the child with proper care and support. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 19, 2020 Report Share Posted January 19, 2020 1 hour ago, White Cunt said: It’s more likely that Mary or Merry in Hebrew, was heavily drugged and repeatedly screwed by a horny donkey boy. Lacking local abortion clinic and elders’ liberal thinking, the husband then took the wife to another village, to deliver the child with proper care and support. "My wife thinks I'm a pervert. What the fuck does she know? She's only nine". Joseph Of Arimathea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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