Wolfie Posted January 20, 2020 Report Share Posted January 20, 2020 8 hours ago, Decimus said: Another day, another fucking fiasco on the A47/Broadland northway. The knock on effect has meant that it's taken me an hour and a fucking half to get from my house to the magic Postwick roundabout. I'm absolutely fuming. Just imagine living in the industrial northwest or Surrey, Essex or London. Blair turned Britain into an EU migration state, meaning traffic issues became so bad the current problems are now irreversible. Conditions he created allowed 3.6m migrants (estimated legals only) to enter the UK – that's a heck of a lot more cars and traffic. All this, without asking the British people whether it was OK. What a fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 20, 2020 Report Share Posted January 20, 2020 9 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Just imagine living in the industrial northwest It's already Blue Monday, so I'd rather not, if that's OK with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted January 20, 2020 Report Share Posted January 20, 2020 9 hours ago, Decimus said: Another day, another fucking fiasco on the A47/Broadland northway. The knock on effect has meant that it's taken me an hour and a fucking half to get from my house to the magic Postwick roundabout. I'm absolutely fuming. 6x car nudge. Its headline news in the EDP, the article goes on to mention the make and model of all cars involved but it doesn't describe the feckless fucking morons behind the wheel of each car whose moment of daydreaming completely ruined your journey to your worthless job at the bottom of Harvey Lane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 20, 2020 Report Share Posted January 20, 2020 7 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: 6x car nudge. Its headline news in the EDP, the article goes on to mention the make and model of all cars involved but it doesn't describe the feckless fucking morons behind the wheel of each car whose moment of daydreaming completely ruined your journey to your worthless job at the bottom of Harvey Lane. I'd be careful if I were you, Drew. Now we've merged with South Norfolk, my patch covers 563 square miles and 270,000 people. I've got a feeling from what you've let slip over the years that your profession often crosses swords with planning and environmental. Rest assured, if I ever find out who you are, I'm going to rain down a shit storm of petty bureaucracy and red tape onto your tiny, bald head. And if I'm wrong and you're an unemployed alcoholic as everyone else assumes, I'll make sure my contact in benefits conveniently loses your CTS form. You've been warned. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted January 20, 2020 Report Share Posted January 20, 2020 1 hour ago, Decimus said: I'd be careful if I were you, Drew. Now we've merged with South Norfolk, my patch covers 563 square miles and 270,000 people. I've got a feeling from what you've let slip over the years that your profession often crosses swords with planning and environmental. Rest assured, if I ever find out who you are, I'm going to rain down a shit storm of petty bureaucracy and red tape onto your tiny, bald head. And if I'm wrong and you're an unemployed alcoholic as everyone else assumes, I'll make sure my contact in benefits conveniently loses your CTS form. You've been warned. Say hi to Shaun and Karen for me. He's your boss now isn't he? Don't worry I'll put in a good word for you next time I'm round theirs for dinner in Spixworth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 20, 2020 Report Share Posted January 20, 2020 54 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Say hi to Shaun and Karen for me. He's your boss now isn't he? Don't worry I'll put in a good word for you next time I'm round theirs for dinner in Spixworth. Please do. Whilst you're there, perhaps you can convey my wish that they end up in the same situation as my old boss and his wife did at North Norfolk District Council. Although I'd wager that unlike Keith, Simon is more likely to shove the shotgun up his arse than down Karen's throat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 20, 2020 Report Share Posted January 20, 2020 12 minutes ago, Decimus said: Please do. Whilst you're there, perhaps you can convey my wish that they end up in the same situation as my old boss and his wife did at North Norfolk District Council. Although I'd wager that unlike Keith, Simon is more likely to shove the shotgun up his arse than down Karen's throat. I'm glad they're dead! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted January 21, 2020 Report Share Posted January 21, 2020 She has potential...he'd get one in the arm n one in the leg so he cant use crutches. Panzermurphybaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted January 21, 2020 Report Share Posted January 21, 2020 8 hours ago, Decimus said: Please do. Whilst you're there, perhaps you can convey my wish that they end up in the same situation as my old boss and his wife did at North Norfolk District Council. Although I'd wager that unlike Keith, Simon is more likely to shove the shotgun up his arse than down Karen's throat. Presumably you mean Shaun? As you're in Planning, can you explain why the fuck they haven't even started building any houses on Pinebanks yet? Have a pleasant journey to work and watch out for the beet lorries turning in to Cantley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 21, 2020 Report Share Posted January 21, 2020 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: As you're in Planning, can you explain why the fuck they haven't even started building any houses on Pinebanks yet? Because it's built on top on an ancient Indian burial ground, the foundations of the original Merchants of Spice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 21, 2020 Report Share Posted January 21, 2020 27 minutes ago, Decimus said: Because it's built on top on an ancient Indian burial ground, the foundations of the original Merchants of Spice. Could you plan a hit job? .. asking for a friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 I read an interview with Big Bri's daughter the other day. Definitely her father's daughter. The beard was identical. Anyway, she mentioned that, when she was a kid, it was years before she realised that the word "Cunt" was a swear word. Such was the frequency that Blessed used it. Come on then, which one of youse cunts is Brian Blessed? My money's on Pen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 23, 2020 Report Share Posted January 23, 2020 On 22/01/2020 at 10:34, Ollyboro said: I read an interview with Big Bri's daughter the other day. Definitely her father's daughter. The beard was identical. Anyway, she mentioned that, when she was a kid, it was years before she realised that the word "Cunt" was a swear word. Such was the frequency that Blessed used it. Come on then, which one of youse cunts is Brian Blessed? My money's on Pen. You owe me £50 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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