Cunty BigBollox Posted January 19, 2020 Report Share Posted January 19, 2020 Wankers who spend £400+ on a cycle and then struggle to put air in the tyres or adjust cables etc.. Just seen some spaz carrying a single wheel to Evan's Cycles so they can perform some miracle and relieve this wanker of some dosh. Now unless he's getting a complete replacement wheel there's no need to do this since any real man can replace or adjust bearings, change a tyre & tube or true a wheel. I guess it might be a fashion or social class thing as the cunt also had a sprog called Dominic. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted January 19, 2020 Report Share Posted January 19, 2020 I hold me lámh (hand) up as being guilty of this crime agin humanity..but in my defence it was on a bicycle that i was given and cost way more than id ever have paid for a bike ..it needed pads on its front n rear brake discs...they looked a bit fragile for my Soviet style tool box ..pads supplied and fitted €35 ..was happy enough with that plus a quick once over n tighten up...i also know of a dominic...hes dead now..machine gunned to death in a phone box ..and he was a cunt. Panzermurphybaby 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted January 19, 2020 Report Share Posted January 19, 2020 10 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said: I hold me lámh (hand) up as being guilty of this crime agin humanity..but in my defence it was on a bicycle that i was given and cost way more than id ever have paid for a bike ..it needed pads on its front n rear brake discs...they looked a bit fragile for my Soviet style tool box ..pads supplied and fitted €35 ..was happy enough with that plus a quick once over n tighten up...i also know of a dominic...hes dead now..machine gunned to death in a phone box ..and he was a cunt. Panzermurphybaby I bet many clan members turned up for the funeral? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted January 19, 2020 Report Share Posted January 19, 2020 Most likey the ones that ordered it n pulled the trigger...politics is a filthy business Panzermurphybaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted January 19, 2020 Report Share Posted January 19, 2020 18 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Most likey the ones that ordered it n pulled the trigger...politics is a filthy business Panzermurphybaby Religion is worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 19, 2020 Report Share Posted January 19, 2020 1 hour ago, PANZER MURPHY said: .i also know of a dominic...hes dead now..machine gunned to death in a phone box ..and he was a cunt. Scorpion 61....perfect for such a confined space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 19, 2020 Report Share Posted January 19, 2020 We as kids were all taught cycle maintenance. Picking cycle locks (handy in case we lost the key), how to rub off ID numbers, re-spraying cycle frames, speedy wheel removals that kind of thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 19, 2020 Report Share Posted January 19, 2020 Can everybody please stop saying 'cycle'. It's a fucking push bike. Cycle is gay and American. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 19, 2020 Report Share Posted January 19, 2020 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Can everybody please stop saying 'cycle'. It's a fucking push bike. Cycle is gay and American. Sounds like someone’s on a cycle of their own at the moment... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 19, 2020 Report Share Posted January 19, 2020 15 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Sounds like someone’s on a cycle of their own at the moment... Tell me about it. My fanny looks like a spatchcocked warthog left out in the sun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted January 19, 2020 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Tell me about it. My fanny looks like a spatchcocked warthog left out in the sun. Bullshit. Got any pix? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 19, 2020 Report Share Posted January 19, 2020 fuck I'm invisible! This must be what's it like to be Eddie 🧕 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 19, 2020 Report Share Posted January 19, 2020 14 minutes ago, ratcum said: fuck I'm invisible! This must be what's it like to be Eddie 🧕 I can see you. You're still rotated 90 degrees clockwise.. Or maybe it's 270 degrees anti-clockwise.. sneaky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 19, 2020 Report Share Posted January 19, 2020 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: I can see you. You're still rotated 90 degrees clockwise.. Or maybe it's 270 degrees anti-clockwise.. sneaky. He’s having a ‘funny turn’. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 20, 2020 Report Share Posted January 20, 2020 I did the Ride Across Britain in 2017 (yeah that's me! Bertie Big Bollocks, who just needs to jerk off and there's a fully formed foetus in the toilet pan first thing next morning) and the number of lycra-clad fuckwits among our little troupe that cold not change a tyre, was a real source of 'red-mist' energy in getting up Cothelstone and Cheddar Gorge, I can tell you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 20, 2020 Report Share Posted January 20, 2020 15 hours ago, ratcum said: fuck I'm invisible! This must be what's it like to be Eddie 🧕 Unless the cunt smiles on a dark night.... On 19/01/2020 at 11:50, Cunty BigBollox said: Wankers who spend £400+ on a cycle and then struggle to put air in the tyres or adjust cables etc.. Just seen some spaz carrying a single wheel to Evan's Cycles so they can perform some miracle and relieve this wanker of some dosh. Now unless he's getting a complete replacement wheel there's no need to do this since any real man can replace or adjust bearings, change a tyre & tube or true a wheel. I guess it might be a fashion or social class thing as the cunt also had a sprog called Dominic. Hydraulic disk brakes still baffle me. When I've got my bike cave (plus wood burner and easy chair...) built this spring I'll have a go at bleeding the whole system and setting then back up just right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 21, 2020 Report Share Posted January 21, 2020 On 19/01/2020 at 14:08, PANZER MURPHY said: I hold me lámh (hand) up as being guilty of this crime agin humanity..but in my defence it was on a bicycle that i was given and cost way more than id ever have paid for a bike ..it needed pads on its front n rear brake discs...they looked a bit fragile for my Soviet style tool box ..pads supplied and fitted €35 ..was happy enough with that plus a quick once over n tighten up...i also know of a dominic...hes dead now..machine gunned to death in a phone box ..and he was a cunt. Panzermurphybaby Are you one of these cunts who rides in traffic doing wheelies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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