Ape™️ Posted January 19, 2020 Report Share Posted January 19, 2020 A good piece of rump steak is one of my absolute favourite meals, and I cook it for the Ape family a few times a year, with chips, mushrooms, onion rings, tomatoes and peppercorn sauce. Steak should always be slightly pink after cooking, with a hint of blood in the juices. Cunts that cook it until it’s like leather should be flogged in public and have sea salt rubbed into their wounds. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 19, 2020 Report Share Posted January 19, 2020 45 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: I cook it for the Ape family a few times a year, with chips, mushrooms, onion rings, tomatoes and peppercorn sauce. Do you work in JD Wetherspoons Ape? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 19, 2020 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2020 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: Do you work in JD Wetherspoons Ape? No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 19, 2020 Report Share Posted January 19, 2020 32 minutes ago, King Billy said: Do you work in JD Wetherspoons Ape? Beefeater Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 19, 2020 Report Share Posted January 19, 2020 1 hour ago, Ape™️ said: A good piece of rump steak is one of my absolute favourite meals, and I cook it for the Ape family a few times a year, with chips, mushrooms, onion rings, tomatoes and peppercorn sauce. Steak should always be slightly pink after cooking, with a hint of blood in the juices. Cunts that cook it until it’s like leather should be flogged in public and have sea salt rubbed into their wounds. Fuck off. I’ve always enjoyed horse steak in France served rare of course... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 19, 2020 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2020 Completely off topic, but Roadhouse is a fucking good film. Haven’t seen it for years and enjoying it immensely. Brad Wesley is, however, a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 19, 2020 Report Share Posted January 19, 2020 1 minute ago, Ape™️ said: Completely off topic, but Roadhouse is a fucking good film. Haven’t seen it for years and enjoying it immensely. Brad Wesley is, however, a cunt. Wade Garrett is the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 19, 2020 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2020 17 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Wade Garrett is the best. It’s strange Eric, but somehow I knew you’d like this film. Isn’t that amazing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 19, 2020 Report Share Posted January 19, 2020 33 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: It’s strange Eric, but somehow I knew you’d like this film. Isn’t that amazing? Dalton should be bigger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 20, 2020 Report Share Posted January 20, 2020 3 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: I’ve always enjoyed horse steak in France served rare of course... The frogs got that from the retreat from Moscow in 1812. To stave off hunger they used to slice bits off their horses rump and eat it. Because it was so cold, the horses didnt feel it. The frogs lost so many horses on that retreat, that the horse population of France never recovered. You're welcome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 20, 2020 Report Share Posted January 20, 2020 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: The frogs got that from the retreat from Moscow in 1812. To stave off hunger they used to slice bits off their horses rump and eat it. Because it was so cold, the horses didnt feel it. The frogs lost so many horses on that retreat, that the horse population of France never recovered. You're welcome Now I know why they've always got long faces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 20, 2020 Report Share Posted January 20, 2020 9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: The frogs got that from the retreat from Moscow in 1812. To stave off hunger they used to slice bits off their horses rump and eat it. Because it was so cold, the horses didnt feel it. The frogs lost so many horses on that retreat, that the horse population of France never recovered. You're welcome Are you listening Pentland Hills!! This cunt got gubbed by a nose in the Champion Hurdle Trial at Haydock Park on Saturday, royally fucking over my stab at the Tote's 'Ten To Follow' competition. Little fucker deserves turning into a horsey kebab, never mind a Carpaccio from its delicately flavoured arse-cheeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 20, 2020 Report Share Posted January 20, 2020 12 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Completely off topic, but Roadhouse is a fucking good film. Haven’t seen it for years and enjoying it immensely. Brad Wesley is, however, a cunt. Reported for going off topic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 20, 2020 Report Share Posted January 20, 2020 1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said: Reported for going off topic. A hazelnut in every bite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 20, 2020 Report Share Posted January 20, 2020 9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: The frogs got that from the retreat from Moscow in 1812. To stave off hunger they used to slice bits off their horses rump and eat it. Because it was so cold, the horses didnt feel it. The frogs lost so many horses on that retreat, that the horse population of France never recovered. You're welcome I’ve eaten Zebra in Kenya... I doubt there were many of those on the retreat from Moscow. Marshall Ney was a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 20, 2020 Report Share Posted January 20, 2020 12 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Dalton should be bigger. Unlike Dalston, which should be nuked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 20, 2020 Report Share Posted January 20, 2020 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: The Carnivore Restaurant Nairobi. THE CARNIVORE IS THE ULTIMATE 'BEAST OF A FEAST' A VARIETY OF MEATS INCLUDING OSTRICH, CROCODILE AND CAMEL, ARE ROASTED OVER CHARCOAL AND CARVED AT YOUR TABLE. DELICIOUS SIDE DISHES AND AN EXCEPTIONAL ARRAY OF SAUCES COMPLEMENT THIS FIXED PRICE FEAST THAT ALSO INCLUDES SOUP,A SELECTION OF DESSERTS AND KENYAN COFFEE. SET IN ATTRACTIVE TROPICAL GARDENS, THE SERVICE AND THE DÉCOR ARE OUTSTANDING. THE CARNIVORE OPENED ITS DOORS IN SEPTEMBER 1980 TO INSTANT SUCCESS. THE FOOD, SERVICE AND ATMOSPHERE WERE STRIKINGLY DIFFERENT FROM ANYTHING IN KENYA AND HAS SINCE PLAYED HOST TO OVER 2 MILLION CUSTOMERS FROM ACROSS THE GLOBE INCLUDING NUMEROUS CELEBRITIES. IN FACT THE CARNIVORE VISITORS BOOK READ LIKE A GLOBAL WHO IS WHO! THE ATMOSPHERE COMBINES THE RUSTIC FEEL OF A RURAL SETTING AND A MEDIEVAL BANQUET HALL. ANOTHER FAMOUS FEATURE TO SET THE TONE OF THE CARNIVORE EXPERIENCE IS THE HOUSE COCKTAIL THE 'DAWA' (MAGIC POTION IN SWAHILI). IT IS BASED ON A FAMOUS BRAZILIAN DRINK, AND WAS INTRODUCED TO KENYANS AT THE CARNIVORE. IT IS BROUGHT TO YOU ON A PORTABLE TRAY BY THE MEDICINE MAN FITTINGLY NAMED DR. DAWA. The “Specials” when I was there included Warthog, Gazelle and Zebra... Scrumptious. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 20, 2020 Report Share Posted January 20, 2020 20 hours ago, Ape™️ said: A good piece of rump steak is one of my absolute favourite meals, and I cook it for the Ape family a few times a year, with chips, mushrooms, onion rings, tomatoes and peppercorn sauce. Steak should always be slightly pink after cooking, with a hint of blood in the juices. Cunts that cook it until it’s like leather should be flogged in public and have sea salt rubbed into their wounds. Fuck off. You've spelt beans wrong. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 20, 2020 Report Share Posted January 20, 2020 6 hours ago, King Billy said: A hazelnut in every bite. Squirrel shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 20, 2020 Report Share Posted January 20, 2020 5 hours ago, King Billy said: Unlike Dalston, which should be nuked. I've driven through Dalston. I'm pretty sure it has been nuked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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