camberwell gypsy Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7913077/Private-tutor-31-accuses-petrol-stations-SEXISM.html Here's something that will get you gentlemen wound up. Apparently petrol pumps are sexist, according to millions (one woman) of wimmin. Now when I saw the headline I thought that there were petrol pumps that told mother in law and wife jokes as you were filling up "I wouldn't say wife's fat but........". I'm sure some cunt will feel that there are racist petrol pumps as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 Melanie Morgan needs to be a chook and put the kettle on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 Giant phallic nozzles re-enforcing the patriarchal, misogynistic heteroorthodxy of a failing society!! What do we want!!?? CLIT-SHAPED PUMPS!! When do we want it!!? ONLY WHEN WE ARE IN THE MOOD AND GIVE YOU PEMISSION YOU POTENTIAL 4-STAR RAPE FIEND!! 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7913077/Private-tutor-31-accuses-petrol-stations-SEXISM.html Here's something that will get you gentlemen wound up. Apparently petrol pumps are sexist, according to millions (one woman) of wimmin. Now when I saw the headline I thought that there were petrol pumps that told mother in law and wife jokes as you were filling up "I wouldn't say wife's fat but........". I'm sure some cunt will feel that there are racist petrol pumps as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 Her partner's name is Jared .. a cunt's name if there ever was one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 55 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Her partner's name is Jared .. a cunt's name if there ever was one. This moon-faced cunt has a partner? Fuck me, there's hope for @applescruff14 yet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 She should count herself lucky that women are allowed to drive without being preceded by a man on foot waving a red flag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 22, 2020 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 19 minutes ago, Decimus said: She should count herself lucky that women are allowed to drive without being preceded by a man on foot waving a red flag. If wimmin are out driving, who's cooking the blokes dinner, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 I'm surprised the twat knows where the filler cap is,I know my missus ain't got a fucking clue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 39 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: This moon-faced cunt has a partner? Fuck me, there's hope for @applescruff14 yet! Good point - anyone heard from the lovelorn cunt recently? He usually surfaces when there's a Test Series going on, shoehorning in his Rembrandt / Rolf Harris similie into a rant about Root's captaincy and our lack of a decent wrist-spinner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 If she made more of an effort with her appearance, showed a bit of leg, cleavage etc, there would be no shortage of men willing to operate the pump for her and she wouldn't have to worry her pretty little head about it. Sexism my arse. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: If she made more of an effort with her appearance, showed a bit of leg, cleavage etc, there would be no shortage of men willing to operate the pump for her and she wouldn't have to worry her pretty little head about it. Sexism my arse. Point taken, but when you look like you're wearing a Shrek mask, no amount of flirting can prevent picking up the pump handle for many years to come. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 22, 2020 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 5 hours ago, Neil said: I'm surprised the twat knows where the filler cap is,I know my missus ain't got a fucking clue Does she drive the van while you're "working" in the back? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Does she drive the van while you're "working" in the back? I never mix business with pleasure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 2 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Point taken, but when you look like you're wearing a Shrek mask, no amount of flirting can prevent picking up the pump handle for many years to come. Put a bit of słap on it and give it a short skirt and most of us probably would. After all, I doubt many have laid on their death bed and thought to themselves... "I wish that I'd had less sex during the course of my life" You don't have to have her portrait on the wall to enjoy blowing your tadpoles up her pilchard-purse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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