Last Cunt Standing Posted January 23, 2020 Report Share Posted January 23, 2020 I used to really like the News Quiz on Radio 4. Barry Took, Sandi Toksvig and Miles Jupp always used to give me a good chuckle on the drive home and it was the cradle of some pretty good writers and comedians in years gone by. The miracle of the internet podcast means even I am now on foreign soil I can listen along with a morning coffee, risking odd looks from some as I giggle into my scrambled eggs. I have no wish to be unduly unkind to the poor girl in the latest edition, but fuck me. How can she be expected to deliver comedy with no control of her bottom jaw? The audience titter nervously, clearly embarrassed. You can imagine the edgy glances from even the most woke of fellow panellists. What is wrong with saying people sadly just can’t do certain things? I’ll never make the FA Cup Final because I’m differently abled at sport. Who do I complain to? It’s like this mass exercise in self delusion that we mustn’t erect barriers to anyone or anything, and that if Little Molly Flidspack wants to be an Astronaut she bloody well can be. Either way it made bloody awful listening and put me right off my flat white this morning. Which is a right cunt. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m000d7kg 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 23, 2020 Report Share Posted January 23, 2020 Pete and Dud 'One Legged Tarzan' sketch. "You're left leg I like. I have nothing against you're left leg. Unfortunately, nor do you." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 23, 2020 Report Share Posted January 23, 2020 You'd still fuck her before Steph McGovern, though, any day of the week. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 23, 2020 Report Share Posted January 23, 2020 6 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I used to really like the News Quiz on Radio 4. Barry Took, Sandi Toksvig and Miles Jupp always used to give me a good chuckle on the drive home and it was the cradle of some pretty good writers and comedians in years gone by. The miracle of the internet podcast means even I am now on foreign soil I can listen along with a morning coffee, risking odd looks from some as I giggle into my scrambled eggs. I have no wish to be unduly unkind to the poor girl in the latest edition, but fuck me. How can she be expected to deliver comedy with no control of her bottom jaw? The audience titter nervously, clearly embarrassed. You can imagine the edgy glances from even the most woke of fellow panellists. What is wrong with saying people sadly just can’t do certain things? I’ll never make the FA Cup Final because I’m differently abled at sport. Who do I complain to? It’s like this mass exercise in self delusion that we mustn’t erect barriers to anyone or anything, and that if Little Molly Flidspack wants to be an Astronaut she bloody well can be. Either way it made bloody awful listening and put me right off my flat white this morning. Which is a right cunt. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m000d7kg I listened to all of the programme and she thoroughly spoilt it. I could hardly understand a word she fucking said. The only bit I understood was the bit about a BBQ after the service. They shouldn't have jocks on these programmes if they cant fucking speak properly. However I thought Rosie was very funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted January 23, 2020 Report Share Posted January 23, 2020 Apparently, her audiobook version of The Hungry Caterpillar is 294 hours long. Fair play to her for the Greta joke she did not long ago which got her in a bit of bother, but if you manage to display the patience of a fucking zen monastic to get to one of her punchlines, she's about as funny as cot death anyway. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted January 23, 2020 Report Share Posted January 23, 2020 15 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I used to really like the News Quiz on Radio 4. Barry Took, Sandi Toksvig and Miles Jupp always used to give me a good chuckle on the drive home and it was the cradle of some pretty good writers and comedians in years gone by. The miracle of the internet podcast means even I am now on foreign soil I can listen along with a morning coffee, risking odd looks from some as I giggle into my scrambled eggs. I have no wish to be unduly unkind to the poor girl in the latest edition, but fuck me. How can she be expected to deliver comedy with no control of her bottom jaw? The audience titter nervously, clearly embarrassed. You can imagine the edgy glances from even the most woke of fellow panellists. What is wrong with saying people sadly just can’t do certain things? I’ll never make the FA Cup Final because I’m differently abled at sport. Who do I complain to? It’s like this mass exercise in self delusion that we mustn’t erect barriers to anyone or anything, and that if Little Molly Flidspack wants to be an Astronaut she bloody well can be. Either way it made bloody awful listening and put me right off my flat white this morning. Which is a right cunt. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m000d7kg You miss the point ...... over half of the BBC staff have cerebral palsy. Well they are all fucking spastics that’s for sure. I know which flid you mean. She’s about as funny as having cerebral palsy. There you see....an ironic joke. Talentless spastics at work, it must be so fucking cringeworthy for the other people on the program. Sometimes someone needs to step up and say, sorry luv but you are just shit at this and the license fee payers don’t think it appropriate to pay you for this fucking wank spaz chat ok. So run along and be a good girl, go lick those windows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted January 23, 2020 Report Share Posted January 23, 2020 14 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Pete and Dud 'One Legged Tarzan' sketch. "You're left leg I like. I have nothing against you're left leg. Unfortunately, nor do you." That was comedy. Not wank spaz chat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted January 24, 2020 Report Share Posted January 24, 2020 On 23/01/2020 at 07:46, Last Cunt Standing said: I used to really like the News Quiz on Radio 4. Barry Took, Sandi Toksvig and Miles Jupp always used to give me a good chuckle on the drive home and it was the cradle of some pretty good writers and comedians in years gone by. The miracle of the internet podcast means even I am now on foreign soil I can listen along with a morning coffee, risking odd looks from some as I giggle into my scrambled eggs. I have no wish to be unduly unkind to the poor girl in the latest edition, but fuck me. How can she be expected to deliver comedy with no control of her bottom jaw? The audience titter nervously, clearly embarrassed. You can imagine the edgy glances from even the most woke of fellow panellists. What is wrong with saying people sadly just can’t do certain things? I’ll never make the FA Cup Final because I’m differently abled at sport. Who do I complain to? It’s like this mass exercise in self delusion that we mustn’t erect barriers to anyone or anything, and that if Little Molly Flidspack wants to be an Astronaut she bloody well can be. Either way it made bloody awful listening and put me right off my flat white this morning. Which is a right cunt. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m000d7kg I think the mincing Barry Took is long brown bread, but indeed Barry Cryer has written a lot of comedy. Cardinal Wolsey is a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 24, 2020 Report Share Posted January 24, 2020 In years gone by cunts like this would be locked up in Bedlam and left to shit on the padded floors. I don't want to see this sort on the telly or in the street, they make me fucking sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 24, 2020 Report Share Posted January 24, 2020 I don't really watch telly that much anymore, but I'm pretty sure this is common across the board now. It was all downhill once they shamed people into accepting spittle laced food from that dribbling spastic Jamie Oliver. Don't get me wrong - the lad is good at hiding it, but as soon as he speaks you can see he's at least slightly moon-faced. We still throw them off high cliffs at birth up here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 24, 2020 Report Share Posted January 24, 2020 18 hours ago, nocti said: she's about as funny as cot death anyway. Cot death is hilarious, as long as it happens to somebody else. There's already too many cunts in the world, over population is the cause of climate change, save the planet or save the children, you can't have it both ways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 24, 2020 Report Share Posted January 24, 2020 17 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: So run along and be a good girl, go lick those windows. Harsh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 24, 2020 Report Share Posted January 24, 2020 9 minutes ago, Joker said: Cot death is hilarious @The Beast have you been grooming this cunt? I hope for your sake that Drew Peacock is dead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 24, 2020 Report Share Posted January 24, 2020 4 hours ago, Roadkill said: I don't really watch telly that much anymore, but I'm pretty sure this is common across the board now. It was all downhill once they shamed people into accepting spittle laced food from that dribbling spastic Jamie Oliver. Don't get me wrong - the lad is good at hiding it, but as soon as he speaks you can see he's at least slightly moon-faced. We still throw them off high cliffs at birth up here. RK, have you seen Picard yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 24, 2020 Report Share Posted January 24, 2020 6 minutes ago, Decimus said: RK, have you seen Picard yet? Nope. Haven't had a chance to check any of my go to pirate sites yet. Any good, or a load of affirmative action PC wank parading around in the freshly peeled skin of a beloved series like STD is? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 24, 2020 Report Share Posted January 24, 2020 9 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Nope. Haven't had a chance to check any of my go to pirate sites yet. Any good, or a load of affirmative action PC wank parading around in the freshly peeled skin of a beloved series like STD is? It's decent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 24, 2020 Report Share Posted January 24, 2020 2 hours ago, Decimus said: It's decent. Is Q in it? I loved the way he just fucked with Picard to amuse himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 24, 2020 Report Share Posted January 24, 2020 55 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Is Q in it? I loved the way he just fucked with Picard to amuse himself. Q was the ultimate twat, but the way they had his character introduce the Borg was brilliant. He blatantly tells the cunts that they're becoming a bunch of flower sniffing pansies in Next Gen and diplomacy that will only get them so far - the cunts need to continue to stay militarised like they were in Kirk's day. Its extremely foreshadowing writing that sets up the darker tones of DS9 years before it starts. You don't get that sort of quality behind shows these days. Its all just softcore sex scenes and waxing philosophical for hours on end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 25, 2020 Report Share Posted January 25, 2020 11 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Q was the ultimate twat, but the way they had his character introduce the Borg was brilliant. He blatantly tells the cunts that they're becoming a bunch of flower sniffing pansies in Next Gen and diplomacy that will only get them so far - the cunts need to continue to stay militarised like they were in Kirk's day. Its extremely foreshadowing writing that sets up the darker tones of DS9 years before it starts. You don't get that sort of quality behind shows these days. Its all just softcore sex scenes and waxing philosophical for hours on end. Q was played by a jew if that's any help Killer. So was Data. Spock Kirk Sarek 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 25, 2020 Report Share Posted January 25, 2020 59 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Q was the ultimate twat, but the way they had his character introduce the Borg was brilliant. He blatantly tells the cunts that they're becoming a bunch of flower sniffing pansies in Next Gen and diplomacy that will only get them so far - the cunts need to continue to stay militarised like they were in Kirk's day. Its extremely foreshadowing writing that sets up the darker tones of DS9 years before it starts. You don't get that sort of quality behind shows these days. Its all just softcore sex scenes and waxing philosophical for hours on end. That's my favourite TNG episode. If Picard hadn't tried to be a hardarse and kissed his arse a bit, Q could have clicked his fingers and crushed the cube into a little snotball. But chrome-dome had to get uppity and refuse to let him play starfleet for a little while until he got bored and fucked off to annoy someone else. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 25, 2020 Report Share Posted January 25, 2020 1 hour ago, ratcum said: Q was played by a jew if that's any help Killer. So was Data. Spock Kirk Sarek Let it not be said that the common Jew possesses no charisma, Ratty. Getting other cunts to take their side is their ultimate form of warfare after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 25, 2020 Report Share Posted January 25, 2020 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Let it not be said that the common Jew possesses no charisma, Ratty. Getting other cunts to take their side is their ultimate form of warfare after all. I always thought the Ferengi were space Jews. They behave exactly like Les Gold in that 'Hardcore Pawn' programme. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 25, 2020 Report Share Posted January 25, 2020 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: I always thought the Ferengi were space Jews. They behave exactly like Les Gold in that 'Hardcore Pawn' programme. They literally are - only slightly more likeable because they show some redeeming traits as characters in DS9. I'm drunk at the moment though, so this is all I'll say against the Jew before I get on a list 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 25, 2020 Report Share Posted January 25, 2020 To be fair to the window licker I'd rather listen to her than to Nish cunting Kumar,what an oily beeb arse-licking fucktard he is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 25, 2020 Report Share Posted January 25, 2020 13 hours ago, Roadkill said: Let it not be said that the common Jew possesses no charisma, Ratty. Getting other cunts to take their side is their ultimate form of warfare after all. I forgot Commander Riker. Latinos on the other hand, don't seem to work in space any more than on Earth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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