Stubby Pecker Posted March 2, 2020 Report Share Posted March 2, 2020 Fucking well done china, thanks a bunch. Because you're to a slope a nation of cruel, emotionless, brainwashed automatons who's idea of food is to illegally keep 1000s of wild animals in horrendous conditions so you can boil them alive for a snack whilst taking humorous selfies and tweeting videos of their final horrific moments before you dunk them in hoisin sauce, you've infected the entire would with Hong Kong Flu-ey If it was purely a strain of chink thinner the rest of the world would be more than happy- there's far to many of you jaundice dwarfs already. No doubt the ruling committee will ban such animal markets meaning the average tiddlywink will be on the scout for another source of protein to pre torture. Every yellow you see is secretly eying you and your family up to see if they'll fit nicely in their big wok and what you'll look like on a bed of noodles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 2, 2020 Report Share Posted March 2, 2020 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Fucking well done china, thanks a bunch. Because you're to a slope a nation of cruel, emotionless, brainwashed automatons who's idea of food is to illegally keep 1000s of wild animals in horrendous conditions so you can boil them alive for a snack whilst taking humorous selfies and tweeting videos of their final horrific moments before you dunk them in hoisin sauce, you've infected the entire would with Hong Kong Flu-ey If it was purely a strain of chink thinner the rest of the world would be more than happy- there's far to many of you jaundice dwarfs already. No doubt the ruling committee will ban such animal markets meaning the average tiddlywink will be on the scout for another source of protein to pre torture. Every yellow you see is secretly eying you and your family up to see if they'll fit nicely in their big wok and what you'll look like on a bed of noodles. Thieving cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 3, 2020 Report Share Posted March 3, 2020 11 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Thieving cunt. Hong Kong Flu-ey, millions of chinks will die Hong Kong Flu-ey, off to the yellow god in the sky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 4, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2020 On 02/03/2020 at 19:50, Stubby Pecker said: Fucking well done china, thanks a bunch. Because you're to a slope a nation of cruel, emotionless, brainwashed automatons who's idea of food is to illegally keep 1000s of wild animals in horrendous conditions so you can boil them alive for a snack whilst taking humorous selfies and tweeting videos of their final horrific moments before you dunk them in hoisin sauce, you've infected the entire would with Hong Kong Flu-ey If it was purely a strain of chink thinner the rest of the world would be more than happy- there's far to many of you jaundice dwarfs already. No doubt the ruling committee will ban such animal markets meaning the average tiddlywink will be on the scout for another source of protein to pre torture. Every yellow you see is secretly eying you and your family up to see if they'll fit nicely in their big wok and what you'll look like on a bed of noodles. They have massive stacks of northern white rhino horn in out-of-town warehouses, kind of poached future-proof investment stashes. When the going gets tough and they run out of food and essential medicines, they can trade them for some meaty bits from the "processed" cons and paracetamol with the local commissars. I suspects such dealings may already be under way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 4, 2020 Report Share Posted March 4, 2020 2 minutes ago, White Cunt said: They have massive stacks of northern white rhino horn in out-of-town warehouses, kind of poached future-proof investment stashes. When the going gets tough and they run out of food and essential medicines, they can trade them for some meaty bits from the "processed" cons and paracetamol with the local commissars. I suspects such dealings may already be under way. I’ll swap you one rhino horn for two dead prisoners and a packet of aspirin. As ‘The Donald’ would say....”That’s a terrific deal.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 5, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 5, 2020 13 hours ago, King Billy said: I’ll swap you one rhino horn for two dead prisoners and a packet of aspirin. As ‘The Donald’ would say....”That’s a terrific deal.” Only if the meat is properly chlorinated. That will make a beautiful deal. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 9, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 9, 2020 The latest propaganda of the WHO brigade, is that we are getting “closer” to a pandemic, but not quite there yet. Our government lot seem to share their opinion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted March 10, 2020 Report Share Posted March 10, 2020 On 23/01/2020 at 23:29, White Cunt said: If I were one for conspiracy theories, I would say the WHO is deliberately delaying the emergency status recommendations worldwide, thus facilitating the outbreak of the latest chink thinner everywhere in the world. Is trimming the herd a top directive for those in charge, desperately holding onto power in many countries around the world, where populations are kicking back against the system? Surely it’s not the case, but the rats are now everywhere spreading the latest incarnation of Black Death. (some data indicates Black Death origin in China rather than Turkey), thus infecting everyone in sight. Let’s see how our government is going to tackle the potential crisis. Crisis....what crisis? A couple of people have died who would have died anyway as they were old and had shit going on like cancer. This is like aids, or ebola...remember when Rabies was going to kill everyone in the 1970s??? Now we have the internet and 24 hour news channels and hack journalists who fucking appalling at their jobs these scare stories are just hysterical. 2500 people die every day of every year since forever by a fucking lethal, deadly, indiscriminate, virus spreading agent.....you would think with such a fucking huge death rate this would have been reported with absolute hysteria years ago. The filthy, dirty, deadly killer agent is airborne and can struck anytime anyplace anywhere in swarms. They are called mosquitos. No one gives a fucking shit. if snakes where flying around the place biting the shit out of people....there would be horror movies about it....it would be seriously on the news agenda as they could get fucking proper mental about that story.. the stock market would crash....people would be issued with flame throwers and machine guns and told to stay in doors. Because it’s a little buzzy insect..... no news. Get a fucking grip you idiotic millennials. Shame it doesn’t wipe you cunts out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 10, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 10, 2020 8 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: the stock market would crash. It looks like it is. 9 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: Get a fucking grip you idiotic millennials Does OAP qualify? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted March 10, 2020 Report Share Posted March 10, 2020 13 minutes ago, White Cunt said: It looks like it is. Does OAP qualify? Why is the stock market crashing...because fucking idiots are shitting themselves over fuck all. A few old grannies and cancer patients dying with corona....not because of corona. Ridiculous hysteria. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted March 16, 2020 Report Share Posted March 16, 2020 On 26/02/2020 at 16:40, Eric Cuntman said: You've been drinking at the slaughtered lamb. I wish i was Eric, this shit is real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted March 16, 2020 Report Share Posted March 16, 2020 On 27/02/2020 at 09:11, Stubby Pecker said: How deliciously ironic- that'll learn 'em for shooting down that airliner, bombing the Saudis oil refinery and generally being a pack paranoid, cut throat evil cunts. If chinky flu gets here the infected may need to be culled- what would be you weapon of choice 7s? Send the chavs in for cunt immunity, maybe they can all get high on the bird flu that's emerged there again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 16, 2020 Report Share Posted March 16, 2020 On 10/03/2020 at 01:03, Monumental cunt said: Why is the stock market crashing...because fucking idiots are shitting themselves over fuck all. A few old grannies and cancer patients dying with corona....not because of corona. Ridiculous hysteria. So what's the reason you've got 150 packs of bog rolls in your shed then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted March 18, 2020 Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 On 16/03/2020 at 23:14, camberwell gypsy said: So what's the reason you've got 150 packs of bog rolls in your shed then? Because we have all been sent home and I will now be masterbating for 14 days in isolation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 18, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 14 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: Because we have all been sent home and I will now be masterbating for 14 days in isolation Not as good as in public? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted March 25, 2020 Report Share Posted March 25, 2020 On 18/03/2020 at 01:35, White Cunt said: Not as good as in public? Nah....I miss self exposing on the train every evening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted March 25, 2020 Report Share Posted March 25, 2020 On 16/03/2020 at 23:14, camberwell gypsy said: So what's the reason you've got 150 packs of bog rolls in your shed then? I did store a few extra rolls, but I actually invested in a clam shell. It’s what the romans used to scrape the shit from their cracks. Works quite well. History teaches one everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 25, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 25, 2020 4 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: Nah....I miss self exposing on the train every evening. I have some spare surgical masks, spirit and disposable gloves, if that helps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 25, 2020 Report Share Posted March 25, 2020 8 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: I did store a few extra rolls, but I actually invested in a clam shell. It’s what the romans used to scrape the shit from their cracks. Works quite well. History teaches one everything. If you know how to use the sea-shell things, let Sylvester Stallone know. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted March 25, 2020 Report Share Posted March 25, 2020 7 minutes ago, White Cunt said: I have some spare surgical masks, spirit and disposable gloves, if that helps. I’m saving my surgical mask for self exposing on the train when all this is over. Whole new meaning the the name...Dick Turpin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 25, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 25, 2020 5 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: I’m saving my surgical mask for self exposing on the train when all this is over. Whole new meaning the the name...Dick Turpin Why wait? I can post you some supplies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 23 minutes ago, White Cunt said: Why wait? I can post you some supplies. So millions are about to die and the only medical supplies of masks Britain has is stashed in your Mums back bedroom along with a few tins of Dolmio a bag of wotsits and some wipes to clean an orange nob. Too much porn. send me three boxes will you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 26, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 3 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: So millions are about to die and the only medical supplies of masks Britain has is stashed in your Mums back bedroom along with a few tins of Dolmio a bag of wotsits and some wipes to clean an orange nob. Too much porn. send me three boxes will you Done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 21 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: If you know how to use the sea-shell things, let Sylvester Stallone know. I'm the only fucker here to have got that joke. Have like you horrible cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 On 18/03/2020 at 01:20, Monumental cunt said: Because we have all been sent home and I will now be masterbating for 14 days in isolation Like when you went to Benidorm last year. Open goal MC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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