and Posted January 26, 2020 Report Share Posted January 26, 2020 Gwyneth Paltrow has marketed a candle called 'This Smells Like My Vagina'! Why? The renowned Hollywood cum dumpster reckons her cunt smells “funny, gorgeous, sexy and a beautifully unexpected scent”. I've not been there (yet) so I can't vouch for this, though why you'd want your house stinking of Gwynnies rancid minge, I don't know, maybe Neil has some insight. The last time I got to see some cunt-candle antics was when I watched a couple of Nuns diddling each other with a prayer candle in one of those 'exotic' videos that er.. I borrowed off a bloke down the pub. 😉 Two cunts for the price of one! Chris Martin's a twat! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 26, 2020 Report Share Posted January 26, 2020 Who in their right mind would spend nearly 60 quid on this shit, when you could stink out your house in a similar way by burning a £2.00 pack of fish fingers in the oven? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 26, 2020 Report Share Posted January 26, 2020 1 hour ago, Joker said: Gwyneth Paltrow has marketed a candle called 'This Smells Like My Vagina'! Why? The renowned Hollywood cum dumpster reckons her cunt smells “funny, gorgeous, sexy and a beautifully unexpected scent”. I've not been there (yet) so I can't vouch for this, though why you'd want you house stinking of Gwynnies rancid minge, I don't know, maybe Neil has some insight. The last time I got to see some cunt-candle antics was when I watched a couple of Nuns diddling each other with a prayer candle in one of those 'exotic' videos that er.. I borrowed off a bloke down the pub. 😉 Two cunts for the price of one! Chris Martin's a twat! Good call. She's a deluded attention seeking cunt who lives in her own little 'unreality' bubble. I hope some other cunt in the acting game parodies this load of bollocks. 'Cockney Meadow' plug-in air freshener.. Fill your home with the authentic aroma of one of Danny Dyer's post vindaloo shits!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Barneycunt Posted January 26, 2020 Report Share Posted January 26, 2020 Absolute fucking disgusting. Cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 26, 2020 Report Share Posted January 26, 2020 Any takers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 26, 2020 Report Share Posted January 26, 2020 I imagine her cunt smells like the Grand Canyon,both similar size and very very airey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 26, 2020 Report Share Posted January 26, 2020 Me to Gwyneth..."can I smell your cunt?"....."no? must be your feet then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 26, 2020 Report Share Posted January 26, 2020 3 minutes ago, Neil said: I imagine her cunt smells like the Grand Canyon,both similar size and very very airey She's a stringy, spindly woman anyway. Pretty face but not sexy or alluring. I can't remember her in any scenes with Scarlett Johannson from the Iron-Man films. She was in plenty but standing next to a proper bird with curves and a nice arse, you don't notice her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 26, 2020 Report Share Posted January 26, 2020 2 hours ago, Joker said: Gwyneth Paltrow has marketed a candle called 'This Smells Like My Vagina'! Why? The renowned Hollywood cum dumpster reckons her cunt smells “funny, gorgeous, sexy and a beautifully unexpected scent”. I've not been there (yet) so I can't vouch for this, though why you'd want you house stinking of Gwynnies rancid minge, I don't know, maybe Neil has some insight. The last time I got to see some cunt-candle antics was when I watched a couple of Nuns diddling each other with a prayer candle in one of those 'exotic' videos that er.. I borrowed off a bloke down the pub. 😉 Two cunts for the price of one! Chris Martin's a twat! COMING SOON! From the Susan Boyle Winter Collection......’Smells like my arse’ Available in 50ml eau de colon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 26, 2020 Report Share Posted January 26, 2020 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: She's a stringy, spindly woman anyway. Pretty face but not sexy or alluring. I can't remember her in any scenes with Scarlett Johannson from the Iron-Man films. She was in plenty but standing next to a proper bird with curves and a nice arse, you don't notice her. Yeah. The cunt who took this picture thought so... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 26, 2020 Report Share Posted January 26, 2020 8 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Yeah. The cunt who took this picture thought so... Looks like Neil's been having a go at her. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 26, 2020 Report Share Posted January 26, 2020 6 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Yeah. The cunt who took this picture thought so... Fair enough. I'll change it to 'looks pretty after make up and CGI' I can't imagine Scarlett Johannson looking rough enough for me to turn her down though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 26, 2020 Report Share Posted January 26, 2020 14 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Yeah. The cunt who took this picture thought Standard friday night picture,face like a plasterers radio 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 26, 2020 Report Share Posted January 26, 2020 9 minutes ago, Neil said: Standard friday night picture,face like a plasterers radio Like Mary Berry's icing knife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted January 26, 2020 Report Share Posted January 26, 2020 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Who in their right mind would spend nearly 60 quid on this shit, when you could stink out your house in a similar way by burning a £2.00 pack of fish fingers in the oven? Harvey Weinstein will be buying crate loads to make his cell smell like home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted January 26, 2020 Report Share Posted January 26, 2020 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: She's a stringy, spindly woman anyway. Pretty face but not sexy or alluring. I can't remember her in any scenes with Scarlett Johannson from the Iron-Man films. She was in plenty but standing next to a proper bird with curves and a nice arse, you don't notice her. To complement her new product, she should call it “Rosie” together with her picture from “Shallow Hal”. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 26, 2020 Report Share Posted January 26, 2020 47 minutes ago, White Cunt said: Harvey Weinstein will be buying crate loads to make his cell smell like home. I hope an enormous African American lifer, inside for buggering gorillas to death, fucks Weinstein's slimy arse until his homies can shoot b-ball into it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 26, 2020 Report Share Posted January 26, 2020 19 minutes ago, ratcum said: I hope an enormous African American lifer, inside for buggering gorillas to death, fucks Weinstein's slimy arse until his homies can shoot b-ball into it. Rimshot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 26, 2020 Report Share Posted January 26, 2020 57 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Rimshot. clever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 27, 2020 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2020 17 hours ago, Roadkill said: Yeah. The cunt who took this picture thought so... Gwynnie, the Queen of Hollywood(bukake parties!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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