Eric Cuntman Posted January 29, 2020 Report Share Posted January 29, 2020 1 hour ago, King Billy said: I’m watching you now on the toilet Eric on my 60” TV via link from Alberts Huawei phone. fucking Chinese. I know. Chow Mein stays up you for a month. You and Albert watching me on the throne eh? You little scamps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 30, 2020 Report Share Posted January 30, 2020 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I know. Chow Mein stays up you for a month. You and Albert watching me on the throne eh? You little scamps. I think he’s hacked my i phone 2. He can control me at will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 30, 2020 Report Share Posted January 30, 2020 4 hours ago, King Billy said: I think he’s hacked my i phone 2. He can control me at will. It's not just Huawei, where are iPhones made? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Barneycunt Posted January 30, 2020 Report Share Posted January 30, 2020 8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: One of their album covers has a woman's mouth with a malteser in it Ohh aye that one. most cover albums looked really shit in the 1970s. I wonder what became of that Malteser ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 30, 2020 Report Share Posted January 30, 2020 8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I know. Chow Mein stays up you for a month. You and Albert watching me on the throne eh? You little scamps. Remember that old song SAMSUNG BLUE? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 30, 2020 Report Share Posted January 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said: Remember that old song SAMSUNG BLUE? I weep like a willow when I hear it... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 30, 2020 Report Share Posted January 30, 2020 11 hours ago, King Billy said: You are Detective Columbo and I claim my 5 bucks. Oh and just one more thing before I .......,,,,, Ratlike hoarding motherfucker! 11 hours ago, ratcum said: Peter faulked Henry's winkler but Eli walached Don's rickles. All jews of course but needless to say that goes without saying There are two kinds of people in this world my rat friend, those who shoot down V1 rockets with fetus projectiles fired from Aunty Vi's haddock sluice, and those who don't.... I watched the documentary the other night about Belsen, but missed the last bit Had to pop round the shop for some more custard creams Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 30, 2020 Report Share Posted January 30, 2020 10 hours ago, Major Cunt said: That's nothing, Herr Oberst. You never did see that picture taken covertly by Fank when Jewdy visited his Taverna. The man's a dead ringer for Ernst Rohm, and ironic really considering their shared love of a large bratwurst. Very perceptive MC, I reckon you've got the measure of our Nazifinder General. By the way, I always like to pronounce Röhm as if Inspector Clouseau was saying it. Imagine him asking Röhm if he had a room at the hotel? fuckin chinese 😑 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 30, 2020 Report Share Posted January 30, 2020 19 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Ratlike hoarding motherfucker! There are two kinds of people in this world my rat friend, those who shoot down V1 rockets with fetus projectiles fired from Aunty Vi's haddock sluice, and those who don't.... I watched the documentary the other night about Belsen, but missed the last bit Had to pop round the shop for some more custard creams Chortle. I often settle down with a box of Kleenex to watch these documentaries Shrub fuckin chinese 🏋️♀️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 30, 2020 Report Share Posted January 30, 2020 38 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Ratlike hoarding motherfucker! As you well know Stubbs, a ratlike is a rare and precious thing. Until recently I did not believe such a thing even existed. I think I now have three and I will covet them forever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 30, 2020 Report Share Posted January 30, 2020 Just now, King Billy said: As you well know Stubbs, a ratlike is a rare and precious thing. Until recently I did not believe such a thing even existed. I think I now have three and I will covet them forever. I've stored mine in the shed next to my collection of unicorn pubes and vial of loch ness monster spunk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 30, 2020 Report Share Posted January 30, 2020 2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I've stored mine in the shed next to my collection of unicorn pubes and vial of loch ness monster spunk Indeed you are a man who has been blessed with such wondrous treasures. There are starving kids in Israel who would kill for a ratlike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 30, 2020 Report Share Posted January 30, 2020 6 hours ago, Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) said: It's not just Huawei, where are iPhones made? In the ifactory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 30, 2020 Report Share Posted January 30, 2020 19 minutes ago, King Billy said: Indeed you are a man who has been blessed with such wondrous treasures. There are starving kids in Israel who would kill for a ratlike. How ironic, I'm looking into going to Israel for some dry and warm winter mountain biking so fucking sick with this bloody rain and mud I am. Please don't tell ratty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 30, 2020 Report Share Posted January 30, 2020 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: How ironic, I'm looking into going to Israel for some dry and warm winter mountain biking so fucking sick with this bloody rain and mud I am. Please don't tell ratty I’ve just emailed him and invited him to go with you. He will love it living on a kibbutz and cycling to the wailing wall etc. smiling gayly and waving to everyone. This could be the making of him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 30, 2020 Report Share Posted January 30, 2020 8 hours ago, Barneycunt said: Ohh aye that one. most cover albums looked really shit in the 1970s. I wonder what became of that Malteser ? I think Marrianne Faithful fired it out of her cunny into Keith Moon's gob. But some say it was a revel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 30, 2020 Report Share Posted January 30, 2020 3 hours ago, King Billy said: Indeed you are a man who has been blessed with such wondrous treasures. There are starving kids in Israel who would kill for a ratlike. I got 9. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 30, 2020 Report Share Posted January 30, 2020 3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: your arse is sooooo banned for this illegal tinkering Splubs. You make even Tokyo look big Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 30, 2020 Report Share Posted January 30, 2020 32 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I got 9. Does one of them have a coat of many colours? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 30, 2020 Report Share Posted January 30, 2020 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I got 9. Some never get even 1 so we are in a very priveleged minority. Sometimes I get up in the dead of night, get my three out of the safe and sit in total silence in the dark and bask in the glow from them. I can only imagine the pleasure you get from nine. I defer to your superiority Master. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 31, 2020 Report Share Posted January 31, 2020 23 hours ago, ratcum said: your arse is sooooo banned for this illegal tinkering Splubs. You make even Tokyo look big Again, ironic- last time I went to Tokyo and had a go and that big fuck off wheel thing they build to copy London's one. You know, the Japs Eye Any how, never mind that pile of shite, what about this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 31, 2020 Report Share Posted January 31, 2020 On 30/01/2020 at 13:41, camberwell gypsy said: I think Marrianne Faithful fired it out of her cunny into Keith Moon's gob. But some say it was a revel. Marrianne had a penchant for entertaining chocolate, I'm surprised she didn't do Hendrix after the 'Mars Bar incident' (or was he already dead?, in which case, she couldn't have got him much stiffer!) 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted January 31, 2020 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2020 On 30/01/2020 at 10:19, ratcum said: Chortle. I often settle down with a box of Kleenex to watch these documentaries Shrub fuckin chinese 🏋️♀️ I thought you would be soft on them as it is your year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 31, 2020 Report Share Posted January 31, 2020 55 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I thought you would be soft on them as it is your year. Most cunts are hoping 2020 will be the year of the dead chink. Every fucking one of the brainwashed little fuckers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 31, 2020 Report Share Posted January 31, 2020 2 hours ago, Joker said: Marrianne had a penchant for entertaining chocolate, I'm surprised she didn't do Hendrix after the 'Mars Bar incident' (or was he already dead?, in which case, she couldn't have got him much stiffer!) 😉 I heard she did, and Jimi gave Mick a good kicking when he caught them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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