Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted January 30, 2020 Report Share Posted January 30, 2020 My grandad once said, "there was no self harming in the trenches". At cunt-a-clock last night an ambulance door-slam woke me, an ambulance not on my street to deal with a real medical emergency, but one to deal with our affected downstairs neighbour, who in another cry for help (the 10th time in 2 years) got all morose whilst masturbating over a picture of his aunt to the rhythm of The Safety Dance and decided to get all slitty-wristed. What set-off my cuntometergraph was that this human garbage was in the back of the ambulance 20 minutes later laughing and joking whilst simultaneously preventing an ambulance quickly reaching the scene of a actual emergency. If you are going to do it, and you are determined, you'll fucking get it done. Can't wait for WW3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 30, 2020 Report Share Posted January 30, 2020 Cut up, not across. Unless it's the neck, of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 30, 2020 Report Share Posted January 30, 2020 3 minutes ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: Can't wait for WW3... ....which will be sooner than you think if you don't get a fucking avatar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 30, 2020 Report Share Posted January 30, 2020 5 minutes ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: My grandad once said, "there was no self harming in the trenches". At cunt-a-clock last night an ambulance door-slam woke me, an ambulance not on my street to deal with a real medical emergency, but one to deal with our affected downstairs neighbour, who in another cry for help (the 10th time in 2 years) got all morose whilst masturbating over a picture of his aunt to the rhythm of The Safety Dance and decided to get all slitty-wristed. What set-off my cuntometergraph was that this human garbage was in the back of the ambulance 20 minutes later laughing and joking whilst simultaneously preventing an ambulance quickly reaching the scene of a actual emergency. If you are going to do it, and you are determined, you'll fucking get it done. Can't wait for WW3. At last. A newbie with a brain. Good opener. P.s. I don't only listen to men in hats when I'm masturbating, sometimes it's wang-chung. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 30, 2020 Report Share Posted January 30, 2020 4 minutes ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: My grandad once said, "there was no self harming in the trenches". At cunt-a-clock last night an ambulance door-slam woke me, an ambulance not on my street to deal with a real medical emergency, but one to deal with our affected downstairs neighbour, who in another cry for help (the 10th time in 2 years) got all morose whilst masturbating over a picture of his aunt to the rhythm of The Safety Dance and decided to get all slitty-wristed. What set-off my cuntometergraph was that this human garbage was in the back of the ambulance 20 minutes later laughing and joking whilst simultaneously preventing an ambulance quickly reaching the scene of a actual emergency. If you are going to do it, and you are determined, you'll fucking get it done. Can't wait for WW3. Nice first nom. Cunts have become extreme attention seekers with the advent of social media, they think every cunt should sit and listen to their problems and can't fathom the fact that they're absolutely nothing special in the grand scheme of things. Its become trendy to be depressed and fashionable to have "mental problems", yet the majority of them will never get past the self harm part, because once you've gone all the way you're not there to experience the attention. Pathetic cunts. Get an avatar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted January 30, 2020 Report Share Posted January 30, 2020 6 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Nice first nom. Cunts have become extreme attention seekers with the advent of social media, they think every cunt should sit and listen to their problems and can't fathom the fact that they're absolutely nothing special in the grand scheme of things. Its become trendy to be depressed and fashionable to have "mental problems", yet the majority of them will never get past the self harm part, because once you've gone all the way you're not there to experience the attention. Pathetic cunts. Get an avatar. Got an avatar . . . now I feel right at home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted January 30, 2020 Report Share Posted January 30, 2020 You really ought to do the neighbourly thing and befriend this waste-of-space and suggest that next time they decide to self harm they knock on your door and you will summon the emergency services for them. Obviously you don't so you can sit there and watch the cunt die right before your eyes, it's got to be better than watching Love Island on the TV and your local paramedics will be grateful of your selfless act. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 30, 2020 Report Share Posted January 30, 2020 2 minutes ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: Got an avatar . . . now I feel right at home Excellent, and a big welcome on board to Simon Weston. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted January 30, 2020 Report Share Posted January 30, 2020 5 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: You really ought to do the neighbourly thing and befriend this waste-of-space and suggest that next time they decide to self harm they knock on your door and you will summon the emergency services for them. Obviously you don't so you can sit there and watch the cunt die right before your eyes, it's got to be better than watching Love Island on the TV and your local paramedics will be grateful of your selfless act. Terrific idea, but I was thinking more along the lines of finishing the job that his weakling-will could not. Then he feinted with all the blood loss and accidentally threw himself down the fucking stairs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 30, 2020 Report Share Posted January 30, 2020 2 minutes ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: Terrific idea, but I was thinking more along the lines of finishing the job that his weakling-will could not. Then he feinted with all the blood loss and accidentally threw himself down the fucking stairs. A bloke was found dead in his ice cream van. The body was covered in crushed walnuts and hundreds and thousands... The police think he topped himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 30, 2020 Report Share Posted January 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: You really ought to do the neighbourly thing and befriend this waste-of-space and suggest that next time they decide to self harm they knock on your door and you will summon the emergency services for them. Obviously you don't so you can sit there and watch the cunt die right before your eyes, it's got to be better than watching Love Island on the TV and your local paramedics will be grateful of your selfless act. Or he can push him out the window and say he couldn't stop him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 30, 2020 Report Share Posted January 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: A bloke was found dead in his ice cream van. The body was covered in crushed walnuts and hundreds and thousands... The police think he topped himself. For fuck sake Eric. Cut it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 30, 2020 Report Share Posted January 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: Got an avatar . . . now I feel right at home why have you got the israeli hand of friendship as an avatar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted January 30, 2020 Report Share Posted January 30, 2020 1 minute ago, ratcum said: why have you got the israeli hand of friendship as an avatar? Symbolising the new era of Trump inspired peace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted January 30, 2020 Report Share Posted January 30, 2020 2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: You really ought to do the neighbourly thing and befriend this waste-of-space and suggest that next time they decide to self harm they knock on your door and you will summon the emergency services for them. Obviously you don't so you can sit there and watch the cunt die right before your eyes, it's got to be better than watching Love Island on the TV and your local paramedics will be grateful of your selfless act. But then he will have to shell out for The cleaner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 30, 2020 Report Share Posted January 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: A bloke was found dead in his ice cream van. The body was covered in crushed walnuts and hundreds and thousands... The police think he topped himself. Eric you joke stealing, like whore. I posted this joke at least 6 months ago. I have been in touch with my legal team and have been advised to settle this blatant unprovoked attack out of court for 1 like. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 30, 2020 Report Share Posted January 30, 2020 3 hours ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: Got an avatar . . . now I feel right at home The return of the “Hooded Claw” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 30, 2020 Report Share Posted January 30, 2020 3 hours ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: At cunt-a-clock last night an ambulance door-slam woke me, an ambulance not on my street to deal with a real medical emergency, but one to deal with our affected downstairs neighbour You live in a block of flats and you've got a burnt hand. I'd assume that you were a ghost of one of the Grenfell victims, if it wasn't for the fact that you appear to be able to speak English and don't come across like a rapey, stabby cunt. Welcome. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted January 30, 2020 Report Share Posted January 30, 2020 10 minutes ago, King Billy said: Eric you joke stealing, like whore. I posted this joke at least 6 months ago. I have been in touch with my legal team and have been advised to settle this blatant unprovoked attack out of court for 1 like. You should also claim amortisation and at least half a like in interest payment. Don’t let him get away with that too cheaply. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 30, 2020 Report Share Posted January 30, 2020 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: At last. A newbie with a brain. Good opener. P.s. I don't only listen to men in hats when I'm masturbating, sometimes it's wang-chung. He could go far here. All he needs to do is despise all northerners, give you a daily quota of likes, hate Roops, respond disparagingly in every reply he makes to Pen, not be an American, live in Norfolk and be able to demonstrate understanding of the correct usage of there/their/they're. It would also help if he never, under any circumstances, got above his station and decided to start peppering his posts with semicolons. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 30, 2020 Report Share Posted January 30, 2020 I'm watching an episode of 'Pacific' and it's as boring as fuck. Substandard mush typical of Hollywood's 'war lite' repertoire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 30, 2020 Report Share Posted January 30, 2020 3 hours ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: My grandad once said, "there was no self harming in the trenches". At cunt-a-clock last night an ambulance door-slam woke me, an ambulance not on my street to deal with a real medical emergency, but one to deal with our affected downstairs neighbour, who in another cry for help (the 10th time in 2 years) got all morose whilst masturbating over a picture of his aunt to the rhythm of The Safety Dance and decided to get all slitty-wristed. What set-off my cuntometergraph was that this human garbage was in the back of the ambulance 20 minutes later laughing and joking whilst simultaneously preventing an ambulance quickly reaching the scene of a actual emergency. If you are going to do it, and you are determined, you'll fucking get it done. Can't wait for WW3. strictly speaking CEOTW, it would have been your cuntometer that was set off, not the associated timing and recording hardware. The latter constitutes a cuntograph (not cuntometergraph), which in turn can print a cuntogram. How are you calibrating it anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted January 30, 2020 Report Share Posted January 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Decimus said: You live in a block of flats and you've got a burnt hand. I'd assume that you were a ghost of one of the Grenfell victims, if it wasn't for the fact that you appear to be able to speak English and don't come across like a rapey, stabby cunt. Welcome. Not rapey, or stabby (often), but definitely a public cunt shamer. This place is like paradise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 30, 2020 Report Share Posted January 30, 2020 1 hour ago, ratcum said: I'm watching an episode of 'Pacific' and it's as boring as fuck. Substandard mush typical of Hollywood's 'war lite' repertoire. I'd like to see Mel Gibson feeding Rob Schneider feet first into a wood chipper though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted January 30, 2020 Report Share Posted January 30, 2020 48 minutes ago, ratcum said: strictly speaking CEOTW, it would have been your cuntometer that was set off, not the associated timing and recording hardware. The latter constitutes a cuntograph (not cuntometergraph), which in turn can print a cuntogram. How are you calibrating it anyway? It's overly complicated to explain in full, put simply, if it has overly white teeth and smiles too much the cuntometergraph simply assumes cunt and I subsequently examine. Service wasters set it off too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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