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1 hour ago, Decimus said:

He could go far here. All he needs to do is despise all northerners, give you a daily quota of likes, hate Roops, respond disparagingly in every reply he makes to Pen, not be an American, live in Norfolk and be able to demonstrate understanding of the correct usage of there/their/they're.

It would also help if he never, under any circumstances, got above his station and decided to start peppering his posts with semicolons.

That last bit made me nostalgic for Frank. 

 

 

 

 

 

Only joking. I'm glad he's dead.

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1 hour ago, Decimus said:

He could go far here. All he needs to do is despise all northerners, give you a daily quota of likes, hate Roops, respond disparagingly in every reply he makes to Pen, not be an American, live in Norfolk and be able to demonstrate understanding of the correct usage of there/their/they're.

It would also help if he never, under any circumstances, got above his station and decided to start peppering his posts with semicolons.

Semicolon cunts. 

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When they do explain themselves - often and at great length thanks to the advent of 'Misery Porn' as a genuine literature sub-section - they crap on about how they "tried to kill themselves three times...".

No you didn't!

Killing yourself is a piece of piss. If you're determined to check out, then an emergency meeting between Mr Cerebellum and the rocks under Beachy Head / the 7.47 into Fenchurch St is 100% effective.

What you've tried to do is get an audience for your own little one man Passion Play and thanks to a world where 'get a fucking grip' is no longer considered sage advice, you've succeeded.

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2 hours ago, Jiggerycock said:

Killing yourself is a piece of piss. If you're determined to check out, then an emergency meeting between Mr Cerebellum and the rocks under Beachy Head / the 7.47 into Fenchurch St is 100% effective.

 

The "search the line" scenario. They did not always succeed .. there was a cunt at Shrewsbury who ended up getting both legs chopped off and then sued the railway.

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10 hours ago, Roadkill said:

I'd like to see Mel Gibson feeding Rob Schneider feet first into a wood chipper though.

putting any of Schneider's homies into a chipper is fine with me Killer. When I first saw your post I read it as 'Roy Scheider', so was going to suggest 75% of his Jaws co-stars join him in the chipper. 

The shark was aryan 

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50 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said:

The "search the line" scenario. They did not always succeed .. there was a cunt at Shrewsbury who ended up getting both legs chopped off and then sued the railway.

I remember it well

The potential deaddie only failed because the train driver - Albert 'Wintergreen' Sanatogen - drove like a tart, at 3 mph 'because he didn't trust those 6-wheel, self-tapping bogies'

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18 hours ago, Cunt-End Of The World said:

My grandad once said, "there was no self harming in the trenches". At cunt-a-clock last night an ambulance door-slam woke me, an ambulance not on my street to deal with a real medical emergency, but one to deal with our affected downstairs neighbour, who in another cry for help (the 10th time in 2 years) got all morose whilst masturbating over a picture of his aunt to the rhythm of The Safety Dance and decided to get all slitty-wristed. What set-off my cuntometergraph was that this human garbage was in the back of the ambulance 20 minutes later laughing and joking whilst simultaneously preventing an ambulance quickly reaching the scene of a actual emergency. If you are going to do it, and you are determined, you'll fucking get it done.

Can't wait for WW3.

Fuck me, new blood that can string together and proper cunting gets the pecker seal of approval 

Drink bleach, travel to Syria/Wuhan, go on an unaccompanied date with punkape etc etc

 

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7 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said:

The "search the line" scenario. They did not always succeed .. there was a cunt at Shrewsbury who ended up getting both legs chopped off and then sued the railway.

The fucker was still alive, after having both legs chopped off?

That was one tough mutha! (unlike chummy here)

Image result for train line suicide

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8 hours ago, ratcum said:

putting any of Schneider's homies into a chipper is fine with me Killer. When I first saw your post I read it as 'Roy Scheider', so was going to suggest 75% of his Jaws co-stars join him in the chipper. 

The shark was aryan 

Ratty, Are you thinking of Rob Schneider in the epic blockbuster ‘JEWS’ where the small fishing port of Hamity Beach is terrorised by a massive Frumer wearing gold rimmed glasses  who keeps biting the legs off teenage girls and spitting out their flip flops on the promenade?

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11 hours ago, Jiggerycock said:

When they do explain themselves - often and at great length thanks to the advent of 'Misery Porn' as a genuine literature sub-section - they crap on about how they "tried to kill themselves three times...".

No you didn't!

Killing yourself is a piece of piss. If you're determined to check out, then an emergency meeting between Mr Cerebellum and the rocks under Beachy Head / the 7.47 into Fenchurch St is 100% effective.

What you've tried to do is get an audience for your own little one man Passion Play and thanks to a world where 'get a fucking grip' is no longer considered sage advice, you've succeeded.

This is excellent. Can I write this out and post it through his door?

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48 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

I'm celebrating Brexit. What's your excuse for posting like a 'tard.

I'm on daddy duty tonight and Mrs Pecker will no doubt come back pissed out of her empty head. I was going to say as pissed as you but with half a dozen cyders before lunch your tolerance would make Olly Read look like a pint of mild sipping poof

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