Ape™️ Posted February 2, 2020 Report Share Posted February 2, 2020 Apparently the stupid little cunt didn’t see his shadow today, and therefore predicts an early spring this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted February 2, 2020 Report Share Posted February 2, 2020 Its a balmy 11° here apey baby..feels like spring already have you had your mornin shower wank and cleaned off the thin residue?..if not its the soup ladle across the head for you Panzermurphybaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 2, 2020 Author Report Share Posted February 2, 2020 2 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Its a balmy 11° here apey baby..feels like spring already have you had your mornin shower wank and cleaned off the thin residue?..if not its the soup ladle across the head for you Panzermurphybaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 2, 2020 Report Share Posted February 2, 2020 44 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Apparently the stupid little cunt didn’t see his shadow today, and therefore predicts an early spring this year. That’s Gobbler’s Knob for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 2, 2020 Author Report Share Posted February 2, 2020 43 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: That’s Gobbler’s Knob for you. Bill Murray is a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 2, 2020 Report Share Posted February 2, 2020 This all seems familiar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 2, 2020 Report Share Posted February 2, 2020 This all seems familiar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 2, 2020 Report Share Posted February 2, 2020 7 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Its a balmy 11° here apey baby..feels like spring already have you had your mornin shower wank and cleaned off the thin residue?..if not its the soup ladle across the head for you Panzermurphybaby If my light hearted ribbing of Drew got me a slap across the bell end then this blatant first response off topic shite warrants a shallow grave with a turd in his mouth for good measure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 3, 2020 Report Share Posted February 3, 2020 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: This all seems familiar. 3 hours ago, Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) said: This all seems familiar. Strange things are afoot on the corner Albert! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 3, 2020 Report Share Posted February 3, 2020 9 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Bill Murray is a cunt. Andy Murray is a fucking cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 3, 2020 Report Share Posted February 3, 2020 54 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Andy Murray is a fucking cunt I would have fucked his mum 20 years ago. That's honestly all I can say about him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 3, 2020 Report Share Posted February 3, 2020 12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I would have fucked his mum 20 years ago. That's honestly all I can say about him. All those years since Fred Perry, Britain has been crying out for a tennis champion. And along comes this cardboard cutout cunt. Life's not fair is it? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 3, 2020 Report Share Posted February 3, 2020 9 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: All those years since Fred Perry, Britain has been crying out for a tennis champion. And along comes this cardboard cutout cunt. Life's not fair is it? "Cardboard cutout cunt" Spoken by Charlie's girlfriend at the start of the Brit gangster film 'The Business'. The quotespotter strikes again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 3, 2020 Report Share Posted February 3, 2020 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: "Cardboard cutout cunt" Spoken by Charlie's girlfriend at the start of the Brit gangster film 'The Business'. The quotespotter strikes again! Never seen it. I heard someone refer to Sir David Beckham as a cardboard cutout cunt, so I blagged it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted February 3, 2020 Report Share Posted February 3, 2020 11 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: If my light hearted ribbing of Drew got me a slap across the bell end then this blatant first response off topic shite warrants a shallow grave with a turd in his mouth for good measure Well then stubbers baby isnt it just aswell nobody pays any heed to what you type. Panzermurphybaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted February 3, 2020 Report Share Posted February 3, 2020 8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I would have fucked his mum 20 years ago. That's honestly all I can say about him. I didn't realise his mum was in the classroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted February 3, 2020 Report Share Posted February 3, 2020 10 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Never seen it. I heard someone refer to Sir David Beckham as a cardboard cutout cunt, so I blagged it. 'Sir' and 'David Beckham' must never be uttered in the same sentence, by anybody, EVER! Unless it's 'Oh what a shame David Beckham's died, he could have been a 'Sir', if it wasn't for the fact that he was a right fuckin' cunt'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 3, 2020 Report Share Posted February 3, 2020 5 hours ago, The Beast said: I didn't realise his mum was in the classroom. I was 28. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 3, 2020 Report Share Posted February 3, 2020 20 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I would have fucked his mum 20 years ago. That's honestly all I can say about him. You’ve spelled bum wrong Eric. lol 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 3, 2020 Report Share Posted February 3, 2020 27 minutes ago, King Billy said: You’ve spelled bum wrong Eric. lol Oops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted February 4, 2020 Report Share Posted February 4, 2020 On 02/02/2020 at 13:35, Ape™️ said: Apparently the stupid little cunt didn’t see his shadow today, and therefore predicts an early spring this year. Poor little creature. Can't see his nuts, never mind his shadow, being grubbily handled by those obese red necks who constantly trespass on his rodent' rights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted February 4, 2020 Report Share Posted February 4, 2020 On 02/02/2020 at 13:35, Ape™️ said: Apparently the stupid little cunt didn’t see his shadow today, and therefore predicts an early spring this year. He has a 47% accuracy rate, so he's less than half right on a 50-50 decision. My badger has just predicted the New Madrid fault line will explode every American into the boiling seas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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