Decimus Posted February 3, 2020 Report Share Posted February 3, 2020 Crimewatch. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 3, 2020 Report Share Posted February 3, 2020 33 minutes ago, Decimus said: You cunt, I was going to do this. I didn't even think of Schwarte Piet or however it's spelt. Having watched the recent BBC adaptation of 'Dracula', where Dracula was gay and referred to Johnathon Harker as 'his bride', Van-Helsing was a woman, and half the nuns in a 19th century Hungarian convent were black... .. I eagerly await a BBC adaptation of Sherlock Holmes, starring Whoopi Goldberg in the title role and Abu Hamza as Watson. Moriarty and any other bad people will of course be white heterosexuals. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 3, 2020 Report Share Posted February 3, 2020 It's getting increasingly difficult to tell actual Doctor Who episodes from porn parody. I think this one is fake because the eggs she's squirting out are pink, and everyone knows that real Dalek eggs are green. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 3, 2020 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2020 I'd give her one up the tardis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 3, 2020 Report Share Posted February 3, 2020 1 minute ago, Neil said: I'd give her one up the tardis I'm sure this is as much of a surprise to everyone else, as it is to me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted February 3, 2020 Report Share Posted February 3, 2020 Just now, Neil said: I'd give her one up the tardis I wouldn't risk it. Only a matter of time until the BBC regenerate her into a black, transgender, wheelchair bound autist out of spite. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 3, 2020 Report Share Posted February 3, 2020 2 hours ago, Decimus said: You cunt, I was going to do this. Is this the new Bony M? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 3, 2020 Report Share Posted February 3, 2020 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Paul O'Grady. For The Love Of W***. Darkus Howe Hold on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 3, 2020 Report Share Posted February 3, 2020 46 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Darkus Howe Hold on... Gimme Gimme Gimme........Your phone Blad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 3, 2020 Report Share Posted February 3, 2020 Does William Hartnell still play Dr Who? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 3, 2020 Report Share Posted February 3, 2020 16 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Blackanory. ‘Some babymothers do ave em.’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 3, 2020 Report Share Posted February 3, 2020 2 hours ago, Roadkill said: I wouldn't risk it. Only a matter of time until the BBC regenerate her into a black, transgender, wheelchair bound autist out of spite. BBC.....The bleeding bottom corporation... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 3, 2020 Report Share Posted February 3, 2020 10 hours ago, Joker said: Top Gear (Ganja edition) Casualty (Sarf London Stabbing edition) Live at the Apollo (Harlem) Blackcountryfile ‘The six baby mothers of Henry the eight ball’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 3, 2020 Report Share Posted February 3, 2020 53 minutes ago, King Billy said: ‘Some babymothers do ave em.’ Scum mothers, who'd shag 'em. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 3, 2020 Report Share Posted February 3, 2020 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Scum mothers, who'd shag 'em. Two pints of Red Stripe and a packet of Rizla 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 3, 2020 Report Share Posted February 3, 2020 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Scum mothers, who'd shag 'em. “Ooh Batty” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted February 3, 2020 Report Share Posted February 3, 2020 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Is this the new Bony M? There's definitely a bit of "Brown Girl In The Ring, Tra lahla La" on the cards then! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 3, 2020 Report Share Posted February 3, 2020 23 minutes ago, King Billy said: Two pints of Red Stripe and a packet of Rizla 'Gollyoaks' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted February 3, 2020 Report Share Posted February 3, 2020 26 minutes ago, King Billy said: Two pints of Red Stripe and a packet of Rizla Definitely. It's gotta be blue Kingsize though and a four pack of Red Stripe. Ya get me fam? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 3, 2020 Report Share Posted February 3, 2020 Drop The Dead Honkey. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 3, 2020 Report Share Posted February 3, 2020 11 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Drop The Dead Honkey. The winner^ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 4, 2020 Report Share Posted February 4, 2020 47 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: 'Gollyoaks' ‘Spookside’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 4, 2020 Report Share Posted February 4, 2020 56 minutes ago, King Billy said: ‘Spookside’ GAMESHOWS The (police) Chase Raping Point Blackety Black (mixed race) Mr & Mrs Inclusivity Challenge Blackbusters The Compton Factor Take Me Out (in a drive-by) Take Your Pick(aninny) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 4, 2020 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2020 Downton Stabby 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 4, 2020 Report Share Posted February 4, 2020 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: GAMESHOWS The (police) Chase Raping Point Blackety Black (mixed race) Mr & Mrs Inclusivity Challenge Blackbusters The Compton Factor Take Me Out (in a drive-by) Take Your Pick(aninny) Whose car is it anyway? You're black in the room “Spice to see ya... to see ya spice” ”What do points make? Slices Master blaster mind £10 deal or no deal Going for gold (chains) Cell 101 Bladiators ’Innit’ to win it Fam Academy Maim that coon This is your life (sentence) Sootymarket Sweep 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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