camberwell gypsy Posted February 6, 2020 Report Share Posted February 6, 2020 Kirk Douglas is dead. No I'm dead No I'm dead. I'm dead I'm dead NO I'M DEAD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 6, 2020 Report Share Posted February 6, 2020 20 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Kirk Douglas is dead. No I'm dead No I'm dead. I'm dead I'm dead NO I'M DEAD Absolute tragedy and only 103. So much to look forward to. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 6, 2020 Author Report Share Posted February 6, 2020 4 hours ago, King Billy said: Absolute tragedy and only 103. So much to look forward to. He's still younger than Pen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 7, 2020 Report Share Posted February 7, 2020 6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Kirk Douglas is dead. No I'm dead No I'm dead. I'm dead I'm dead NO I'M DEAD Tony Curtis is dead too. Thank fuck. Shit actor. Worse artist. Ruined 'The Vikings'. Ruined 'Spartacus'. Kirk Douglas should've kicked him in the cunt around 1965 and spared us 'The Persuaders' I would have fucked the shit out of his daughter though.. especially in that striptease bit from 'True Lies'. And the 'tits out' bit in 'trading places' (no @Stubby Pecker, she hasn't got a cock. That was a malicious rumour, started by a spurned mistress of Tony Curtis) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 7, 2020 Report Share Posted February 7, 2020 6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Kirk Douglas is dead. No I'm dead No I'm dead. I'm dead I'm dead NO I'M DEAD You’re dead. Stop posting then... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 7, 2020 Report Share Posted February 7, 2020 14 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: You’re dead. Stop posting then... Good morning Punkape. I hope you are well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 7, 2020 Author Report Share Posted February 7, 2020 42 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Tony Curtis is dead too. Thank fuck. Shit actor. Worse artist. Ruined 'The Vikings'. Ruined 'Spartacus'. Kirk Douglas should've kicked him in the cunt around 1965 and spared us 'The Persuaders' I would have fucked the shit out of his daughter though.. especially in that striptease bit from 'True Lies'. And the 'tits out' bit in 'trading places' (no @Stubby Pecker, she hasn't got a cock. That was a malicious rumour, started by a spurned mistress of Tony Curtis) Roger Moore called him a "Hungarian horse fucker". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 7, 2020 Author Report Share Posted February 7, 2020 12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Good morning Punkape. I hope you are well. I don't Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 7, 2020 Report Share Posted February 7, 2020 9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Good morning Punkape. I hope you are well. Well buggered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 7, 2020 Report Share Posted February 7, 2020 15 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Tony Curtis is dead too. Thank fuck. Shit actor. Worse artist. Ruined 'The Vikings'. Ruined 'Spartacus'. Kirk Douglas should've kicked him in the cunt around 1965 and spared us 'The Persuaders' I would have fucked the shit out of his daughter though.. especially in that striptease bit from 'True Lies'. And the 'tits out' bit in 'trading places' (no @Stubby Pecker, she hasn't got a cock. That was a malicious rumour, started by a spurned mistress of Tony Curtis) If I could wrap those trading place era tits around my cock and balls I wouldn't get two fucks if the JLC was more hung than me. Especially after a few pints. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted February 7, 2020 Report Share Posted February 7, 2020 17 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: He's still younger than Pen. Meow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted February 7, 2020 Report Share Posted February 7, 2020 On 06/02/2020 at 18:29, camberwell gypsy said: Kirk Douglas is dead. No I'm dead No I'm dead. I'm dead I'm dead NO I'M DEAD And Zeta Tits loves him so much! The old whore bedded the whole clan - GYLF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 7, 2020 Report Share Posted February 7, 2020 24 minutes ago, White Cunt said: And Zeta Tits loves him so much! The old whore bedded the whole clan - GYLF. I bet having zetas pert tits and arse to gawp at on every family get together keep the old cunt going (and his cock twitching) for another 10 years at least Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 8, 2020 Report Share Posted February 8, 2020 4 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: I bet having zetas pert tits and arse to gawp at on every family get together keep the old cunt going (and his cock twitching) for another 10 years at least A Welsh bird marrying an older millionaire.. fancy that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted February 8, 2020 Report Share Posted February 8, 2020 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: A Welsh bird marrying an older millionaire.. fancy that. I bet she's regretting it now if Michael out-stays his welcome like his old man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 8, 2020 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2020 17 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: I bet having zetas pert tits and arse to gawp at on every family get together keep the old cunt going (and his cock twitching) for another 10 years at least I like that story about Kirk's grandson trying his hand at stand up comedy. One night he was getting heckled by the crowd and he said "Do you know who I am? I'm Kirk Douglas's grandson". To which one bloke stood up and said "I'm Kirk Douglas's grandson" and ...well you can guess the rest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted February 11, 2020 Report Share Posted February 11, 2020 On 06/02/2020 at 18:29, camberwell gypsy said: Kirk Douglas is dead. No I'm dead No I'm dead. I'm dead I'm dead NO I'M DEAD This cunt has been dead for years, boy Douglas had trouble letting go and has been wheeling the old lizard around for sympathy blowjobs from CZJ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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