Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted February 9, 2020 Report Share Posted February 9, 2020 Banging on continuously about some pathetic bluster and a bit of splashy water whilst a man in Colorado is waving the skull of his deceased wife in the face of an insurance adjuster and whilst a Chilean man's house has been flash flooded 3 miles further down the fucking street, is just pathetic. Storm Ciara? They have there own names for storms in northern Scotland, they are called, "Thursday". There is no weather in the UK. This is not a fucking storm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 9, 2020 Report Share Posted February 9, 2020 24 minutes ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: Banging on continuously about some pathetic bluster and a bit of splashy water whilst a man in Colorado is waving the skull of his deceased wife in the face of an insurance adjuster and whilst a Chilean man's house has been flash flooded 3 miles further down the fucking street, is just pathetic. Storm Ciara? They have there own names for storms in northern Scotland, they are called, "Thursday". There is no weather in the UK. This is not a fucking storm. Go outside and sit in it for a few hours. I think you will then be better informed on the subject. By the way this is only a suggestion. I have no wish to see you catch a life threatening illness and dying a slow, painful and avoidable death. In fact I wish you the exact opposite, and by that I don’t mean a swift, pain free and unavoidable demise. No, I mean a long and happy life. Just saying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 9, 2020 Report Share Posted February 9, 2020 Just been down to the town in it .. only puffs would be frightened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted February 9, 2020 Report Share Posted February 9, 2020 28 minutes ago, King Billy said: Go outside and sit in it for a few hours. I think you will then be better informed on the subject. By the way this is only a suggestion. I have no wish to see you catch a life threatening illness and dying a slow, painful and avoidable death. In fact I wish you the exact opposite, and by that I don’t mean a swift, pain free and unavoidable demise. No, I mean a long and happy life. Just saying. Better informed? Eyeballs, a window and a trip to the Co-op for suet is informative enough. No cars overturned, no exposed electric wiring lashing from open shop ceilings, no people being flung uncontrollably into oncoming army vehicles. What I did see was a overturned bin and some twigs. I may come to regret this post once I find out the Corona Virus can be carried on the wind . . . The most recent case in the UK was discovered just round the corner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted February 9, 2020 Report Share Posted February 9, 2020 18 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Just been down to the town in it .. only puffs would be frightened. Bit of wind. It took a bunch of 12 year olds climbing on Mt Helvellyn in worse than this. Mincers weather. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 9, 2020 Report Share Posted February 9, 2020 One of my garden chairs has blown over. I'm devastated. Devastated I tell ya! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted February 9, 2020 Report Share Posted February 9, 2020 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: One of my garden chairs has blown over. I'm devastated. Devastated I tell ya! Fuck me. I had a similar experience on my way home from the shop, my bag with suet in it just kept on swooshing around. Nearly had my eye out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 9, 2020 Report Share Posted February 9, 2020 26 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: One of my garden chairs has blown over. I'm devastated. Devastated I tell ya! Maybe it will be blown back to its rightful owner? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 9, 2020 Report Share Posted February 9, 2020 2 hours ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: Bit of wind. It took a bunch of 12 year olds climbing on Mt Helvellyn in worse than this. Mincers weather. Are they still on Helvellyn? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 9, 2020 Report Share Posted February 9, 2020 2 hours ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: Bit of wind. It took a bunch of 12 year olds climbing on Mt Helvellyn in worse than this. Mincers weather. Duke of York Award? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 9, 2020 Report Share Posted February 9, 2020 3 hours ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: Fuck me. I had a similar experience on my way home from the shop, my bag with suet in it just kept on swooshing around. Nearly had my eye out. Nearly had your eye out? Are you a midget? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 9, 2020 Report Share Posted February 9, 2020 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Nearly had your eye out? Are you a midget? Bag of suet? I think his japs eye is the most likely to come in contact with it Gypps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 9, 2020 Report Share Posted February 9, 2020 3 hours ago, Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) said: Maybe it will be blown back to its rightful owner? You're not getting them back. You should have locked your side gate when my brothers were about. Btw, how is the drive, did the tarmac take alright? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 9, 2020 Report Share Posted February 9, 2020 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: You're not getting them back. You should have locked your side gate when my brothers were about. Btw, how is the drive, did the tarmac take alright? Is badger on your sett menu ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 9, 2020 Report Share Posted February 9, 2020 15 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Is badger on your sett menu ? Pan fried fillet steak and fava beans, washed down with nice chianti fafafafafafa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted February 9, 2020 Report Share Posted February 9, 2020 Ciara? Whata puff name! El Nino??! The translation of that is 'The Child' for fuck's sake! Why not do this shit properly? "Today large parts of the Home Counties were reduced to constituent elements by Storm 'The First Four Black Sabbath Albums'" FUCK YEAH, I'LL SAY THEY WERE!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 9, 2020 Report Share Posted February 9, 2020 4 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Ciara? Whata puff name! El Nino??! The translation of that is 'The Child' for fuck's sake! Why not do this shit properly? "Today large parts of the Home Counties were reduced to constituent elements by Storm 'The First Four Black Sabbath Albums'" FUCK YEAH, I'LL SAY THEY WERE!!! Do you think Tony Iommi used to leave a tip after he fingered prostitutes? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted February 9, 2020 Report Share Posted February 9, 2020 55 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Nearly had your eye out? Are you a midget? For dramatic effect. Just like the coverage. Not a midget. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 9, 2020 Report Share Posted February 9, 2020 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: You're not getting them back. You should have locked your side gate when my brothers were about. Btw, how is the drive, did the tarmac take alright? NO! There's fucking weeds everywhere, when I called the number they gave me I got the local RSPCA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 9, 2020 Report Share Posted February 9, 2020 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Do you think Tony Iommi used to leave a tip after he fingered prostitutes? Does Neil? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 9, 2020 Report Share Posted February 9, 2020 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Do you think Tony Iommi used to leave a tip after he fingered prostitutes? Def Leppard's drummer was charged an arm and a leg by the bitches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 10, 2020 Report Share Posted February 10, 2020 Tony Iommi has false fingertips to play a guitar. He lost his ones in an engineering accident or something. Are you all happier now I've had to explain the fucking joke? Thick cunts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 10, 2020 Report Share Posted February 10, 2020 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Pan fried fillet steak and fava beans, washed down with nice chianti fafafafafafa. Fry me a liver 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted February 10, 2020 Report Share Posted February 10, 2020 To be honest it does seem a bit underwhelming. Most of the stink getting kicked up by the wankers who buy houses next to rivers or on flood land as fucking usual. I hope more of the cunts have drowned again. Hearing about that Cockermouth plod getting washed away a few years ago was rather entertaining simply due to seeing news cunts constantly referencing the place with serious faces. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuggerLugs Posted February 10, 2020 Report Share Posted February 10, 2020 8 hours ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: Fuck me. I had a similar experience on my way home from the shop, my bag with suet in it just kept on swooshing around. Nearly had my eye out. Just got home, it took a while to negotiate the blockades of twigs and it doesn't help, that, as usual, I'm fucking hammered. I called in Tesco Express on the way and because I can't actually see, It appears, I bought vegan suet. Anyway, after a bit of fucking about, I can state, with authority, that fusion cooking betwixt non-carne pies and single malt whisky is a drastic failure. Mrs. Lugs says I can stay till the morning, then I have to fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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