King Billy Posted February 16, 2020 Report Share Posted February 16, 2020 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I was watching 'Thor, Ragnarok' at 3 this morning. Fucking brilliant. "Hulk! For once in your life, do NOT smash" "But.. But.. Big monster!" Seen it. My bird told me she would do anything for Thor. I couldn’t get her to elaborate or even list the things she wouldn’t do for me. She took umbridge when I said “What.... like anal sex? I only like that because I know you fucking hate it.” Strange creatures women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 16, 2020 Report Share Posted February 16, 2020 2 minutes ago, Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) said: Good afternoon Billy, did you have a good shit yesterday morning? Good afternoon Albert. Yes I did, thank you. Just a shame I hadn’t yet got out of bed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 16, 2020 Report Share Posted February 16, 2020 Sticks like shit to a duvet cover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 16, 2020 Report Share Posted February 16, 2020 4 hours ago, King Billy said: Seen it. My bird told me she would do anything for Thor. I couldn’t get her to elaborate or even list the things she wouldn’t do for me. She took umbridge when I said “What.... like anal sex? I only like that because I know you fucking hate it.” Strange creatures women. I wouldn't say my mate is thick but she thought anal sex was an English county. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 16, 2020 Report Share Posted February 16, 2020 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: I wouldn't say my mate is thick but she thought anal sex was an English county. or the Irishman who thought his local fishmonger was selling crushed Asians Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 16, 2020 Report Share Posted February 16, 2020 47 minutes ago, ratcum said: crushed Asians Crewe Station .. what are you doing there .. have you changed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 16, 2020 Report Share Posted February 16, 2020 6 hours ago, King Billy said: Seen it. My bird told me she would do anything for Thor. I couldn’t get her to elaborate or even list the things she wouldn’t do for me. She took umbridge when I said “What.... like anal sex? I only like that because I know you fucking hate it.” Strange creatures women. If I was as good looking as him, I'd be dead from shagging by now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 16, 2020 Report Share Posted February 16, 2020 3 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: Crewe Station .. what are you doing there .. have you changed? you bizarre trollop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted February 17, 2020 Report Share Posted February 17, 2020 On 13/02/2020 at 00:52, Monaco Slim said: Life is good, I'm going to have a wank to celebrate these pieces of human sewage getting deported back to their shit hole countries. I'm sick of foreign cunts taking the jobs of WHITE BRITISH MEN, they're MY FUCKING JOBS and I want ALL OF THEM That’s a bit harsh MS. Who’s going to run the micro neuroscience operating consultants and QE Hospital now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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