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A two cunts fired from my work this week

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6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I was watching 'Thor, Ragnarok' at 3 this morning. Fucking brilliant. 

"Hulk! For once in your life, do NOT smash"

"But.. But.. Big monster!"

Seen it. My bird told me she would do anything for Thor. I couldn’t get her to elaborate or even list the things she wouldn’t do for me. She  took umbridge when I said “What.... like anal sex? I only like that because I know you fucking hate it.” Strange creatures women.

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2 minutes ago, Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) said:

Good afternoon Billy, did you have a good shit yesterday morning?

Good  afternoon Albert. Yes I did, thank you. Just a shame I hadn’t yet got out of bed.

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4 hours ago, King Billy said:

Seen it. My bird told me she would do anything for Thor. I couldn’t get her to elaborate or even list the things she wouldn’t do for me. She  took umbridge when I said “What.... like anal sex? I only like that because I know you fucking hate it.” Strange creatures women.

I wouldn't say my mate is thick but she thought anal sex was an English county. 

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1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I wouldn't say my mate is thick but she thought anal sex was an English county. 

or the Irishman who thought his local fishmonger was selling crushed Asians 

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6 hours ago, King Billy said:

Seen it. My bird told me she would do anything for Thor. I couldn’t get her to elaborate or even list the things she wouldn’t do for me. She  took umbridge when I said “What.... like anal sex? I only like that because I know you fucking hate it.” Strange creatures women.

If I was as good looking as him, I'd be dead from shagging by now.

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3 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said:

Crewe Station .. what are you doing there .. have you changed?

you bizarre trollop 

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On 13/02/2020 at 00:52, Monaco Slim said:

Life is good, I'm going to have a wank to celebrate these pieces of human sewage getting deported back to their shit hole countries.

I'm sick of foreign cunts taking the jobs of WHITE BRITISH MEN, they're MY FUCKING JOBS and I want ALL OF THEM

That’s a bit harsh MS.  Who’s going to run the micro neuroscience operating consultants and QE Hospital now?

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