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4 hours ago, Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) said:

Will it kill the economies of oil producing Arab countries? If it does who will we sell arms to then?

Flids are always looking for arms. When one door closes another one opens Albert.

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7 hours ago, Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) said:

Will it kill the economies of oil producing Arab countries? If it does who will we sell arms to then?

There is a growing demand in UK gangstalands, so not only can we sell it domestically, the carbon foot print will also be minimal.

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On 13/02/2020 at 10:31, King Billy said:

Flids are always looking for arms. When one door closes another one opens Albert.

I knew one of these unfortunates who burned his face off when following the 'light and hold at arms length' instructions on a firework

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34 minutes ago, Neil said:

I knew one of these unfortunates who burned his face off when following the 'light and hold at arms length' instructions on a firework

My missus calls my cock ‘The firework’ Because it keeps going off in her face.

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14 minutes ago, King Billy said:

My missus calls my cock ‘The firework’ Because it keeps going off in her face.

I'm worried, Billy. I ate tofu last month as you well know - its a well known fact that if I have to drive a Prius within the next two decades after tofu exposure my nob will fall off.

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Unless the Coronavirus wipes out every little yellow cunt in China, anything our country does, no matter how stupidly extreme, will make fuck all difference to the planet's climate.

As long as Wilbur Wong and Fred Foo Yung continue to breed like rabbits whilst burning coal and tiger cocks at unprecedented levels, turning the bathroom lights off in Leamington Spa after taking a shit will do fuck all.

If Greta Thunberg and David Attencunt want to save the planet, they should stop hectoring us like children and start persuading the sexually deranged Chinks to put something on the end of their three inch maggots.

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15 minutes ago, Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) said:

Good afternoon Billy, do you have any exciting plans for this coming weekend?

I’m thinking of having a shit sometime tomorrow morning Albert. Yourself?

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Just now, King Billy said:

I’m thinking of having a shit sometime tomorrow morning Albert. Yourself?

Make sure you turn the light off afterwards, or you'll be getting a knock on your door from Extinction Rebellion.

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30 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

I'm worried, Billy. I ate tofu last month as you well know - its a well known fact that if I have to drive a Prius within the next two decades after tofu exposure my nob will fall off.

Are you still working at ‘VeganCabs’ RK? I won’t use them anymore. The drivers are always farting. Still, I suppose that’s  better than Rotherham Cabs. Those cunts stink of Jalfrezi and you can’t trust them not to rape your kids. I’ve been using ChinaCars recently but I’ve picked up some sort of flu so I’m gonna stay indoors for a fortnight or so.

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21 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Make sure you turn the light off afterwards, or you'll be getting a knock on your door from Extinction Rebellion.

“HOW DARE YOU” 😣

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25 minutes ago, Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) said:

Is it in the departure lounge yet?

Still stuck in the hold.

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1 hour ago, King Billy said:

My missus calls my cock ‘The firework’ Because it keeps going off in her face.

I bet its because it promises a good time but fizzles out. 

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12 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Are you still working at ‘VeganCabs’ RK? I won’t use them anymore. The drivers are always farting. Still, I suppose that’s  better than Rotherham Cabs. Those cunts stink of Jalfrezi and you can’t trust them not to rape your kids. I’ve been using ChinaCars recently but I’ve picked up some sort of flu so I’m gonna stay indoors for a fortnight or so.

When I've used a chinese firm within half hour I want to use them again. 

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23 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I bet its because it promises a good time but fizzles out. 

Just like the cunts who promised my nan a good job on her driveway but somehow her life savings fizzled out before they got started.

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26 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

When I've used a chinese firm within half hour I want to use them again. 

‘CoronaCabs’

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30 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

When I've used a chinese firm within half hour I want to use them again. 

I used a Chinese prostitute once. I asked her for a 69 and she went and cooked me a chow mein.

I'll get me chairman Mao overalls.

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31 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I used a Chinese prostitute once. I asked her for a 69 and she went and cooked me a chow mein.

I'll get me chairman Mao overalls.

Bet it cost a fortune, cookie.

 

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3 hours ago, Decimus said:

Unless the Coronavirus wipes out every little yellow cunt in China, anything our country does, no matter how stupidly extreme, will make fuck all difference to the planet's climate.

As long as Wilbur Wong and Fred Foo Yung continue to breed like rabbits whilst burning coal and tiger cocks at unprecedented levels, turning the bathroom lights off in Leamington Spa after taking a shit will do fuck all.

If Greta Thunberg and David Attencunt want to save the planet, they should stop hectoring us like children and start persuading the sexually deranged Chinks to put something on the end of their three inch maggots.

For once on matters regarding the environment, I agree with you you tree hugging, newt wanking cunt.

The best thing Greta and sir Dave could do is go on a worldwide tour to every million city on earth with suitcases of Ebola, SARS, the new chinky flu, anthrax etc etc. 

Be proactive before the slopes and curry munchers devour every living creature and fill the seas with their crap

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3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I used a Chinese prostitute once. I asked her for a 69 and she went and cooked me a chow mein.

I'll get me chairman Mao overalls.

Was she the fat chinese prostitute Chun Kee Ho? 

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I was drinking down the Redacted and Gas Chamber last night, when that old chestnut of off road nun buggering came up. I think the dirty slags like it too much, whereas others see it as apposite apology for the Catholic church's child abuse record.

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1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Was she the fat chinese prostitute Chun Kee Ho? 

Ask Neil you daft cunt

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