Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted February 13, 2020 Report Share Posted February 13, 2020 Cue-ball headed, punchably faced, Grenfell antagonising money cunt Sajid Javid has fallen on his sword, in a supposedly noble display, to protest the sacking of his cunt faced aids. Now replaced with someone who was only a junior housing minister 7 months ago, highlighting just how fucking inept ol' Saj really is. Should have provided funding for high-rise sprinklers, you absolute fucking cunt. Fuck off back to Deutsche Bank and shine their boots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 13, 2020 Report Share Posted February 13, 2020 50 minutes ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: Cue-ball headed, punchably faced, Grenfell antagonising money cunt Sajid Javid has fallen on his sword, in a supposedly noble display, to protest the sacking of his cunt faced aids. Now replaced with someone who was only a junior housing minister 7 months ago, highlighting just how fucking inept ol' Saj really is. Should have provided funding for high-rise sprinklers, you absolute fucking cunt. Fuck off back to Deutsche Bank and shine their boots. If we must have a token darkie inhabiting one of the great offices of state, I'd much rather it was Javid than that other dusky fucking idiot, Suckdick Khan. At least Javid doesn't allow thousands of black savages to roam the streets whilst packing more steel than the entire city of Sheffield. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 13, 2020 Report Share Posted February 13, 2020 1 hour ago, Decimus said: If we must have a token darkie inhabiting one of the great offices of state, I'd much rather it was Javid than that other dusky fucking idiot, Suckdick Khan. At least Javid doesn't allow thousands of black savages to roam the streets whilst packing more steel than the entire city of Sheffield. I don't think that there is much steel in Sheffield these days other than in the knives that the East European Romani who now live there are brandishing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted February 13, 2020 Report Share Posted February 13, 2020 3 hours ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: Cue-ball headed, I beg to differ. It is neither 2 3/8" in diameter or, more remarkably, not brilliant white. I would say it bears a closer resemblance to the 4 point ball in snooker in colour but unfortunately you don't hit this one directly with a stick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 13, 2020 Report Share Posted February 13, 2020 26 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I beg to differ. It is neither 2 3/8" in diameter or, more remarkably, not brilliant white. I would say it bears a closer resemblance to the 4 point ball in snooker in colour but unfortunately you don't hit this one directly with a stick. Besides, if it was a cue-ball, Ronnie O'Sullivan would have complained that it wasn't round enough at some point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 13, 2020 Report Share Posted February 13, 2020 Far be it from me to be cynical about our politicians but the cunt who’s been shoehorned into Javids job, which just happens to be the second most powerful position in government, happens to be married to the daughter of an Indian billionaire. Just the sort of guy who might have lots of well connected friends in India and, ‘fucking hell’ just when we need to get ourselves a good trade deal with India. I bet it won’t be too long before lots of contracts are flying back and forward between HM Government and companies connected to our chancellors dad in law, with kickbacks all round for Boris and his pals. KERCHING! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted February 13, 2020 Report Share Posted February 13, 2020 49 minutes ago, King Billy said: Far be it from me to be cynical about our politicians but the cunt who’s been shoehorned into Javids job, which just happens to be the second most powerful position in government, happens to be married to the daughter of an Indian billionaire. Just the sort of guy who might have lots of well connected friends in India and, ‘fucking hell’ just when we need to get ourselves a good trade deal with India. I bet it won’t be too long before lots of contracts are flying back and forward between HM Government and companies connected to our chancellors dad in law, with kickbacks all round for Boris and his pals. KERCHING! I think you might just be right there King Billy. I don't want a trade deal with India, certainly if it means turning a blind eye to honour killings and ex-wife stoning / immolation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Monaco Slim Posted February 13, 2020 Report Share Posted February 13, 2020 (edited) Glad this turd lost his job, now how about we deport him? Edited February 14, 2020 by Monaco Slim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted February 14, 2020 Report Share Posted February 14, 2020 2 hours ago, King Billy said: Far be it from me to be cynical about our politicians but the cunt who’s been shoehorned into Javids job, which just happens to be the second most powerful position in government, happens to be married to the daughter of an Indian billionaire. Just the sort of guy who might have lots of well connected friends in India and, ‘fucking hell’ just when we need to get ourselves a good trade deal with India. I bet it won’t be too long before lots of contracts are flying back and forward between HM Government and companies connected to our chancellors dad in law, with kickbacks all round for Boris and his pals. KERCHING! Billy Lad, this is your "I Have A Fucking Dream " moment. You could start the revolution off. I'll pledge myself right fucking now* * Providing you provide expenses, obviously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 14, 2020 Report Share Posted February 14, 2020 8 hours ago, Ollyboro said: Billy Lad, this is your "I Have A Fucking Dream " moment. You could start the revolution off. I'll pledge myself right fucking now* * Providing you provide expenses, obviously. The cheques in the post Olly. Honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 14, 2020 Report Share Posted February 14, 2020 15 hours ago, King Billy said: Far be it from me to be cynical about our politicians but the cunt who’s been shoehorned into Javids job, which just happens to be the second most powerful position in government, happens to be married to the daughter of an Indian billionaire. Just the sort of guy who might have lots of well connected friends in India and, ‘fucking hell’ just when we need to get ourselves a good trade deal with India. I bet it won’t be too long before lots of contracts are flying back and forward between HM Government and companies connected to our chancellors dad in law, with kickbacks all round for Boris and his pals. KERCHING! Nice one Bill. I'm betting any fucker with links to Irish business giants or the ruling party (whoever that is this week) will be shoehorned into to similar position. That is unless aforementioned kickbacks are toothless halfwits, mouldy spuds and panzys octogenarian rape victims, post backdoor smashing 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 15, 2020 Report Share Posted February 15, 2020 Totally untrustworthy, oily little creep. Gave up a lucrative career with Deutshchebank to go into politics........why the fuck would you do that? Quickly arselicked his way up the greasy Tory pole. Was a remoaner then became one of Treezers pretend leavers and stuck his tongue up her rancid old fanny. Stood against Boris in the leadership election, got nowhere but got his tongue up the poshboy’s arse. What a cunt! But worst of all......a fucking peaceful who claims he is “not practicing.” No such fucking thing in my book. A peaceful will cut the infidel throat at the drop of a hat but the snide ones wait for the right time and opportunity. Boris did well getting rid of this piece of shit and he’s gone up in my estimation. I’ve raised him to the status of wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted July 17, 2021 Report Share Posted July 17, 2021 So this cone headed wanker says he was feeling ill and has the Kung flu. The video he put out on twatter looks more like a vaccination advert. This has got the sheep baaing away at what they see as doomsday on Monday. Meanwhile, the sane 15% can see through this opportunistic bullshitter and are doing their best to refrain from wanting him dead. These people need to be dragged the fuck out of office. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 17, 2021 Report Share Posted July 17, 2021 35 minutes ago, The Beast said: So this cone headed wanker says he was feeling ill and has the Kung flu. The video he put out on twatter looks more like a vaccination advert. This has got the sheep baaing away at what they see as doomsday on Monday. Meanwhile, the sane 15% can see through this opportunistic bullshitter and are doing their best to refrain from wanting him dead. These people need to be dragged the fuck out of office. Yeah heard this in the car coming back from Chessington with the kids. My son in law comes from Marshmallow Land. The land where politicians never lie, the police are cuddly bobbies on the beat who aren't corrupt, and the Chinese are cheeky friendly people who are not at fault for this plague or any other. Hence, when I suggested that this is total bollocks and "I've got it but I've had my jabs and don't feel that bad because of it, so everyone get your jabs" bollocks, he then launched into his "your a typical conspiracy theorist, covidiot, tin foil hat wearer blah blah fucking blah". All the kids were asleep so I called him a "fucking gullible cunt". I'm past discussing this with him because he has no cogent argument and just launches into the default "racist, homophobia, covidiot" defence. We were on the M25 at the time otherwise I would have stopped and thrown the cunt out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 17, 2021 Report Share Posted July 17, 2021 1 hour ago, The Beast said: So this cone headed wanker says he was feeling ill and has the Kung flu. The video he put out on twatter looks more like a vaccination advert. This has got the sheep baaing away at what they see as doomsday on Monday. Meanwhile, the sane 15% can see through this opportunistic bullshitter and are doing their best to refrain from wanting him dead. These people need to be dragged the fuck out of office. I think that there is another section of the population who can see through the bullshit, but never want this situation to end because they've been abusing it with Punkape levels of gay abandon. I've got a number of staff who are totally unprepared to come back to working in the office, and I've been in numerous meetings about it for weeks. Despite being a covid secure workplace, and even with the restrictions being lifted on Monday, they're all bleating that they don't feel safe to come back in. Complete bollocks, of course, especially because I know fully well that they have been taking total advantage of agile working to break up their days with visits to pubs, restaurants and other places full of the great unwashed. The fact is, they have got a nice, cushty set up and can readily use Wi-fi outages and childcare emergencies as an excuse to do next to nothing, which has been the case since day one. At my place at least, we seem to be being dictated to by staff on what their working arrangements should be, instead of telling them as their employer where we expect them to perform their duties. Unfortunately at a corporate level, nobody has the bollocks to take back control and reverse the situation back to what it was prior to 2020. I imagine this is being repeated across the country and cunts like Javid are only serving to fuel the fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 17, 2021 Report Share Posted July 17, 2021 1 minute ago, Decimus said: At my place at least, we seem to be being dictated to by staff on what their working arrangements should be, instead of telling them as their employer where we expect them to perform their duties. I can highly recommend putting a few of them through an accelerated tribunal process on a gross misconduct charge before punting their useless arses into the unemployment line, "pour encourager les autres". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 17, 2021 Report Share Posted July 17, 2021 Any cunt that believes this and that Boris got the virus early doors needs boiling in oil, absolute bollocks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 17, 2021 Report Share Posted July 17, 2021 1 hour ago, Neil said: Any cunt that believes this and that Boris got the virus early doors needs boiling in oil, absolute bollocks A couple of days ago 1.2 million tests carried out in the UK. Same day 1.1 million tests carried out in the entire EU. If I had my tinfoil hat on I’d probably jump to some wild conclusion about the high number of new cases in the U.K. the MSM fearporn spreaders are obsessed with 24/7 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 17, 2021 Report Share Posted July 17, 2021 I couldn’t understand why Boris brought this slippery cunt back into the Cabinet. (but then he forgave the Govester .... it’s all very Public School japes and fun, don’t take it personally old chap) Then I saw his “ i’ve got the Covid” bullshit. Please fuck off. Who the fuck is buying this bollocks? But I suppose when you can get millions of idiots standing on their doorsteps banging pots and pans you think you can just blatantly take the fucking piss. You are probably right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 18, 2021 Report Share Posted July 18, 2021 9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Yeah heard this in the car coming back from Chessington with the kids. My son in law comes from Marshmallow Land. The land where politicians never lie, the police are cuddly bobbies on the beat who aren't corrupt, and the Chinese are cheeky friendly people who are not at fault for this plague or any other. Hence, when I suggested that this is total bollocks and "I've got it but I've had my jabs and don't feel that bad because of it, so everyone get your jabs" bollocks, he then launched into his "your a typical conspiracy theorist, covidiot, tin foil hat wearer blah blah fucking blah". All the kids were asleep so I called him a "fucking gullible cunt". I'm past discussing this with him because he has no cogent argument and just launches into the default "racist, homophobia, covidiot" defence. We were on the M25 at the time otherwise I would have stopped and thrown the cunt out. Your son in law sounds like a right muggy cunt Mrs P. Couldn’t you introduce some foreign agent into his food so he is sick for a week and then dies of “the covid”? Nobody would question it. I was thinking that if Dr Shipman was still alive he’d be fucking fuming. What the fuck am I doing in the nick when these bastards are topping cunts left, right and centre? Life just isn’t fair but what the fuck you gonna do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 18, 2021 Report Share Posted July 18, 2021 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: I think you’ll find Sunak is of Indian heritage and thus not a “paki” you vile fucking racist cunt Reported He’s an East African Hindu to be precise, born here. Minutes after my exposé, both cunts, who must therefore be CC members, have backtracked. So get fucked, twatbag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 18, 2021 Report Share Posted July 18, 2021 10 hours ago, judgetwi said: Your son in law sounds like a right muggy cunt Mrs P. Couldn’t you introduce some foreign agent into his food so he is sick for a week and then dies of “the covid”? Nobody would question it. I was thinking that if Dr Shipman was still alive he’d be fucking fuming. What the fuck am I doing in the nick when these bastards are topping cunts left, right and centre? Life just isn’t fair but what the fuck you gonna do? He's probably fuming because he had the "Whose killed the most crumblies" record. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted July 18, 2021 Report Share Posted July 18, 2021 On 13/02/2020 at 18:26, Guest Cunt-End Of The World said: Cue-ball headed, punchably faced, Grenfell antagonising money cunt Sajid Javid has fallen on his sword, in a supposedly noble display, to protest the sacking of his cunt faced aids. Now replaced with someone who was only a junior housing minister 7 months ago, highlighting just how fucking inept ol' Saj really is. Should have provided funding for high-rise sprinklers, you absolute fucking cunt. Fuck off back to Deutsche Bank and shine their boots. He's given Boris self isolate covid, how the heck are we going to cope? 🙊 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 18, 2021 Report Share Posted July 18, 2021 9 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: He’s an East African Hindu to be precise, born here. Minutes after my exposé, both cunts, who must therefore be CC members, have backtracked. So get fucked, twatbag. It still doesn’t justify calling him a ‘paki’ you vile racist piece of shit Reported again for good measure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 18, 2021 Report Share Posted July 18, 2021 3 hours ago, ProfB said: He's given Boris self isolate covid, how the heck are we going to cope? 🙊 We’d cope a lot better here if you stopped posting your pathetic rubbish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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