Mike Hunt Posted February 18, 2020 Report Share Posted February 18, 2020 David and Sally Abel you fucking cunts, you were crying and bleating for Richard Branson to wave his magic wand and be flown back to the UK at no cost to anyone to infect half the British population. Cunts of the first order. Keep them on the fucking ship another month for punishment and chuck their cunting phones overboard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 18, 2020 Report Share Posted February 18, 2020 Yes...if I was “on the boat” , I’d be barricading the fucking door against all comers. I note that someone else is being blamed here, not the pair who have gone on holiday and waltzed into a shit storm. I bet they feel pretty bloody stupid at the moment. Let’s hope they don’t use the boat as a big Petrie dish and let loose a few more of these virus type things....for experimental purposes!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 18, 2020 Report Share Posted February 18, 2020 23 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said: David and Sally Abel you fucking cunts, you were crying and bleating for Richard Branson to wave his magic wand and be flown back to the UK at no cost to anyone to infect half the British population. Cunts of the first order. Keep them on the fucking ship another month for punishment and chuck their cunting phones overboard. I bet that their cruise was funded by equity release on their home.. fuck em'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 18, 2020 Report Share Posted February 18, 2020 Actually I used to work with a cunt who went on these type of cruises .. I have not heard from him for several years .. I hope he's dead from one of these infections. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 18, 2020 Report Share Posted February 18, 2020 I wonder what the all inclusive package is like? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted February 18, 2020 Report Share Posted February 18, 2020 A floating festival of gluttony and double incontinence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 18, 2020 Report Share Posted February 18, 2020 If you offered me a free trip anywhere in the world but it had to be on one of these floating asylums I'd tell you to stick it up your arse,to be surrounded by cunts for 2 weeks with the only escape being drowning sounds like hell on water Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted February 18, 2020 Report Share Posted February 18, 2020 1 hour ago, The Beast said: A floating festival of gluttony and double incontinence. Isn't that the Isle of Wight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted February 18, 2020 Report Share Posted February 18, 2020 The stupid cunts probably stayed in their cabin but with it being so hot, they switched their air conditioning on full little realising that's it interconnected with the entire ship. With any luck the COVID-19 or Legionnaires Disease will finish their holiday promptly. Burial at sea anyone? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 18, 2020 Report Share Posted February 18, 2020 3 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: Actually I used to work with a cunt who went on these type of cruises .. I have not heard from him for several years .. I hope he's dead from one of these infections. I went on one years ago. They have gala nights wear you dress in your best clobber, tuxedos, ballgowns that sort of thing. Most of the northern monkeys who were on the cruise wore their best Sportsdirect Everlast trackies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted February 18, 2020 Report Share Posted February 18, 2020 18 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I went on one years ago. They have gala nights wear you dress in your best clobber, tuxedos, ballgowns that sort of thing. Most of the northern monkeys who were on the cruise wore their best Sportsdirect Everlast trackies. I'm just amazed they stopped flinging their own fecal matter about long enough to do up the zip. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 18, 2020 Report Share Posted February 18, 2020 I saw this Gary Glitter look a like cunt saying “I never felt less loved by my own country.” Well it’s taken you a while to catch up but welcome to the club mate. I’ve felt like that for years. Now fuck off and stay fucked off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 18, 2020 Report Share Posted February 18, 2020 I wouldn’t be seen dead on a cruise,usually full of low-grade early retirement civil service scum or NHS wankers spending their pitiful “lump sums”.Hopefully Ebola will take hold from some rancid cabin boy and finish them all off... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 18, 2020 Report Share Posted February 18, 2020 Gary Glitter of the 70s with big couiffered hair or as he is now: bald, looking like ho chi minh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted February 18, 2020 Report Share Posted February 18, 2020 If they'd had any sense of public duty they would've gone for a cruise around the African coast, and got kidnapped by Somali pirates, spread the disease, win - win 😊 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 18, 2020 Report Share Posted February 18, 2020 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Gary Glitter of the 70s with big couiffered hair or as he is now: bald, looking like ho chi minh? Well, can you see somebody going on a cruise with big poofy hair, massive shoulder pads, covered in glitter and wearing knee high boots with 6 inch soles? Well, you might do on a gay cruise I suppose. In which case there would be loads of other diseases to worry about. Anyway Gary and his Mrs have tested positive for this Chinky shit but he insists that they haven’t got it. What a cunt. He sounds like one of these ‘I know best’ wankers you usually find in the Palace of Westminster. Hope he snuffs it the arrogant, entitled mouthy prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 18, 2020 Report Share Posted February 18, 2020 6 hours ago, cuntspotter said: I wonder what the all inclusive package is like? Corona virus, SARS, Asian bird flu, Swine fever, Mad cow disease, Ebola and bad aids. Oh and penile warts for the men and minge rot for the tarts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest President Trump Posted February 19, 2020 Report Share Posted February 19, 2020 On 18/02/2020 at 09:40, Dawn Chorus said: I bet that their cruise was funded by equity release on their home.. fuck em'. Actually my friend, the guy may have been on his way to work or working: ## Being a luxury destination wedding celebrant with extensive knowledge and experience, you will be provided with tremendous ideas with regard to planning your wedding ceremony. All my ceremonies are bespoke and unique. This is of considerable advantage when choosing a personal English speaking wedding celebrant. Lots of experience in luxury and bespoke Weddings in Barbados, Florida, California, Spain, Italy and France. Why not take advantage of my luxury wedding planning assistance and together we shall create a unique and bespoke wedding ceremony - just for you. My role as a Global Wedding Officiant is to work closely with you to create a truly personal wedding or commitment ceremony. http://www.uk-celebrant.co.uk/weddings.asp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 19, 2020 Report Share Posted February 19, 2020 7 minutes ago, President Trump said: Actually my friend, the guy may have been on his way to work or working: ## Being a luxury destination wedding celebrant with extensive knowledge and experience, you will be provided with tremendous ideas with regard to planning your wedding ceremony. All my ceremonies are bespoke and unique. This is of considerable advantage when choosing a personal English speaking wedding celebrant. Lots of experience in luxury and bespoke Weddings in Barbados, Florida, California, Spain, Italy and France. Why not take advantage of my luxury wedding planning assistance and together we shall create a unique and bespoke wedding ceremony - just for you. My role as a Global Wedding Officiant is to work closely with you to create a truly personal wedding or commitment ceremony. http://www.uk-celebrant.co.uk/weddings.asp Go to the nearest mental facility immediately. You need urgent treatment. Drink some bleach before you leave. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted February 19, 2020 Report Share Posted February 19, 2020 23 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: I'm just amazed they stopped flinging their own fecal matter about long enough to do up the zip. That's before trouser pissing and projectile vomiting kicked in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted February 19, 2020 Report Share Posted February 19, 2020 19 hours ago, King Billy said: Corona virus, SARS, Asian bird flu, Swine fever, Mad cow disease, Ebola and bad aids. Oh and penile warts for the men and minge rot for the tarts. Are you quoting Ramsay's menu? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest President Trump Posted February 19, 2020 Report Share Posted February 19, 2020 3 hours ago, King Billy said: Go to the nearest mental facility immediately. You need urgent treatment. Drink some bleach before you leave. That bleach treatment is overrated. It didn't cure my mental problems although to be fair it did whiten my teeth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 19, 2020 Report Share Posted February 19, 2020 25 minutes ago, President Trump said: That bleach treatment is overrated. It didn't cure my mental problems although to be fair it did whiten my teeth. I always wondered if bleach drinking was responsible for those white dog turds we used to get in the 70s. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 21, 2020 Report Share Posted February 21, 2020 On 18/02/2020 at 09:15, Mike Hunt said: David and Sally Abel you fucking cunts, you were crying and bleating for Richard Branson to wave his magic wand and be flown back to the UK at no cost to anyone to infect half the British population. Cunts of the first order. Keep them on the fucking ship another month for punishment and chuck their cunting phones overboard. Tow the fucker out to sea over the Marianas trench and sink it On 19/02/2020 at 12:06, President Trump said: Actually my friend, the guy may have been on his way to work or working: ## Being a luxury destination wedding celebrant with extensive knowledge and experience, you will be provided with tremendous ideas with regard to planning your wedding ceremony. All my ceremonies are bespoke and unique. This is of considerable advantage when choosing a personal English speaking wedding celebrant. Lots of experience in luxury and bespoke Weddings in Barbados, Florida, California, Spain, Italy and France. Why not take advantage of my luxury wedding planning assistance and together we shall create a unique and bespoke wedding ceremony - just for you. My role as a Global Wedding Officiant is to work closely with you to create a truly personal wedding or commitment ceremony. http://www.uk-celebrant.co.uk/weddings.asp When you've visited one of these luxury locations did you hang out with Jeffrey Epstein and get a massage from one of his staff? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest President Trump Posted February 22, 2020 Report Share Posted February 22, 2020 20 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Tow the fucker out to sea over the Marianas trench and sink it When you've visited one of these luxury locations did you hang out with Jeffrey Epstein and get a massage from one of his staff? I am not the wedding celebrant travelling to luxury destinations, it's the guy that was on the ship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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