Earl of Punkape Posted February 18, 2020 Report Share Posted February 18, 2020 Gospel of Matthew. Everyone therefore who hears these words of mine, and does them, I will liken him to a wise man, who built his house on a rock. The rain came down, the floods came, and the winds blew, and beat on that house; and it didn't fall, for it was founded on the rock. Everyone who hears these words of mine, and doesn't do them will be like a foolish man, who built his house on the sand. The rain came down, the floods came, and the winds blew, and beat on that house; and it fell—and great was its fall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 18, 2020 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2020 I hope Mrs Roops is Ok in Miscratchyhampton.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 18, 2020 Report Share Posted February 18, 2020 I'm a bit partial to a flooded cunt,the wetter the better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted February 18, 2020 Report Share Posted February 18, 2020 24 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Gospel of Matthew. Everyone therefore who hears these words of mine, and does them, I will liken him to a wise man, who built his house on a rock. The rain came down, the floods came, and the winds blew, and beat on that house; and it didn't fall, for it was founded on the rock. Everyone who hears these words of mine, and doesn't do them will be like a foolish man, who built his house on the sand. The rain came down, the floods came, and the winds blew, and beat on that house; and it fell—and great was its fall. Not that you’d know you sad little whoopsie but “flooding” has a very different meaning to gynaecologists, so the phrase “flooded cunts” needs to be used very judiciously. Menorrhagia is every bit as serious as overflowing rivers, and it too will most likely require mop and bucket, if not the assistance 40 crack troops of the Royal Anglian Regiment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted February 18, 2020 Report Share Posted February 18, 2020 7 minutes ago, Neil said: I'm a bit partial to a flooded cunt,the wetter the better. No Neil, you really wouldn’t like flooding. There’s rare steak and then there’s raw meat. I’d give it a miss, make a right mess of your Bedford Rascal. Just now, Last Cunt Standing said: Not that you’d know you sad little whoopsie but “flooding” has a very different meaning to gynaecologists, so the phrase “flooded cunts” needs to be used very judiciously. Menorrhagia is every bit as serious as overflowing rivers, and it too will most likely require mop and bucket, if not the assistance 40 crack troops of the Royal Anglian Regiment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 18, 2020 Report Share Posted February 18, 2020 15 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Not that you’d know you sad little whoopsie but “flooding” has a very different meaning to gynaecologists, so the phrase “flooded cunts” needs to be used very judiciously. Menorrhagia is every bit as serious as overflowing rivers, and it too will most likely require mop and bucket, if not the assistance 40 crack troops of the Royal Anglian Regiment. You'll find them in the Castle pub. 92 Colchester high street. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 18, 2020 Report Share Posted February 18, 2020 2 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Gospel of Matthew. Everyone therefore who hears these words of mine, and does them, I will liken him to a wise man, who built his house on a rock. The rain came down, the floods came, and the winds blew, and beat on that house; and it didn't fall, for it was founded on the rock. Everyone who hears these words of mine, and doesn't do them will be like a foolish man, who built his house on the sand. The rain came down, the floods came, and the winds blew, and beat on that house; and it fell—and great was its fall. You shall not lie with a man as with a woman. It is an abomination. Leviticus 18/22 they shall surely be put to death. Their blood is upon them. Leviticus 20/3 Preacher!........read thy source material. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted February 18, 2020 Report Share Posted February 18, 2020 5 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Gospel of Matthew. Everyone therefore who hears these words of mine, and does them, I will liken him to a wise man, who built his house on a rock. The rain came down, the floods came, and the winds blew, and beat on that house; and it didn't fall, for it was founded on the rock. Everyone who hears these words of mine, and doesn't do them will be like a foolish man, who built his house on the sand. The rain came down, the floods came, and the winds blew, and beat on that house; and it fell—and great was its fall. Jesus fucking Christ, Punky. Have you joined the Jehova’s club? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 18, 2020 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2020 1 hour ago, White Cunt said: Jesus fucking Christ, Punky. Have you joined the Jehova’s club? It’s New Testament... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 18, 2020 Report Share Posted February 18, 2020 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: It’s New Testament... It's testament to your fucking lunacy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 18, 2020 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2020 49 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's testament to your fucking lunacy. Your lack of piety and reverence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 18, 2020 Report Share Posted February 18, 2020 5 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Your lack of piety and reverence. I once drew a moustache on a statue of the Virgin Mary. It was on a school trip to Norwich cathedral. Will I go to hell? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 19, 2020 Author Report Share Posted February 19, 2020 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: I once drew a moustache on a statue of the Virgin Mary. It was on a school trip to Norwich cathedral. Will I go to hell? Not if you truly repent... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 19, 2020 Report Share Posted February 19, 2020 2 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Not if you truly repent... Noted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted February 19, 2020 Report Share Posted February 19, 2020 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I once drew a moustache on a statue of the Virgin Mary. It was on a school trip to Norwich cathedral. Will I go to hell? Depends what colour it was. If it was ginger, then yes, even god hates gingers. It's why he made them petrified of sun light. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted February 19, 2020 Report Share Posted February 19, 2020 15 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: It’s New Testament... All fiction and utter shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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