Guest N/A Posted March 7, 2020 Report Share Posted March 7, 2020 Like so many other epidemics before....Wong Flu is turning out to be a fucking total dissapointment. Only one miserable dying cunt has died because he was already dying of something else. Only old cunts appear to get it and the death rate is about 2million % less than everyday road accidents...but we don’t fucking strip the economy bare because some cunt smashed your reversing light on the A46 this morning. its nothing that a cup of boiling water and a Lemsip can not sort out. remember when AIDS was going to kill everybody, Bird Flu, SARS, Ebola, etc, etc more people have died on Geordie Shore and other shit game shows than these so called diseases. The only up side to this news channel feeding frenzy story is that it appears to have taken hold particularly in a country where swarthy people live. There is hope that the virus likes those sorts more than Anglo saxons. There may be a silver lining in this after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted March 7, 2020 Report Share Posted March 7, 2020 There definitely is a silver lining. I discovered today that a mild little coughing fit (perfectly normal for a smoker like me) makes people shit themselves. Some slag, with two brats in tow, walking towards me decided to hurriedly cross the road before she got within 20 yards of me. I’m going to have some fucking fun with this, trust me. 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 7, 2020 Report Share Posted March 7, 2020 30 minutes ago, judgetwi said: There definitely is a silver lining. I discovered today that a mild little coughing fit (perfectly normal for a smoker like me) makes people shit themselves. Some slag, with two brats in tow, walking towards me decided to hurriedly cross the road before she got within 20 yards of me. I’m going to have some fucking fun with this, trust me. 😁 Me too. I've got about 5 shops I need to visit tomorrow. I'm going to cough like a Victorian orphan and say 'Velly Solly' in a Jerry Lewis comedy chink accent. Larks & Giggles aplenty. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted March 7, 2020 Report Share Posted March 7, 2020 54 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Me too. I've got about 5 shops I need to visit tomorrow. I'm going to cough like a Victorian orphan and say 'Velly Solly' in a Jerry Lewis comedy chink accent. Larks & Giggles aplenty. Brilliant idea! Do the chinky accent, pull up a greenie and gob it on the pavement just like the chinkies do. What a fucking 😆 laugh! On the other hand you might come across one of those “racists” who object to their country being invaded by filthy foreign trash and their filthy diseases. A bit risky if you ask me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 7, 2020 Report Share Posted March 7, 2020 11 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Brilliant idea! Do the chinky accent, pull up a greenie and gob it on the pavement just like the chinkies do. What a fucking 😆 laugh! On the other hand you might come across one of those “racists” who object to their country being invaded by filthy foreign trash and their filthy diseases. A bit risky if you ask me. I should be alright. I am 'one of those racists'. You might get the concept of irony, but you're still cynical aren't you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 7, 2020 Report Share Posted March 7, 2020 Plus, if you get caught driving with excess alcohol in your system you can tell plod that you've only had one and the rest has been absorbed through your skin from all the 70% proof gel you've been cleaning your cock with, er......I mean washing your hands with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 7, 2020 Report Share Posted March 7, 2020 Quote from Daily Mail " Ministers are expected to advise people to visit elderly relatives as soon as possible before 'social distancing' policies are introduced in which British pensioners could be warned to stay at home and will likely be told to avoid crowded areas .". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 7, 2020 Report Share Posted March 7, 2020 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I should be alright. I am 'one of those racists'. You might get the concept of irony, but you're still cynical aren't you. You going to join the Corona Virus Flash Mob Eric, @judgetwi & @Monumental cunt? You just turn up with another group of old cunts on walking sticks go into the nearest crowded place and start coughing en-masse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted March 7, 2020 Report Share Posted March 7, 2020 38 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: You going to join the Corona Virus Flash Mob Eric, @judgetwi & @Monumental cunt? You just turn up with another group of old cunts on walking sticks go into the nearest crowded place and start coughing en-masse. I don’t fuck about with walking sticks, My Lady, i’ve got a mobility scooter. They can’t deny entry anywhere to a fat, gay, Jewish spacker in a mobility scooter. Fucking discrimination that is. Do try and keep up dearie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 7, 2020 Report Share Posted March 7, 2020 12 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Plus, if you get caught driving with excess alcohol in your system you can tell plod that you've only had one and the rest has been absorbed through your skin from all the 70% proof gel you've been cleaning your cock with, er......I mean washing your hands with. Apparently sniffing hoo ha makes it impossible to catch this so called virus. As all the other customers of the cunt who Ive helped to pay for his brand new beemer and gold Rolex’s claim to have been infected, I’ve worked out that the bastard owes me around a 50 grand refund for all the paracetamol he’s sold me. i wonder if my local trading standards would help me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted March 7, 2020 Report Share Posted March 7, 2020 The unnamed sweat shop I am grafting at presently is doing about 25 drive through screens a day. There has been 2 positives so far. NHS 111 needs its fucking phone lines severed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 9, 2020 Report Share Posted March 9, 2020 On 07/03/2020 at 00:46, Monumental cunt said: Like so many other epidemics before....Wong Flu is turning out to be a fucking total dissapointment. Only one miserable dying cunt has died because he was already dying of something else. Only old cunts appear to get it and the death rate is about 2million % less than everyday road accidents...but we don’t fucking strip the economy bare because some cunt smashed your reversing light on the A46 this morning. its nothing that a cup of boiling water and a Lemsip can not sort out. remember when AIDS was going to kill everybody, Bird Flu, SARS, Ebola, etc, etc more people have died on Geordie Shore and other shit game shows than these so called diseases. The only up side to this news channel feeding frenzy story is that it appears to have taken hold particularly in a country where swarthy people live. There is hope that the virus likes those sorts more than Anglo saxons. There may be a silver lining in this after all. Its got a chink-ubation period of up to a month... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted March 9, 2020 Report Share Posted March 9, 2020 11 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Its got a chink-ubation period of up to a month... This is what you get when the dirty yellow bastards continue to eat dog, bats and elephants. Fucking dirty filthy bastards. or do they bum dogs.... I can’t remember?... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Monaco Slim Posted March 9, 2020 Report Share Posted March 9, 2020 I hope the kung flu kills as many old cunts and foreigners as possible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 9, 2020 Report Share Posted March 9, 2020 4 minutes ago, Monaco Slim said: Admit it. You're really @WILLY SHITTERS aren't you? If you are, this is your best character since 'Corbynista'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 9, 2020 Report Share Posted March 9, 2020 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Admit it. You're really @WILLY SHITTERS aren't you? If you are, this is your best character since 'Corbynista'. Cravat and flat cap wearing ponce. Buys the guardian daily and reads it in the ground floor flat he shares with 18 middle aged lesbians whilst they practice fisting techniques on his arsehole 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted March 9, 2020 Report Share Posted March 9, 2020 On 07/03/2020 at 08:12, Dawn Chorus said: You going to join the Corona Virus Flash Mob Eric, @judgetwi & @Monumental cunt? You just turn up with another group of old cunts on walking sticks go into the nearest crowded place and start coughing en-masse. I visited the local old folks home the other day and coughed into the air con unit vent. Should do the trick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 12, 2020 Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 Reading the headlines it appears to suggest the actual testing procedure is the cunt that kills you. "Two more people die after testing positive for Covid-19", the poor cunts would probably still be here if they hadn't have been tested. Fucking NHS and its targets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 12, 2020 Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 3 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Reading the headlines it appears to suggest the actual testing procedure is the cunt that kills you. "Two more people die after testing positive for Covid-19", the poor cunts would probably still be here if they hadn't have been tested. Fucking NHS and its targets. Reading other headlines the dark people and bearded ones will now be heading for the USA as Trumpton has banned Europeans from entering the USA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted March 12, 2020 Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 It's no coincidence that the excessively touchy-feely Italians are the most seriously affected. With luck, millenialists will catch on to the fact that gratuitous hugging and air-kissing is a vile, unhygienic continental practice (but only after the whiny snowflakes have caught it). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 12, 2020 Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 51 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: It's no coincidence that the excessively touchy-feely Italians are the most seriously affected. With luck, millenialists will catch on to the fact that gratuitous hugging and air-kissing is a vile, unhygienic continental practice (but only after the whiny snowflakes have caught it). I like you MC Hammer, be until you get an avatar I want you dead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted March 12, 2020 Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 On 07/03/2020 at 01:37, judgetwi said: There definitely is a silver lining. I discovered today that a mild little coughing fit (perfectly normal for a smoker like me) makes people shit themselves. Some slag, with two brats in tow, walking towards me decided to hurriedly cross the road before she got within 20 yards of me. I’m going to have some fucking fun with this, trust me. 😁 Generally speaking, mild coughing fits do not make people shit themselves, Judy. I'm not surprised the poor woman crossed the road. She's trying to teach her rainbow nation offspring not to shit themselves, and there you are. Molten shite spilling out the bottom of your side-studded Kappa trackie bottoms and a swarm of bluebottles pitying you. Filthy cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted March 12, 2020 Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 1 hour ago, Ollyboro said: Generally speaking, mild coughing fits do not make people shit themselves, Judy. I'm not surprised the poor woman crossed the road. She's trying to teach her rainbow nation offspring not to shit themselves, and there you are. Molten shite spilling out the bottom of your side-studded Kappa trackie bottoms and a swarm of bluebottles pitying you. Filthy cunt. On the plus side it's nice to see Jewdy getting out of that festering bedsit for some fresh air. His comment was posted at 08.51, so it's fair to say this happened during his morning White Ace run. It must be a right cunt controling his scooter with delirium tremens. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 12, 2020 Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 Why do I keep thinking of 28 Days Later film? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 12, 2020 Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Why do I keep thinking of 28 Days Later film? Monthly cycle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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