Decimus Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 I always knew living at the arse end of nowhere would come in handy at some point. With abysmal transport links to the rest of the country, Norfolk is so far the only county in England without a confirmed case of Coronavirus. Take that Suffolk, you diseased pigs. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 1 hour ago, Decimus said: I always knew living at the arse end of nowhere would come in handy at some point. With abysmal transport links to the rest of the country, Norfolk is so far the only county in England without a confirmed case of Coronavirus. Take that Suffolk, you diseased pigs. They've cancelled the fucking football now. The fucking football! Just to save a few old coffin dodgers and benders with compromised immune systems. Fuckers! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 28 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: They've cancelled the fucking football now. The fucking football! Just to save a few old coffin dodgers and benders with compromised immune systems. Fuckers! I see that the manager Mikel Potata got it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 25 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I see that the manager Mikel Potata got it. You say Potata I say Arteta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 3 hours ago, judgetwi said: You talk like a child. So where else am I supposed to get cash from Greta fucking Thunderbirds? I’m not a cunting pikey. It says something when I have to give advice on best socialist practice. Go to a bank or post office branch where they have manned counters. Naturally you won't as you are one of those pseudo socialist virtue-signallers who shout a lot but does nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 4 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: I agree, its usually men who cause hold ups at self service tills 'cos most of them don't understand the process mechanics. Always, always they unload the trolley contents onto the conveyor belt whereas its far quicker to scan directly from the trolley and straight into the bag, that is if they even do that - more often than not they then spend time loading the purchases from the bagging area into bags after they paid. I gave up explaining time and motion tips to male shoppers when one middle-aged gammon had the temerity to ask "what would a housewife know anyway?" Cue a metaphorical gonad kicking when I replied, "enough to save you and the next in queue five minutes of time. Next time you're allowed out without an appropriate adult use a manned checkout till". Much smirking and sniggering from a lady on the adjacent till, who turned out to be the git's wife who silently mouthed "thank you" to me. Nope, didn't read a single word Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 New eastern versions of this annoying cunt of a song. They could be singing anything so your guess is as good as mine but I wouldn't be surprised if it was something along the lines of "ha ha ha you wide eyed capitalist cunts, we've giving you our kung-flu now you all die, non animal torturing motherfuckers" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 3 hours ago, Decimus said: I always knew living at the arse end of nowhere would come in handy at some point. With abysmal transport links to the rest of the country, Norfolk is so far the only county in England without a confirmed case of Coronavirus. Take that Suffolk, you diseased pigs. This is all well and good, but have you allowed for the existence of Drew? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 9 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: This is all well and good, but have you allowed for the existence of Drew? You soppy cunt. We all know alcohol kills these chinky germs so round drews bungalow is the safest place in the land Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 24 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: This is all well and good, but have you allowed for the existence of Drew? I imagine that beyond his daily delivery from Bargain Booze, Drew has little to no contact with the outside world. Unless you can catch Coronavirus from a dozen empty bottles of Corona with smiley faces drawn on them, we'll just have to rely on him drinking himself to death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 3 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: It says something when I have to give advice on best socialist practice. Go to a bank or post office branch where they have manned counters. Naturally you won't as you are one of those pseudo socialist virtue-signallers who shout a lot but does nothing. Judge.... Socialist? You’ve finally succumbed to the unstoppable onset of dementia haven’t you? Hopefully it’s permanent. You’re so much more bearable now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 2 hours ago, Decimus said: I imagine that beyond his daily delivery from Bargain Booze, Drew has little to no contact with the outside world. Unless you can catch Coronavirus from a dozen empty bottles of Corona with smiley faces drawn on them, we'll just have to rely on him drinking himself to death. There is fuck all wrong with Bargain Booze .. its headquarters are in Crewe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Nope, didn't read a single word We both know that ain't true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 22 minutes ago, King Billy said: Judge.... Socialist? You’ve finally succumbed to the unstoppable onset of dementia haven’t you? Hopefully it’s permanent. You’re so much more bearable now. No worries, even with fully developed Alzheimer's I'd still be unbearably smarter than you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 15 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: No worries, even with fully developed Alzheimer's I'd still be unbearably smarter than you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 2 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: No worries, even with fully developed Alzheimer's I'd still be unbearably smarter than you. A fully developed personality would be a start. I’ve often observed that people who constantly try to prove their intellectual superiority to others around them, are without exception, stupid fucking cunts who are just about competent in their ability to google. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 8 hours ago, Decimus said: I always knew living at the arse end of nowhere would come in handy at some point. With abysmal transport links to the rest of the country, Norfolk is so far the only county in England without a confirmed case of Coronavirus. Take that Suffolk, you diseased pigs. Not to pop your bubble an all, but it’s common knowledge that distressed plague carriers tend to leave grim reaper occupied cities, in a frenzied hurry, for the lush saviour countryside. What they tend to overlook is, that they are themselves riddled with the disease and have the same impact on off-the-radar communities as the ship rats had on medieval London. A long trail of body bags will soon festoon the village green and the back of Moby Dick’s unattended chippy. Run and hide, Decks, run and hide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 1 hour ago, King Billy said: A fully developed personality would be a start. I’ve often observed that people who constantly try to prove their intellectual superiority to others around them, are without exception, stupid fucking cunts who are just about competent in their ability to google. ...except it was you who initially inferred intellectual superiority by questioning my faculties. Stick to tree rustling 'cos you're shite at everything else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 16 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: ...except it was you who initially inferred intellectual superiority by questioning my faculties. Stick to tree rustling 'cos you're shite at everything else. Mrs. R, my old friend. Has Withers been released yet, or is he due a reprieve in the near future? As unbelievable as it sounds, I miss the insolvent, old frog cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 1 minute ago, Decimus said: Mrs. R, my old friend. Has Withers been released yet, or is he due a reprieve in the near future? As unbelievable as it sounds, I miss the insolvent, old frog cunt. Agreed - Withers would be a welcome breath of fresh garlic at the moment. I fucking hate him, but strangely yearn for his return. Does this make me a cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: Mrs. R, my old friend. Has Withers been released yet, or is he due a reprieve in the near future? As unbelievable as it sounds, I miss the insolvent, old frog cunt. Withers is more relevant “in abstentia” than you are with your calumny and circumventing posturing... Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 26 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: ...except it was you who initially inferred intellectual superiority by questioning my faculties. Stick to tree rustling 'cos you're shite at everything else. Which of these would you say describes you best? A.. Easy going, friendly and well liked. B..Modest, good listener, popular, but finds it difficult to maintain friendships. C..Constantly falling out with people through no fault of your own. D..Thin skinned, delusional, narcissist who has spent their entire life explaining to inferior people how stupid they are and how clever and wonderfully balanced and knowledgable you are. E..A fucked up old bag who can’t accept their boring lot in life and believes the fantasy bullshit she’s been trying to have people who don’t give a fuck about any of it believe for years. F.. Good at googling. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: We both know that ain't true. Bang to rights. I got a few words in then had an overwhelming urge to stab myself to death with a lobster fork 24 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Agreed - Withers would be a welcome breath of fresh garlic at the moment. I fucking hate him, but strangely yearn for his return. Does this make me a cunt? He'd last about 3 posts under this new regime of gayness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 6 minutes ago, King Billy said: Which of these would you say describes you best? A.. Easy going, friendly and well liked. B..Modest, good listener, popular, but finds it difficult to maintain friendships. C..Constantly falling out with people through no fault of your own. D..Thin skinned, delusional, narcissist who has spent their entire life explaining to inferior people how stupid they are and how clever and wonderfully balanced and knowledgable you are. E..A fucked up old bag who can’t accept their boring lot in life and believes the fantasy bullshit she’s been trying to have people who don’t give a fuck about any of it believe for years. F.. Good at googling. Now you’ve gone and done it... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 32 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Now you’ve gone and done it... I’m just curious about the inner workings of a lunatics mind and how they perceive themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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