Cuntybaws Posted March 9, 2020 Report Share Posted March 9, 2020 Pictures speak louder than words, so I’ve chosen Gareth “Chimp” Bale and Ellen White as the exemplars of this abject form of fuckwittery. (Yes, I know, women’s football isn’t a proper sport, but as it was just International Women’s Day and the removal of the “tampon tax” is imminent, why not, eh?) You’ll notice the absence of that skeletal Somalian chancer Farah, as he does not deserve the oxygen of further publicity. (The only time I’d give that cunt oxygen is if he was actually on fire.) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 9, 2020 Report Share Posted March 9, 2020 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Pictures speak louder than words, so I’ve chosen Gareth “Chimp” Bale and Ellen White as the exemplars of this abject form of fuckwittery. (Yes, I know, women’s football isn’t a proper sport, but as it was just International Women’s Day and the removal of the “tampon tax” is imminent, why not, eh?) You’ll notice the absence of that skeletal Somalian chancer Farah, as he does not deserve the oxygen of further publicity. (The only time I’d give that cunt oxygen is if he was actually on fire.) According to Turkish customs, Gareth is signalling an extra large anus, while Ellen is queuing a double one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 9, 2020 Report Share Posted March 9, 2020 I raise you this cunt- he's does it in respect of his colleagues in the Jamaican Defence Force who make a mint on drug smuggling and who are known for their shoot suspects a few dozen times first before questioning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 9, 2020 Report Share Posted March 9, 2020 A few of my favourites, the best one being that cunt Beckham getting sent off! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 9, 2020 Report Share Posted March 9, 2020 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 9, 2020 Report Share Posted March 9, 2020 3 hours ago, King Billy said: That’s one long line of coke.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 9, 2020 Report Share Posted March 9, 2020 36 minutes ago, White Cunt said: That’s one long line of coke.... That’s what he was trying to imply. He got a long ban for it. He’d just scored a great goal and at the time him and Steve McManaman had a bit of a reputation for partying too much. He’s still nicknamed God in Liverpool though. Correctly in my opinion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted March 10, 2020 Report Share Posted March 10, 2020 11 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Pictures speak louder than words, so I’ve chosen Gareth “Chimp” Bale and Ellen White as the exemplars of this abject form of fuckwittery. (Yes, I know, women’s football isn’t a proper sport, but as it was just International Women’s Day and the removal of the “tampon tax” is imminent, why not, eh?) You’ll notice the absence of that skeletal Somalian chancer Farah, as he does not deserve the oxygen of further publicity. (The only time I’d give that cunt oxygen is if he was actually on fire.) Birds football is a fucking joke and has no place in modern professional sport. They get beat by u15 school boys for fucks sake. As for that fucking Welsh chimp.....his bird who is giving the heart sign to is fucking pig ugly....a proper moose. On the other hand it might be one of the smart dusky Spanish birds he’s knocking off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 10, 2020 Report Share Posted March 10, 2020 15 hours ago, King Billy said: That’s what he was trying to imply. He got a long ban for it. He’d just scored a great goal and at the time him and Steve McManaman had a bit of a reputation for partying too much. He’s still nicknamed God in Liverpool though. Correctly in my opinion. Agreed. If Robbie Fowler and Matt Le Tissier had been up front for England, we would have won another World Cup. Just a succession of cunt managers, trying to be clever by doing the opposite of common sense and not picking them. Lineker should fuck off and die. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 10, 2020 Report Share Posted March 10, 2020 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Agreed. If Robbie Fowler and Matt Le Tissier had been up front for England, we would have won another World Cup. Just a succession of cunt managers, trying to be clever by doing the opposite of common sense and not picking them. Lineker should fuck off and die. Chris Sutton is a gobshite, but he should have been given a crack and capped. He was part of the most prolific striking partnership in the league in the mid-90s, and he played week in week out with Shearer. If SAS would have been up front during Euro 96 we would've won it, instead that criminal bung grabber Venables shoved Teddy fucking Sheringham of all people into the team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 10, 2020 Report Share Posted March 10, 2020 In one season Clive Allen scored 50 goals for spurs. He earned one cap, a 0-0 draw away to Turkey, and was promptly dropped. Just saying Paul Mariner is a cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 10, 2020 Report Share Posted March 10, 2020 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: In one season Clive Allen scored 50 goals for spurs. He earned one cap, a 0-0 draw away to Turkey, and was promptly dropped. Just saying Paul Mariner is a cunt Jason Marriner is a bigger cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted March 10, 2020 Report Share Posted March 10, 2020 On 09/03/2020 at 12:40, Cuntybaws said: Pictures speak louder than words, so I’ve chosen Gareth “Chimp” Bale and Ellen White as the exemplars of this abject form of fuckwittery. (Yes, I know, women’s football isn’t a proper sport, but as it was just International Women’s Day and the removal of the “tampon tax” is imminent, why not, eh?) You’ll notice the absence of that skeletal Somalian chancer Farah, as he does not deserve the oxygen of further publicity. (The only time I’d give that cunt oxygen is if he was actually on fire.) Imagining a Chinese footballer doing the baby carry celebration saying 'dont have ricence for second baby. Have to thlow baby in lubbish' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 10, 2020 Report Share Posted March 10, 2020 7 minutes ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: Imagining a Chinese footballer doing the baby carry celebration saying 'dont have ricence for second baby. Have to thlow baby in lubbish' What do chinese do during erections? They vote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 10, 2020 Report Share Posted March 10, 2020 40 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: What do chinese do during erections? They vote Note sure it works like that over there gyps If it did I'm sure the commie party would get 99.9% of the votes in a 100% turnout and the other 0.1% and the party they voted for would never be seen again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 10, 2020 Report Share Posted March 10, 2020 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: What do chinese do during erections? Fuck a bat while eating a barbecued dog probably, before going to work in a factory making shit counterfeit goods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 11, 2020 Report Share Posted March 11, 2020 19 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: What do chinese do during erections? They vote They mark their voting slip with jizz, a political tribute? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoolstabber500 Posted March 11, 2020 Report Share Posted March 11, 2020 Or when they demonstrate the size of my cock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 11, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 11, 2020 1 hour ago, stoolstabber5000 said: Or when they demonstrate the size of my cock Or @Eddie's cock! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 11, 2020 Report Share Posted March 11, 2020 3 hours ago, stoolstabber5000 said: Or when they demonstrate the size of my cock Or the width of Punker's anus! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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King Billy Posted March 12, 2020 Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said: Lancia Beta coupe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted March 12, 2020 Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 11 minutes ago, King Billy said: Lancia Beta coupe. Hope those were dried flowers otherwise the it would have collapsed in a heap of rust by the end of the photoshoot. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoolstabber500 Posted March 12, 2020 Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 Weren't the Lancia Delta Integrales so rust prone they eventually had to stop selling them in the UK and in right hand drive due to complaints? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 12, 2020 Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 8 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: Harvey Smith. "Aah say what aah like and aah like what aah bloody well say". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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