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Cheltenham fucking festival again

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On 14/03/2020 at 15:48, Hammer of Cunts said:

Fives.

I expect you were a day-boy.

You spelt 'gay' wrongly¬†ūüėŹ

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Cunts have just called off Aintree now.

Fuckers!

I'm off to lay waste to a birthday party of happy smiling shiny-faced children in a McDonald's somewhere.

 

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On 12/03/2020 at 02:59, PANZER MURPHY said:

Ive seen the quality of the pints of Guinness "served" in the UK..no Irishman would touch it ...t'would benefit you more to drink it MC baby..put a bit of iron in that pallid frame of yours and meat on those skeletal legs.. itd do your trout chest a power of good too spuddy picker

PANZERMURPHYBABY 

The black stuff at cheltenham tasted like spunk...... fucking awful

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8 hours ago, Monumental cunt said:

The black stuff at cheltenham tasted like spunk...... fucking awful

I reckon you should have sucked of the creamy white bit on the top and spat it out- ask punkers for advice on this, hes an expert on the black stuff...

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12 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

I reckon you should have sucked of the creamy white bit on the top and spat it out- ask punkers for advice on this, hes an expert on the black stuff...

How long have you been self isolated Splub? I sense you're already stir crazy, so fuck knows what you'll be like in three months time. That's just about when the new strain of virus arrives from Johnny China.

Get a grip man.

ūü§≥

 

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10 minutes ago, ratcum said:

How long have you been self isolated Splub? I sense you're already stir crazy, so fuck knows what you'll be like in three months time. That's just about when the new strain of virus arrives from Johnny China.

Get a grip man.

ūü§≥

 

I'm in splendid rural isolation ratty old boy. The leaves are coming out thus negating the need for shit tickets- all I need is a food source I can rely on and I'm sitting pretty. Know any good recipes for human flesh?

Image result for cannibal holocaust

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10 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

I'm in splendid rural isolation ratty old boy. The leaves are coming out thus negating the need for shit tickets- all I need is a food source I can rely on and I'm sitting pretty. Know any good recipes for human flesh?

Image result for cannibal holocaust

that's my nob coming down from the top of the poster you know

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1 hour ago, ratcum said:

that's my nob coming down from the top of the poster you know

Mixture of blood, spunk and piss. Nasty business 

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On 18/03/2020 at 09:52, Stubby Pecker said:

I reckon you should have sucked of the creamy white bit on the top and spat it out- ask punkers for advice on this, hes an expert on the black stuff...

Caught fucking Wong flu at cheltenham....but I’m nails.....got over it so now immune.

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19 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said:

Caught fucking Wong flu at cheltenham....but I’m nails.....got over it so now immune.

I'm so hard that Wong flu avoids me and tells all the other viruses that it's 'scared of catching Eric'.

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25 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I'm so hard that Wong flu avoids me and tells all the other viruses that it's 'scared of catching Eric'.

Even AIDS?

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34 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said:

Even AIDS?

One of my friends went to Kenya and brought me back a lion carved out of soapstone by the locals. I have handled it a few times and never caught AIDS. I'm obviously immune to that too. 

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On 18/03/2020 at 22:53, Stubby Pecker said:

Mixture of blood, spunk and piss. Nasty business 

That's only what Neil has to clean out the back of his van.

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1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said:

Bit of an odd comment from one of the site’s most prominent homophobes. 
 

Have you ever tried someone else’s then?

Or did it just bring back flashbacks of your younger self, bent double in your teenage bedroom,¬†noshing yourself off as¬†The Kinks ‚ÄėApeman‚Äô played on a 45 in the background?

 

Fucking rubbish, asda suit wearing no mark.

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