Mike Hunt Posted March 14, 2020 Report Share Posted March 14, 2020 Why haven't these absolute cunts been nominated yet? Anyway, I've just nominated the selfish, cunting bastards cos I'm having to use the wife's favourite curtains. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 14, 2020 Report Share Posted March 14, 2020 A reporter in Australia where this cuntishness started, stood outside this supermarket and asked these fuckwits with trolleys full of shitrags why they did it and none of them knew why I'd whip the cunts with a rubber hose 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 14, 2020 Report Share Posted March 14, 2020 Hand sanitiser is the no, no no been sold out locally for at least a week. Most local shops now have plenty of loo rolls. Something that I would thought have sold out is stuff like Wrights coal tar soap but there is plenty of that on the shelves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted March 14, 2020 Report Share Posted March 14, 2020 Here in what's left (unflooded) of Worcs. the big panic buy is...cat litter!? WTF? Maybe the yokels are Blue Petering face masks from Andex with cat- shitter filters. Or perhap it makes a nourishing soup? Or maybe it's all that left to be mindlessly grabbed by retarded fuckwits. Cunts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted March 14, 2020 Report Share Posted March 14, 2020 It expands and fills cracks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 14, 2020 Report Share Posted March 14, 2020 2 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: It expands and fills cracks. So does a cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted March 14, 2020 Report Share Posted March 14, 2020 59 minutes ago, King Billy said: So does a cock. It's the same as sticking your finger in a dyke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 14, 2020 Report Share Posted March 14, 2020 I have not witnessed much of it in my local co-op but quite a bit in the big Tesco two miles away. It's usually the tuskers filling their trolleys to the brim with shit, to keep their obese lard mountains intact. Energy in - energy out, once the oil stops flowing, there will be plenty of fuel to keep the economy going. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 14, 2020 Report Share Posted March 14, 2020 We have a few black people around our way, but that's probably unrelated to the toilet roll controversy 🥙 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 14, 2020 Report Share Posted March 14, 2020 24 minutes ago, ratcum said: We have a few black people around our way, but that's probably unrelated to the toilet roll controversy 🥙 It may be related to pasta and cooking oil disappearance but not toiletries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 14, 2020 Report Share Posted March 14, 2020 2 hours ago, White Cunt said: It may be related to pasta and cooking oil disappearance but not toiletries. Fuck I think you're spot on WC. The Odinga's had an Italian themed party last year, the shifty cunts. Mrs Odinga got a brand new bag for the occasion too. 🧶 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 14, 2020 Report Share Posted March 14, 2020 3 cases of Croonervirus in Norfolk. All from the same family, not that it narrows it down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 14, 2020 Report Share Posted March 14, 2020 Fucking Kings Lynn,dirty fucking pikeys probably Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted March 16, 2020 Report Share Posted March 16, 2020 Thanfully, priorities are already getting back to normal. This from today's Times: How coronavirus is affecting the property market – will UK house prices drop? Fuck. Ing. Hell! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 16, 2020 Report Share Posted March 16, 2020 On 14/03/2020 at 17:59, ratcum said: Mrs Odinga got a brand new bag for the occasion too. Colostomy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted March 16, 2020 Report Share Posted March 16, 2020 Who knew the world would get even weirder in 2020? Some chink cunt ate a fucking bat and now I can't wipe my arse. Ratty was right about those bastards. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 16, 2020 Report Share Posted March 16, 2020 10 minutes ago, nocti said: Who knew the world would get even weirder in 2020? Some chink cunt ate a fucking bat and now I can't wipe my arse. Ratty was right about those bastards. I fucking despair of society. I went to several shops yesterday and could only find one bag of pasta. The streets are fucking dead. I got the train into work today instead of driving and on the 20 minute walk back to the station I saw one other person on the street. Now I'm here, the place is crawling with people in masks. Imagine people acting like this during the war when there were genuine threats to life on a daily basis. When did we all become so fucking bent? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 16, 2020 Report Share Posted March 16, 2020 On 14/03/2020 at 18:45, Cunty BigBollox said: 3 cases of Croonervirus in Norfolk. All from the same family, not that it narrows it down. We had a staff briefing today about our contingency plans going forward in relation to the virus. I shit you not, this was word for word what the big cheese said: "There are no plans to shut the council or to ban members of the public from coming into the building and utilising our services. We all joined local government because we have a sense of public duty and our priority is to help keep the public safe before ourselves". No offence, Drew, but I'd sooner look after my fucking self than put myself at risk just because you want to come into the office and kick off at someone about your disability badge. Fuck off, Trevor, you cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted March 16, 2020 Report Share Posted March 16, 2020 51 minutes ago, Decimus said: We all joined local government because we have a sense of public duty and our priority is to help keep the public safe before ourselves". Local Authorities: Where indolence and incompetence stroll together in the shady groves of job security. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 16, 2020 Report Share Posted March 16, 2020 1 hour ago, Decimus said: No offence, Drew, but I'd sooner look after my fucking self than put myself at risk just because you want to come into the office and kick off at someone about your disability badge. None taken. I'm the public, you're a public servant. Just make sure you turn up for work tomorrow you whining bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 16, 2020 Report Share Posted March 16, 2020 16 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Local Authorities: Where indolence and incompetence stroll together in the shady groves of job security. Exactly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 16, 2020 Report Share Posted March 16, 2020 5 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Local Authorities: Where indolence and incompetence stroll together in the shady groves of job security. under the auspices of nepotism and with the connivance of socialist ideals Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 17, 2020 Report Share Posted March 17, 2020 20 hours ago, Piston said: Thanfully, priorities are already getting back to normal. This from today's Times: How coronavirus is affecting the property market – will UK house prices drop? Fuck. Ing. Hell! Fog on channel, continent isolated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted March 17, 2020 Report Share Posted March 17, 2020 17 hours ago, Decimus said: I fucking despair of society. I went to several shops yesterday and could only find one bag of pasta. The streets are fucking dead. I got the train into work today instead of driving and on the 20 minute walk back to the station I saw one other person on the street. Now I'm here, the place is crawling with people in masks. Imagine people acting like this during the war when there were genuine threats to life on a daily basis. When did we all become so fucking bent? My thoughts exactly, Deckers. Stockpiling anything is fucking stupid in itself, but I'd have thought people would at least go for sensible options if they were going to be locked up for a while, like condoms, or even little perks from Ann Summers for when their wives actually do get a headache. The whole shit tickets and wop-fodder panic has gone right over my fucking head. Makes me wonder if people all over the country are just mummifying themselves, necking some farfalle, then wanking themselves into comas. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted March 17, 2020 Report Share Posted March 17, 2020 21 hours ago, Decimus said: We had a staff briefing today about our contingency plans going forward in relation to the virus. I shit you not, this was word for word what the big cheese said: "There are no plans to shut the council or to ban members of the public from coming into the building and utilising our services. We all joined local government because we have a sense of public duty and our priority is to help keep the public safe before ourselves". No offence, Drew, but I'd sooner look after my fucking self than put myself at risk just because you want to come into the office and kick off at someone about your disability badge. Fuck off, Trevor, you cunt. A staff briefing? At fucking Kwiksave! Which big cheese chaired the meeting? Janet from the dairy aisle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.