King Billy Posted March 28, 2020 Report Share Posted March 28, 2020 3 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said: My neighbour after finding out I'd shagged his missus and daughter. That’s always the best part. When you tell them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted March 28, 2020 Report Share Posted March 28, 2020 1 minute ago, King Billy said: That’s always the best part. When you tell them. It's even better when you have a video to show them as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 On 27/03/2020 at 11:50, Earl of Punkape said: I thought he was doing rather well but the whole Cabinet may come down with it now... Corbyn probably now wishes he’d scarpered to his allotment to get the Kale in. How is your golfing going, P. Club still open? (I know - members only) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 On 27/03/2020 at 12:07, Earl of Punkape said: He’s far too healthy.....it’s unlikely Cyril Smith would have shrugged it off.... Has Corbyn got any underlying health issues? Just the brain - difficulties separating dreams from reality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 29, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 1 hour ago, White Cunt said: How is your golfing going, P. Club still open? (I know - members only) All golf clubs now closed...Croquet at home.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 28 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: All golf clubs now closed...Croquet at home.. except in your case it will be croquette potatoes, in your council flat in Hounslow. You quarter witted tragic wannabe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 2 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: All golf clubs now closed...Croquet at home.. Terrible news. Never mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 Johnson hasn't got anything, it's so clear to see he's out of his depth and has gone to hide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 30, 2020 Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Mike Hunt said: Johnson hasn't got anything, it's so clear to see he's out of his depth and has gone to hide. Extra time to run down to Lidl in disguise and stock the apocalypse bunker at number 10 with beans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 30, 2020 Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 7 hours ago, Roadkill said: Extra time to run down to Lidl in disguise and stock the apocalypse bunker at number 10 with beans. I reckon the ventilators the fuckin Chinese are sending us will all come with a free Huawei phone Killer fuckin Chinese dogs 😷 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted March 30, 2020 Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 On 27/03/2020 at 16:23, King Billy said: Have you noticed Eric that there’s been no trans or gay or equality etc. etc. nonsense going on the last couple of weeks? The reason for that, in my opinion, is that all the aforementioned bollocks is a symptom of a society which is affluent and does not need to struggle to live a comfortable lifestyle. All the constant bleating about millions living in poverty is simply the liberal left feeding their need to be the saviour of the less fortunates in society, even though the groups of people who they claim to be fighting for do not as a rule consider themselves victims and don’t wish to be perceived as such. The fact is that poor countries in Africa and elsewhere do not have the social justice warrior element unique to affluent nations. So when the population is comfortable and well fed the ungratefuls and chip on the shoulder mob will constantly be looking for groups of people to ‘save’ from imagined (or more often, invented) injustices. Once society succumbs to a level of acceptance the warriors have already got their next cause’ into the fore. It’s a never ending story, well it would be if this Chinky plague hadn’t come along to interrupt their cozy little war. Fucking horrible, dishonest, foaming at the mouth scumbuckets every one of them. Marinading in soy sauce and garlic and minced into filling for dim sum is too good for the bastards. The NHS covid check list has boxes for male and female and instructions to ring them if you think you're "special". I wonder how many deluded prats will do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted March 30, 2020 Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Hammer of Cunts said: The NHS covid check list has boxes for male and female and instructions to ring them if you think you're "special". I wonder how many deluded prats will do that. They've made a rod for their own back there. Every poofter and feminist in the country will be calling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 30, 2020 Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 3 hours ago, ratcum said: I reckon the ventilators the fuckin Chinese are sending us will all come with a free Huawei phone Killer fuckin Chinese dogs 😷 Don't you insult the noble dog, Ratters. They're filthy Chinese Pangolin cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 30, 2020 Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 37 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Don't you insult the noble dog, Ratters. They're filthy Chinese Pangolin cunts. If anyone had any doubts whatsoever about the disgusting, deviant, evil nature of the small yellow bastards surely the habit of eating Pangolins would be the deal clincher. In light of this abominable practice, on top of all their other inhuman behaviour, I have ordained my missus as a temporary Mambo and we have this very day performed a ritual voodoo dance and cast a death curse on the entire Chinese nation. So keep tuned into the news cunts. It should be spectacular. (Unless she’s fucked the dance up with her dodgy knee, in which case we’re all fucked). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 30, 2020 Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 5 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: The NHS covid check list has boxes for male and female and instructions to ring them if you think you're "special". I wonder how many deluded prats will do that. You couldn’t send us the number could you? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 30, 2020 Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 6 hours ago, ratcum said: I reckon the ventilators the fuckin Chinese are sending us will all come with a free Huawei phone Killer fuckin Chinese dogs 😷 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 30, 2020 Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 4 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: he would have sorted out this chink bat plague and no mistake Stub Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 30, 2020 Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 4 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Is that Burt Lungcancer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 30, 2020 Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 On 27/03/2020 at 14:41, Eric Cuntman said: I totally agree. Prince Charles and Boris announcing that they've caught it is nothing more than a cynical PR stunt designed to convince us that... "we're all in the same boat".. Fucking bullshit. This is a test to see how well the 'dumbing down' campaign has gone, i.e., how fucking stupid and gullible the population have become. You aint wrong. Prince Wingnuts has miraculously managed to recover... ...Camilla Parker-Bowles with 2 coats of creosote and 1 of distemper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 16 hours ago, ratcum said: he would have sorted out this chink bat plague and no mistake Stub Blue eyed Mexicans take zero shit from bat fucking chinks. It's a widely know, made up fact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 On 29/03/2020 at 10:21, Earl of Punkape said: All golf clubs now closed...Croquet at home.. The US is keeping a lot of golfing spots open. And with no crazed mob stocking up on guns or pesky covid cases in sight, it is the best place to visit right now. You do own a private jet, I understand? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 31, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 7 minutes ago, White Cunt said: The US is keeping a lot of golfing spots open. And with no crazed mob stocking up on guns or pesky covid cases in sight, it is the best place to visit right now. You do own a private jet, I understand? No...but I know someone who does.I would love to play Sawgrass again, however I suspect Florida golf courses will close imminently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 57 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: No...but I know someone who does.I would love to play Sawgrass again, however I suspect Florida golf courses will close imminently. They wouldn’t let you in then. A private jet is a minimum requirement. Try India. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 29 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: No...but I know someone who does.I would love to play Sawgrass again, however I suspect Florida golf courses will close imminently. ... some things never change. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 43 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: No...but I know someone who does.I would love to play Sawgrass again, however I suspect Florida golf courses will close imminently. If they get wind that you’re heading over on your mates “private jet” they’ll close up in a flash. And who can blame them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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