Earl of Punkape Posted April 2, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2020 On 31/03/2020 at 22:15, Ape™️ said: If they get wind that you’re heading over on your mates “private jet” they’ll close up in a flash. And who can blame them? Did you clap your carer tonight? lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 2, 2020 Report Share Posted April 2, 2020 7 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Did you clap your carer tonight? lol. Have you been furloughed from your job as glory hole attendant at your local public toilet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted April 2, 2020 Report Share Posted April 2, 2020 On 30/03/2020 at 02:18, Roadkill said: Extra time to run down to Lidl in disguise and stock the apocalypse bunker at number 10 with beans. Boris + Beans + Confined space = Not safe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted April 2, 2020 Report Share Posted April 2, 2020 On 27/03/2020 at 15:22, Joker said: Not since Diane Abbott stopped him coming around to fertilise her bush. 😉 That's put me off every dinner, ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 2, 2020 Report Share Posted April 2, 2020 1 hour ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: Boris + Beans + Confined space = Not safe As the international face and representation of Britain, I really wish he'd do something about his hair. He looks like a mentally ill person. In a world governed by intellect and common sense rather than money and power, this braying, inbred wankpuffin wouldn't be allowed to flip burgers. I hope he dies soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted April 2, 2020 Report Share Posted April 2, 2020 23 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: As the international face and representation of Britain, I really wish he'd do something about his hair. He looks like a mentally ill person. In a world governed by intellect and common sense rather than money and power, this braying, inbred wankpuffin wouldn't be allowed to flip burgers. I hope he dies soon. It's only ever mask shedding. One cunt simply replaces another. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 2 minutes ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: It's only ever mask shedding. One cunt simply replaces another. I think we should have given Farage a go at the top job. Let's face it, all politicians are self serving sneaky cunts. So let's at least have one with an IQ over 145. He is the 'Brian Clough' of politics. Easily the most capable of doing the job, but not popular with the fucking idiots who are intimidated by him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 1 hour ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: Boris + Beans + Confined space = Not safe ? In Judge's book, it's a slap-up meal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 9 hours ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: It's only ever mask shedding. One cunt simply replaces another. All the lizards are identical under the masks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 38 minutes ago, King Billy said: All the lizards are identical under the masks. Shape-shifting cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I think we should have given Farage a go at the top job. Let's face it, all politicians are self serving sneaky cunts. So let's at least have one with an IQ over 145. He is the 'Brian Clough' of politics. Easily the most capable of doing the job, but not popular with the fucking idiots who are intimidated by him. Apart from the obvious problem of being a dead cunt, why not cloughy himself? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 14 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Did you clap your carer tonight? lol. With this enforced lock down I hope you're taking the time to thoroughly shampoo your gerbils so their in tip top condition for when all this nonsense ends. That is unless their currently in use of course? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 3, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 5 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: With this enforced lock down I hope you're taking the time to thoroughly shampoo your gerbils so their in tip top condition for when all this nonsense ends. That is unless their currently in use of course? More theft of my lines. A Pangolin wouldn’t get eaten in your abode.... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 5 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: With this enforced lock down I hope you're taking the time to thoroughly shampoo your gerbils so their in tip top condition for when all this nonsense ends. That is unless their currently in use of course? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 (edited) Its just been confirmed that Boris is still running... … a temperature. Edited April 3, 2020 by 'eavensabove WASHING MY HANDS FOR 20 SECONDS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 On 3 April 2020 at 16:36, Earl of Punkape said: More theft of my lines. A Pangolin wouldn’t get eaten in your abode.... lol. Answer the question you raving homosexual Whilst we're at it; when some hulking Mbongo is lining up his foot long towards your battered arsehole do you lube up with Kerry gold or let the black bastard go in dry? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 5, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2020 7 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Answer the question you raving homosexual Whilst we're at it; when some hulking Mbongo is lining up his foot long towards your battered arsehole do you lube up with Kerry gold or let the black bastard go in dry? Peasant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 6, 2020 Report Share Posted April 6, 2020 Boris moved to intensive care, 50/50 if we get a new pm... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted April 6, 2020 Report Share Posted April 6, 2020 6 minutes ago, Eddie said: Boris moved to intensive care, 50/50 if we get a new pm... My money is on the Mogg to finally throw his hat into the ring. He's the smartest cunt the tories have got. I like Raab because he speaks his mind but I don't think he would get the support. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 6, 2020 Report Share Posted April 6, 2020 41 minutes ago, Eddie said: Boris moved to intensive care, 50/50 if we get a new pm... It's all too little too late Ed. He should have been in intensive care from birth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 6, 2020 Report Share Posted April 6, 2020 35 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said: My money is on the Mogg to finally throw his hat into the ring. He's the smartest cunt the tories have got. I like Raab because he speaks his mind but I don't think he would get the support. I fucking hope not. All I can think of when I see the cunt on telly now is Punkape... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 6, 2020 Report Share Posted April 6, 2020 55 minutes ago, Eddie said: Boris moved to intensive care, 50/50 if we get a new pm... Boris is 14th in the queue for a ventilator. Behind 4 Afghans, 6 members of Momentum, a 41 year old bearded Syrian schoolgirl, a Russian billionaire with a sprained wrist and Michael Gove who turned up just before Boris’s arrival with a saucepan stuck on his head and a £50 note stuck in his nose. All looking good. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 6, 2020 Report Share Posted April 6, 2020 (edited) 48 minutes ago, King Billy said: Boris is 14th in the queue for a ventilator. Behind 4 Afghans, 6 members of Momentum, a 41 year old bearded Syrian schoolgirl, a Russian billionaire with a sprained wrist and Michael Gove who turned up just before Boris’s arrival with a saucepan stuck on his head and a £50 note stuck in his nose. All looking good. They're a piece of piddle to make at home, if yer know wotcha doing. You can make all manner of things from the comfort of yer chair, including cooling systems for when you go down with hot sweats, if you're scientifically astute. Edited April 6, 2020 by 'eavensabove WASHING MY HANDS FOR 20 SECONDS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted April 6, 2020 Report Share Posted April 6, 2020 Even when on ventilators, according to a doctor I heard on 5 live on Sunday, the survival rate at is only 15% at ICU + ventilator stage at the hospital he is working in. Boris might end up a goner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted April 6, 2020 Report Share Posted April 6, 2020 Sounds like to me he desaturated yesterday afternoon and went into respiratory failure. He probably has pneumonitis like all punters who react to this thing bad. He will be on a ventilator already, we are being drip fed the full S.P in stages. People don't deteriorate slowly, it is very rapid. Most of the shitbags in the conservative party were probably consulting their advisors about a leadership election strategy the moment he started coughing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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