Eric Cuntman Posted March 30, 2020 Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 The usual celebrity suspects are falling over each other to announce that they are 'showing symptoms' and self-isolating. Tom Hanks, Idris Elbow, and most ridiculously, Saint Greta, the moon faced Spack-child. I doubt very much that any of them have it. What they are doing is keeping themselves in the public eye, having not had any attention for 2 weeks. Now it's Twitter updates and video diaries keeping their adoring public informed of their 'brave fight' against this 'deadly virus'. Bullshit. Prince Charles was merely a "we're all in it together" PR stunt, he is apparently fine now... big fucking surprise. The most preposterous claim however, was little Greta Thundertard, who despite being a paranoid autistic who apparently worries about everything, claims to have been infected but has not sought any medical advice or even a test. Total fucking made up shite from a bunch of self-obsessed flakes who can't bear the fact that the world is more interested in surviving than it is in their pathetic, thick fucking opinions and actions. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted March 30, 2020 Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The usual celebrity suspects are falling over each other to announce that they are 'showing symptoms' and self-isolating. Tom Hanks, Idris Elbow, and most ridiculously, Saint Greta, the moon faced Spack-child. I doubt very much that any of them have it. What they are doing is keeping themselves in the public eye, having not had any attention for 2 weeks. Now it's Twitter updates and video diaries keeping their adoring public informed of their 'brave fight' against this 'deadly virus'. Bullshit. Prince Charles was merely a "we're all in it together" PR stunt, he is apparently fine now... big fucking surprise. The most preposterous claim however, was little Greta Thundertard, who despite being a paranoid autistic who apparently worries about everything, claims to have been infected but has not sought any medical advice or even a test. Total fucking made up shite from a bunch of self-obsessed flakes who can't bear the fact that the world is more interested in surviving than it is in their pathetic, thick fucking opinions and actions. I'm amazed Greta has got time for Covid-19, what with her wanking herself silly now the world's been sent back to the Middle Ages like she and her retinue of Extinction Rebellion fuckwits wanted 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 30, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 6 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: I'm amazed Greta has got time for Covid-19, what with her wanking herself silly now the world's been sent back to the Middle Ages like she and her retinue of Extinction Rebellion fuckwits wanted At least we don't have to witness 200 celebs, travelling to her rallies in 200 private jets, telling all the plebs that they should simply go out and spend 100 grand on a tesla car to cut down emissions. At what point in the evolution of our species did hypocrisy become an admirable trait? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 30, 2020 Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 9 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: I'm amazed Greta has got time for Covid-19, what with her wanking herself silly now the world's been sent back to the Middle Ages like she and her retinue of Extinction Rebellion fuckwits wanted I wouldn’t be surprised if any day now the wailing little gargoyle cunt emerged from her isolation cupboard or shoebox or whatever she’s been locked up in and announced to the worlds ejaculating press that she’d been using her time in solitary to save the world and cue drum roll and a shower of ticker tape unveiled ‘Gretavax version 1.0’ to rapturous applause and whooping and cheering and a tumultuous shower of spunk from the assembled bunch of tossers. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 30, 2020 Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 26 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The usual celebrity suspects are falling over each other to announce that they are 'showing symptoms' and self-isolating. Tom Hanks, Idris Elbow, and most ridiculously, Saint Greta, the moon faced Spack-child. I doubt very much that any of them have it. What they are doing is keeping themselves in the public eye, having not had any attention for 2 weeks. Now it's Twitter updates and video diaries keeping their adoring public informed of their 'brave fight' against this 'deadly virus'. Bullshit. Prince Charles was merely a "we're all in it together" PR stunt, he is apparently fine now... big fucking surprise. The most preposterous claim however, was little Greta Thundertard, who despite being a paranoid autistic who apparently worries about everything, claims to have been infected but has not sought any medical advice or even a test. Total fucking made up shite from a bunch of self-obsessed flakes who can't bear the fact that the world is more interested in surviving than it is in their pathetic, thick fucking opinions and actions. I'm surprised we haven't heard from David (wheres my knighthood?) Beckham. Maybe he's not aware.........I'll just leave it at 'aware'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 30, 2020 Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 21 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm surprised we haven't heard from David (wheres my knighthood?) Beckham. Maybe he's not aware.........I'll just leave it at 'aware'. Fuck! https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/clap-for-carers-coronavirus-david-beckham-victoria-daniel-craig-naomie-harris-nhs-a9429416.html Fuck! https://www.hellomagazine.com/homes/2020033087153/david-victoria-beckham-home-gym-cotswolds/ And double-fuck! https://www.express.co.uk/celebrity-news/1261054/victoria-beckham-instagram-coronavirus-covid-19-david-beckham-brooklyn-beckham-son-latest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 30, 2020 Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 12 minutes ago, King Billy said: I wouldn’t be surprised if any day now the wailing little gargoyle cunt emerged from her isolation cupboard or shoebox or whatever she’s been locked up in and announced to the worlds ejaculating press that she’d been using her time in solitary to save the world and cue drum roll and a shower of ticker tape unveiled ‘Gretavax version 1.0’ to rapturous applause and whooping and cheering and a tumultuous shower of spunk from the assembled bunch of tossers. Sending that Heidi-looking cunt to her bedroom for 14 days was playing right into her aspie little hands. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted March 30, 2020 Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 Kerry Katona reared her rapidly decomposing head the other day to tell her non existent fans of "her agony" caused by her daughter showing "corona virus symptoms". I predict she'll find another husband before this is all over to console her. Hopefully, the evil slag doesn't drive this one to top himself. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 30, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 1 minute ago, Trucking Funt said: Kerry Katona reared her rapidly decomposing head the other day to tell her non existent fans of "her agony" caused by her daughter showing "corona virus symptoms". I predict she'll find another husband before this is all over to console her. Hopefully, the evil slag doesn't drive this one to top himself. I also imagine that Katie Price will be piping up soon. Nobody's interested in hearing about Harveeee's 15th 'daddy' since January. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 30, 2020 Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 23 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Fuck! https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/clap-for-carers-coronavirus-david-beckham-victoria-daniel-craig-naomie-harris-nhs-a9429416.html Fuck! https://www.hellomagazine.com/homes/2020033087153/david-victoria-beckham-home-gym-cotswolds/ And double-fuck! https://www.express.co.uk/celebrity-news/1261054/victoria-beckham-instagram-coronavirus-covid-19-david-beckham-brooklyn-beckham-son-latest FUCK!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted March 30, 2020 Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I also imagine that Katie Price will be piping up soon. Nobody's interested in hearing about Harveeee's 15th 'daddy' since January. She might be having trouble getting Wi-fi in her bedsit. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 30, 2020 Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 9 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said: She might be having trouble getting Wi-fi in her bedsit. Wi-fi in? Is he her Korean boyfriend? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 30, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: Wi-fi in? Is he her Korean boyfriend? She's had more spades in her than Percy Throwers vegetable patch. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted March 30, 2020 Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 11 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Wi-fi in? Is he her Korean boyfriend? It would be one of the few nationalities she hasn't given herpes to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted March 30, 2020 Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 More good news .. Sir Reginald Dwight herself organised a virus relief [?] singalong while isolated in his LA gaff that - wait for - didn't have a piano - oh.. the fucking horror. The usual gaggle of attention seeking sychopants chipped in from far and wide with their own "contributions" [Dave Grohl .. FUCKING ETERNAL SHAME on you ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 30, 2020 Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 33 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I also imagine that Katie Price will be piping up soon. Nobody's interested in hearing about Harveeee's 15th 'daddy' since January. That would be a battle to watch alright. The invading uninvited Corona virus being kicked severely in the microbes by Katie Prices long term sitting tenant Herpes simplex virus. “Go on Get out of it you fucking yellow cunt!!!! This is my gaff. Been here for years mate. I’ve got ointments older than you. I’ve smashed up chlamydia, syphilis, gonorhaea and crabs mate so you can fuck right off. Coming over here taking all our slags. Fucking liberty taking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 I may have missed it but i’ve heard nothing from the weeping, multi talented, “ashamed of my country”, Lily fucking Allen. Probably too busy down on the Kent coast guiding in rubber dinghies, full of doctors and nurses from Syria, with a torch reflecting off her wide open fanny. Enduring image. 🤮 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/11261870/madeleine-mccann-mum-coronavirus-prayer/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 27 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/11261870/madeleine-mccann-mum-coronavirus-prayer/ Oh for fuck sake. Get a fucking cat you pair of wankers. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 6 hours ago, judgetwi said: I may have missed it but i’ve heard nothing from the weeping, multi talented, “ashamed of my country”, Lily fucking Allen. Sick bags at the ready... Lily Allen admits she’s ‘tired and scared’ in coronavirus isolation with her two kids Lily Allen reveals heartbreaking moment daughter ‘panicked’ about coronavirus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/11261870/madeleine-mccann-mum-coronavirus-prayer/ Should have heeded her own advice all those years ago in Portugal. "Stay indoors, look after your kids." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 44 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Sick bags at the ready... Lily Allen admits she’s ‘tired and scared’ in coronavirus isolation with her two kids jesus wept, if anyone wondered what the effects of drink and drugs have during pregnancy, where did her daughter at the back of the photo get her massive forehead? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 8 minutes ago, Eddie said: jesus wept, where did her daughter at the back of the photo get her massive forehead from and stunning good looks? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 1 hour ago, Eddie said: jesus wept, if anyone wondered what the effects of drink and drugs have during pregnancy, where did her daughter at the back of the photo get her massive forehead? “Hey You Guys” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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