Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 On 30/03/2020 at 18:25, camberwell gypsy said: I'm surprised we haven't heard from David (wheres my knighthood?) Beckham. Maybe he's not aware.........I'll just leave it at 'aware'. By all accounts Gyps, John Travolta was rumoured to go down with this pox, but it was only Saturday night fever, and so to my dismay he is staying alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 8 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: , and so to my dismay he is staying alive. That’s a tragedy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 7 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: By all accounts Gyps, John Travolta was rumoured to go down with this pox, but it was only Saturday night fever, and so to my dismay he is staying alive. He should put ointment on it. Because Grease is the word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 42 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: By all accounts Gyps, John Travolta was rumoured to go down with this pox, but it was only Saturday night fever, and so to my dismay he is staying alive. Drink 34 minutes ago, King Billy said: That’s a tragedy. Bleach 34 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: He should put ointment on it. Because Grease is the word. Cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 4 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Drink Bleach Cunts Pointless, unless you gargle for 20 seconds. Longer still if you go down on Dianne Abott. However, I like me women like I like Covid: 19 and spreading. (in me dreams) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 4 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Pointless, unless you gargle for 20 seconds. Longer still if you go down on Dianne Abott. However, I like me women like I like Covid: 19 and spreading. (in me dreams) Soppy cunt, big black Di is easily 19 stone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 1, 2020 Report Share Posted April 1, 2020 22 hours ago, Roadkill said: Fat cow has burst a button on her jeans. That's her massive, rampant cock, trying to escape her thong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 1, 2020 Report Share Posted April 1, 2020 I see the cunt Beckham (or his publicity machine) have been spunking on about his £20M apartment in Miami. I'm sure that's going to make us all feel a lot better in this time of crisis! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 1, 2020 Report Share Posted April 1, 2020 1 hour ago, Joker said: I see the cunt Beckham (or his publicity machine) have been spunking on about his £20M apartment in Miami. I'm sure that's going to make us all feel a lot better in this time of crisis! I'm sure we'll have the helium voiced twat appearing on tv telling us how to wash our hands. I bet the cunt will be fucked off if we told him how to take a free kick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 1, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2020 17 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Soppy cunt, big black Di is easily 19 stone 'Monkey swallows the universe' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 1, 2020 Report Share Posted April 1, 2020 24 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: 'Monkey swallows the universe' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 2, 2020 Report Share Posted April 2, 2020 18 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: 'Monkey swallows the universe' Half the universe down her massive shite spewing gob and the other half up her mangrove infested biff. This stupid, detestable buffoon should have been fucked off years ago yet its still able to hold high office and preach its waves of lies and ill thought out bullshite purely because she's a split arse and a dusky and gargled on Cor-Bins weak jizz years ago. Whenever there's a meaningful vote in the Commons the cowardly twat always has a migraine. Symptomatic of the times that such a stupid fucking cunt has a voice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 2, 2020 Report Share Posted April 2, 2020 There was a report that Kevin Bacon had coronavirus. But he's cured 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 2, 2020 Report Share Posted April 2, 2020 15 minutes ago, Eddie said: There was a report that Kevin Bacon had coronavirus. But he's cured Turned out to be Swine Flu. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 2, 2020 Report Share Posted April 2, 2020 51 minutes ago, Eddie said: There was a report that Kevin Bacon had coronavirus. But he's cured Did he lean back? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 2, 2020 Report Share Posted April 2, 2020 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: Did he lean back? You should be reported to Judge Rind er. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 2, 2020 Report Share Posted April 2, 2020 3 hours ago, Eddie said: There was a report that Kevin Bacon had coronavirus. But he's cured He hogged the headlines after coming out in rashers, apparently. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 2, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2020 2 hours ago, Eddie said: There was a report that Kevin Bacon had coronavirus. But he's cured I'm fully expecting Gwyneth Paltrow to release a book in the wake of all this... 'How MY VAGINA coped with isolation'. Accompanied by a new scented candle... 'This is what my cunt smells like in isolation' 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 2, 2020 Report Share Posted April 2, 2020 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: 'This is what my cunt smells like in isolation' How would she know what Chris Martin smells like? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 2, 2020 Report Share Posted April 2, 2020 45 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: You should be reported to Judge Rind er. Is he Danish then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 2, 2020 Report Share Posted April 2, 2020 31 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'm fully expecting Gwyneth Paltrow to release a book in the wake of all this... 'How MY VAGINA coped with isolation'. Accompanied by a new scented candle... 'This is what my cunt smells like in isolation' I’d like to see her and her head uncoupling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 2, 2020 Report Share Posted April 2, 2020 18 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Is he Danish then? Aw gammon you know he’s not. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 2, 2020 Report Share Posted April 2, 2020 33 minutes ago, Neil said: How would she know what Chris Martin smells like? He looks like and sounds like a cunt so ...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 2, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2020 11 minutes ago, King Billy said: I’d like to see her and her head uncoupling. She's the worst kind of self obsessed wanker. She genuinely believes that people will be interested in what type of 'herbal infusion' she's been using to slosh out her mackerel satchel this week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 2, 2020 Report Share Posted April 2, 2020 57 minutes ago, Wolfie said: He hogged the headlines after coming out in rashers, apparently. If I said that's funny, I'd be telling porkies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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