Earl of Punkape Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 30 minutes ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: Yes. Worked there years ago. Why? What were you doing ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 38 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: What were you doing ? I'm a little old for grooming, cunt. Kindly fuck off back to fucking holes in fruit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 On 03/04/2020 at 05:30, Clive of Surrey said: spotting a black man in a lady's garden once, I thought it my civic duty to tap on the front door and warn her. Apparently it was her husband There are plenty of black men in 'lady's gardens' around where I live, it's a rite of passage to be 16 years old single-mother with a mixed-race child. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 6, 2020 Report Share Posted April 6, 2020 On 03/04/2020 at 21:40, Earl of Punkape said: Is that a species of mushroom? Did you ever Pott Shrigley? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 6, 2020 Report Share Posted April 6, 2020 53 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Did you ever Pott Shrigley? I don’t do cannaboids... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 7, 2020 Report Share Posted April 7, 2020 On 03/04/2020 at 18:34, camberwell gypsy said: Bill Withers is Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad Bill Withers is Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad If only it was our Bill @Bill Stickers and our Withers @Witheredscrote that were fucking dead... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 7, 2020 Report Share Posted April 7, 2020 3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: If only it was our Bill @Bill Stickers and our Withers @Witheredscrote that were fucking dead... Bill Bill Stickers? Withered WitheredScrote? idiot idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 7, 2020 Report Share Posted April 7, 2020 3 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: Bill Bill Stickers? Withered WitheredScrote? idiot idiot. Fuck fuck off off cunt cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted April 11, 2020 Report Share Posted April 11, 2020 On 06/04/2020 at 10:45, Earl of Punkape said: I don’t do cannaboids... You should look at that again, Punker's. I vape CBD oil which has all the medicinal qualities of cannabis without being stoned. Every single mammal on this planet has both CBD and opiate receptors, do you think that's an accident? Cannabis will soon be legal in this country and is a promising investment in start up companies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted April 11, 2020 Report Share Posted April 11, 2020 4 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: You should look at that again, Punker's. I vape CBD oil which has all the medicinal qualities of cannabis without being stoned. Every single mammal on this planet has both CBD and opiate receptors, do you think that's an accident? Cannabis will soon be legal in this country and is a promising investment in start up companies. What, in your opinion, is the benefit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted April 11, 2020 Report Share Posted April 11, 2020 1 minute ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: What, in your opinion, is the benefit? Reduced levels of stress causing hormones, promotes a decent night's sleep, reduced anxiety, and an improved immune system. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 11, 2020 Report Share Posted April 11, 2020 9 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Cannabis will soon be legal in this country and is a promising investment in start up companies. Yeah man. Got any crisps or biscuits? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted April 11, 2020 Report Share Posted April 11, 2020 1 minute ago, King Billy said: Yeah man. Got any crisps or biscuits? A family bag of Walkers Max as we speak, Bill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted April 11, 2020 Report Share Posted April 11, 2020 1 minute ago, Major Cunt said: Reduced levels of stress causing hormones, promotes a decent night's sleep, reduced anxiety, and an improved immune system. Got a page open to buy some. Might prevent me from stabbing my neighbours to death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted April 11, 2020 Report Share Posted April 11, 2020 Just now, Cunt-End Of The World said: Got a page open to buy some. Might prevent me from stabbing my neighbours to death. Well in that case I'd recommend Xanax then. As you could happily stab them to death and not remember a thing. Let's try the CBD oil first though, eh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 11, 2020 Report Share Posted April 11, 2020 3 minutes ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: Got a page open to buy some. Might prevent me from stabbing my neighbours to death. It’ll make you talk about doing it and laugh for hours and then completely forget all about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted April 11, 2020 Report Share Posted April 11, 2020 Just now, King Billy said: It’ll make you talk about doing it and laugh for hours and then completely forget all about it. 1 minute ago, Major Cunt said: Well in that case I'd recommend Xanax then. As you could happily stab them to death and not remember a thing. Let's try the CBD oil first though, eh. If I don't remember, I might get away with it. Hopefully Priti Patel will take the empty flat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 11, 2020 Report Share Posted April 11, 2020 I have just been watching the latest briefing on the BBC .. I think that the dirty looking cunt doing the signing needs to be taken away and incinerated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 11, 2020 Report Share Posted April 11, 2020 9 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: I have just been watching the latest briefing on the BBC .. I think that the dirty looking cunt doing the signing needs to be taken away and incinerated. Es are good. Es are good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted April 11, 2020 Report Share Posted April 11, 2020 18 minutes ago, King Billy said: Es are good. Es are good. What I want to know is Billy, when we get round to marching season and assuming we are still flattening the curve, are the Orange Lodge all going to go out separately and call their little stride along the Shankill a daily act of exercise? And how will the Apprentice Boys get through a full cycle of The Sash My Father Wore while remaining 2m apart? Has it even been discussed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 11, 2020 Report Share Posted April 11, 2020 13 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: What I want to know is Billy, when we get round to marching season and assuming we are still flattening the curve, are the Orange Lodge all going to go out separately and call their little stride along the Shankill a daily act of exercise? And how will the Apprentice Boys get through a full cycle of The Sash My Father Wore while remaining 2m apart? Has it even been discussed? Come on now. I’m disappointed in you even asking that. Everyone knows that Orange men don’t discuss anything. They all shout at the top of their voices until they’re on the verge of cardiac arrest and then after they’ve got their blood pressure back down to a non life threatening level they all shout “NO SURRENDER”,shake hands and go home to bed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted April 11, 2020 Report Share Posted April 11, 2020 5 hours ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: If I don't remember, I might get away with it. Hopefully Priti Patel will take the empty flat. I'm no fucking fan of the Torries, but I give Priti a pass on that. I find her incredibly fuckable and giving the full Major experience would probably the best fuck of her life. I'd predict her getting a craving for working class blokes who do the job properly, and not some Rupert asking if it's in yet. Yes I've a penchant for well educated birds. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted April 11, 2020 Report Share Posted April 11, 2020 4 hours ago, King Billy said: Come on now. I’m disappointed in you even asking that. Everyone knows that Orange men don’t discuss anything. They all shout at the top of their voices until they’re on the verge of cardiac arrest and then after they’ve got their blood pressure back down to a non life threatening level they all shout “NO SURRENDER”,shake hands and go home to bed. When I was in my teens and looking for adventure due to the army not being pleased with my caution for possession of a bit of soap bar, stating you will never join the army son. Apparently they were having a big problem with drugs in the 90s, and that made me persona non grata. The cunts! I nearly joined the UDF through a lad I went to school with who had strong ties to the loyalists having grown up there. Its always been a what if feeling for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 11, 2020 Report Share Posted April 11, 2020 USA leading Italy and it's not even half-time yet 💀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 11, 2020 Report Share Posted April 11, 2020 45 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: nearly joined the UDF The UDA or the UVF I think you mean Major. The two largest loyalist paramilitary organisations. The problem with both being that they killed more of each other’s members than they did the enemy. 30 odd years of turf wars and internal power struggles, mostly down to drug money wars. The republicans on the other side were equally as corrupt. In fact the sworn enemies on many occasions set aside their political differences if they needed to discuss problems concerning business. A bit like the soldiers on Christmas Day in WW1 playing football in no mans land and then back into the trenches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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