Eric Cuntman Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 I'm going out tomorrow and beating the shit out of anyone wearing a mask and feeling self superior. this will help. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 23 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'm going out tomorrow and beating the shit out of anyone wearing a mask and feeling self superior. this will help. I've written a dance track that I'll be publishing and donating to the corner tomorrow. It's inspiration was precisely what you have written here. I imagined a simultaneous corner jolly in various towns and cities for coordinated simultaneous beatings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 7 hours ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: I've written a dance track that I'll be publishing and donating to the corner tomorrow. It's inspiration was precisely what you have written here. I imagined a simultaneous corner jolly in various towns and cities for coordinated simultaneous beatings. Will this dance number include black people with trays? If not why not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'm going out tomorrow and beating the shit out of anyone wearing a mask and feeling self superior. this will help. Will you be wearing a balaclava? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 I wonder how many people will still be wearing masks on October 31st? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 11 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'm going out tomorrow and beating the shit out of anyone wearing a mask and feeling self superior. this will help. Really? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 I was in a Co-op the other day and some cunt was wearing one of these,you couldn't miss hitting this cunt ,it was the size of a crash helmet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 I had to do an emergency call out yesterday to a chink with a disabled child. He didn't look too impressed when I got out the van wearing this. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 12 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'm going out tomorrow and beating the shit out of anyone wearing a mask and feeling self superior. Best of luck with that, matey! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 I found a lovely cardboard box for making a mask out of, I couldn't figure-out what to do with that piece of junk that was in it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 Fuck me it's like a Slipknot gig, with pretensions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 1 hour ago, Joker said: I found a lovely cardboard box for making a mask out of, I couldn't figure-out what to do with that piece of junk that was in it... You could always shove it up your arse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 3 hours ago, Trucking Funt said: I had to do an emergency call out yesterday to a chink with a disabled child. He didn't look too impressed when I got out the van wearing this. Is that the new Arsenal strip? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 3 hours ago, Neil said: I was in a Co-op the other day and some cunt was wearing one of these,you couldn't miss hitting this cunt ,it was the size of a crash helmet! The Co-op? I didn't know they sold duct tape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 22 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: The Co-op? I didn't know they sold duct tape. I was buying vaseline. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 7 minutes ago, Neil said: I was buying vaseline. For cracked hands with all that washing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 4, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: For cracked hands with all that washing? Nivea's good for wanking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 4, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Best of luck with that, matey! Jason X was the bestest film in that franchise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 4 hours ago, Neil said: I was in a Co-op the other day and some cunt was wearing one of these,you couldn't miss hitting this cunt ,it was the size of a crash helmet! Fuck! A Co Op the size of a crash helmet. Is that what they call a Mini Mart? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 4 hours ago, Trucking Funt said: I had to do an emergency call out yesterday to a chink with a disabled child. He didn't look too impressed when I got out the van wearing this. “Orange man bad” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: You could always shove it up your arse. Need the bigger filter for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 To be perfectly honest, I couldn't give a flying cunt if they wear a mask or not, I'm just going to run over as many of these Corona-defying faeces-smeared fucking shitgibbons as I'm able. The Primark-anoraked herd needs thinned out. I want them dead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Nivea's good for wanking. Is she? I do know that cow pats are good for chapped lips. It stops you lickin' 'em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 I dunno, and after all that money spent on promoting Viagra Connect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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