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2 hours ago, King Billy said:

They crucified Jesus. That was OK.

Yep. They nailed it with that one, but I still don't get what their hang-up was.

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WASHING MY HANDS FOR 20 SECONDS

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1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said:

Yep. They nailed it with that one, but I still don't get what their hang-up was.

They sure as hell were very cross with him.

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28 minutes ago, King Billy said:

They sure as hell were very cross with him.

They lost interest in the exercise after Pilate's became all the rage. 

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1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said:

Yep. They nailed it with that one, but I still don't get what their hang-up was.

The ironic thing is, being a carpenter he made a killing making crosses for the Romans. 

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42 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

The ironic thing is, being a carpenter he made a killing making crosses for the Romans. 

Crucifixion's A doddle.

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41 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

The ironic thing is, being a carpenter he made a killing making crosses for the Romans. 

Who made the noughts then? Was that Jason and The Argon, or Astro?  

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51 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

The ironic thing is, being a carpenter he made a killing making crosses for the Romans. 

His stepdad was a carpenter but there is no direct evidence that Jesus was a carpenter  although I reckon that he was probably a bit of a tool. He was certainly a pervy bastard as the new testament does say that he was a "fisher of men".

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21 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said:

His stepdad was a carpenter but there is no direct evidence that Jesus was a carpenter  although I reckon that he was probably a bit of a tool. He was certainly a pervy bastard as the new testament does say that he was a "fisher of men".

He also had major prob's with his flock.

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44 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said:

His stepdad was a carpenter

He was “Up on top of the world, looking down on creation”

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On 05/04/2020 at 02:23, Monaco Slim said:

What kind of faggy european name is "keir" anyway. I hope this guy gets hit by a truck and his remains sent back to his family in an adidas shoe box.

I imagine Sir Keir Starmtrooper was named after Keir Hardie, a mad Jock who was one of the first Labour MPs and the first Parliamentary leader of the party. Mad Jock was the early 1900s equivalent of Mad Jezza........he campaigned for wimminz suffrage (allegedly had the horn for Sylvia Pankhurst) and Irish independence. Like Jezza he was a pacifist and tried to start a General Strike during the Great War. 

When I was a kid there was a street near me called Keir Hardie Way. (I believe his constituency was around that area) I hate to think what that street is like now........packed to the rafters with the sweepings of the third world I imagine.

The Starmtrooper isn’t like Mad Jock or Mad Jezza, he’s Blair Mark 2, obviously electable and equally dedicated to the globalist project.

Hopefully some peaceful will get to the man of the people cunt and stab the fuck out of him. Fingers crossed.

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On 05/04/2020 at 02:23, Monaco Slim said:

What kind of faggy european name is "keir" anyway. I hope this guy gets hit by a truck and his remains sent back to his family in an adidas shoe box.

Keir sounds like a dyslexic homosexual.

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On 10/04/2020 at 17:32, 'eavensabove said:

He also had major prob's with his flock.

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Punkers took up fishing after seeing this because he loves being rammed up the arse.

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On 29/06/2020 at 22:36, judgetwi said:

I imagine Sir Keir Starmtrooper was named after Keir Hardie, a mad Jock who was one of the first Labour MPs and the first Parliamentary leader of the party. Mad Jock was the early 1900s equivalent of Mad Jezza........he campaigned for wimminz suffrage (allegedly had the horn for Sylvia Pankhurst) and Irish independence. Like Jezza he was a pacifist and tried to start a General Strike during the Great War. 

When I was a kid there was a street near me called Keir Hardie Way. (I believe his constituency was around that area) I hate to think what that street is like now........packed to the rafters with the sweepings of the third world I imagine.

The Starmtrooper isn’t like Mad Jock or Mad Jezza, he’s Blair Mark 2, obviously electable and equally dedicated to the globalist project.

Hopefully some peaceful will get to the man of the people cunt and stab the fuck out of him. Fingers crossed.

We had a Working Mans Club near me that was in Keir Hardie Hall, looking back that seems to be a massive element of irony there.

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18 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

We had a Working Mans Club near me that was in Keir Hardie Hall, looking back that seems to be a massive element of irony there.

I bet you were never a member, you skiving cunt.

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1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said:

I bet you were never a member, you skiving cunt.

Probably meant wanking mans club, and he was the president.

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1 hour ago, Ape™️ said:

Probably meant wanking mans club, and he was the president.

Your responses are by far the best on here Ape. Don't listen to what all the other members say about you.

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2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

I bet you were never a member, you skiving cunt.

I saw it as more of a place for manual apes or blue collar workers. I am a member of the Conservative Club though.  

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4 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

Your responses are by far the best on here Ape. Don't listen to what all the other members say about you.

Shut up Drew, you fucking imbecile.

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On 01/07/2020 at 16:22, Ape™️ said:

Shut up Drew, you fucking imbecile.

More constructive wit from the extinct branch of human evolution. Swing out over a cess pit, drop in and stay there. 

And fucking pay Dr Drew some respect you amphetamine corker.  One day you will need him. 

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