Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted April 5, 2020 Report Share Posted April 5, 2020 Oh fuck off you German adder cunt. I feel neither relieved or encouraged by your 4 minute address, nor do I think you consider us 'in it together'. Crafty fucking serpent, reading from a university pumped student script and whispering your spells between paragraphs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted April 5, 2020 Report Share Posted April 5, 2020 Dear subjects ..the paddy is making us look frightfully shite at this social distance thing..please cop on..thank you PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 5, 2020 Report Share Posted April 5, 2020 'My husband and I are well. Jug-ears and horse face are recovered, and ginger bollocks has fucked off to the colonies. My middle son can fuck right orf, the dirty little cunt. Our thoughts are with you, our subjects/benefactors at this challenging time. Thanks for all the money. Lol Liz' 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted April 5, 2020 Report Share Posted April 5, 2020 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: 'My husband and I are well. Jug-ears and horse face are recovered, and ginger bollocks has fucked off to the colonies. My middle son can fuck right orf, the dirty little cunt. Our thoughts are with you, our subjects/benefactors at this challenging time. Thanks for all the money. Lol Liz' Word for word, I bet this was Philips version. Apart from 'husband'. Edited April 5, 2020 by Cunt-End Of The World Stupidity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted April 5, 2020 Report Share Posted April 5, 2020 Repeat. From 2 days ago. Bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 5, 2020 Report Share Posted April 5, 2020 19 minutes ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: Word for word, I bet this was Philips version. Apart from 'husband'. With a few mumbled utterances about 'slitty eyed little bastards' of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted April 5, 2020 Report Share Posted April 5, 2020 Got it spot on IMO Of course, no one on a hip website, it's contributors afflicted with the 'tyranny of cool' would ever allow themselves to agree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted April 5, 2020 Report Share Posted April 5, 2020 8 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Repeat. From 2 days ago. Bollocks. 2 days ago was 2 days too fucking early. It aired today. But I tell you what we can do. Let's predict all forthcoming world content and see who can most accurately convey all news. Here's my first attempt, Judgetwi drinks Toilet Duck and dies in agony. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 5, 2020 Report Share Posted April 5, 2020 I caught a few seconds of this shite on the news before switching over to the Magnificent 7. Cold dead eyes and a heartless demeanour with not a smile; same old queen. If you think she gives a fuck about us you're a fool Can't see that lot opening up their many many homes and castles for the sick. We're all fucking stupid to continue to tolerate these fucking leeches 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted April 5, 2020 Report Share Posted April 5, 2020 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: I caught a few seconds of this shite on the news before switching over to the Magnificent 7. Cold dead eyes and a heartless demeanour with not a smile; same old queen. If you think she gives a fuck about us you're a fool Can't see that lot opening up their many many homes and castles for the sick. We're all fucking stupid to continue to tolerate these fucking leeches Fuck the Queen, Magnificent 7! Channel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 5, 2020 Report Share Posted April 5, 2020 Our beloved leader Boris has just been rushed into hospital. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 5, 2020 Report Share Posted April 5, 2020 1 minute ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: Fuck the Queen, Magnificent 7! Channel? Itv 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted April 5, 2020 Report Share Posted April 5, 2020 1 minute ago, Dawn Chorus said: Our beloved leader Boris has just been rushed into hospital. Rushed? That's generous DC, need a 10 ton forklift to transport that fucking heap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted April 5, 2020 Report Share Posted April 5, 2020 3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: I caught a few seconds of this shite on the news before switching over to the Magnificent 7. Cold dead eyes and a heartless demeanour with not a smile; same old queen. If you think she gives a fuck about us you're a fool Can't see that lot opening up their many many homes and castles for the sick. We're all fucking stupid to continue to tolerate these fucking leeches From what I glanced on the beebs site, it looked like painting a picture of the afterlife by a dedicated cult leader. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 6, 2020 Report Share Posted April 6, 2020 I liked it when she reminisced about the time her and Marge gave a wartime speech to child evacuees. I'm sure I would have appreciated her words as a 6 year old living in a shithole welsh cottage, having the shit kicked of me by some fucking Methodist cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 6, 2020 Report Share Posted April 6, 2020 10 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I liked it when she reminisced about the time her and Marge gave a wartime speech to child evacuees. I'm sure I would have appreciated her words as a 6 year old living in a shithole welsh cottage, having the shit kicked of me by some fucking Methodist cunt. Have some empathy, it was comforting to the over 80's, sat alone, wasting away through lack of food and social contact. Youngsters, they don't know they're born... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 6, 2020 Report Share Posted April 6, 2020 20 hours ago, White Cunt said: From what I glanced on the beebs site, it looked like painting a picture of the afterlife by a dedicated cult leader. From what I caught on the radio today was pure vomit inducing wank from the brainwashed masses all fawning over the emotionless cunt. We're a nation of thick spackers to think these cunts give a flying fuck whilst lining their bottomless pockets even more. With the royals combined wealth, thanks to the moronic serfs like thee and I, they could build, equip and staff a dozen new hospitals Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 6, 2020 Report Share Posted April 6, 2020 20 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: From what I caught on the radio today was pure vomit inducing wank from the brainwashed masses all fawning over the emotionless cunt. We're a nation of thick spackers to think these cunts give a flying fuck whilst lining their bottomless pockets even more. With the royals combined wealth, thanks to the moronic serfs like thee and I, they could build, equip and staff a dozen new hospitals Phil the Greek shouldn’t be allowed to drive any ambulances probably. And Andy shouldn’t be put in charge of the children’s ward probably. Fergie mightn’t be the best choice as finance director probably. Young Hewitt and Bubbles Markle could be perfect to run the transbender ward probably. Edward, with his vast military experience could assist in the snack bar, if accompanied by a responsible adult probably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted April 6, 2020 Report Share Posted April 6, 2020 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: From what I caught on the radio today was pure vomit inducing wank from the brainwashed masses all fawning over the emotionless cunt. We're a nation of thick spackers to think these cunts give a flying fuck whilst lining their bottomless pockets even more. With the royals combined wealth, thanks to the moronic serfs like thee and I, they could build, equip and staff a dozen new hospitals Try to explain it to the majority of the British public. Moths to a flame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted April 6, 2020 Report Share Posted April 6, 2020 On 05/04/2020 at 20:28, PANZER MURPHY said: Dear subjects ..the paddy is making us look frightfully shite at this social distance thing..please cop on..thank you PANZERMURPHYBABY You are good at social distancing because of all the Protestant Catholic practice you have had at school. Plus you all fucking stink like shitty fucking bog men so who the fuck wants to be within 2m of a sweaty filthy bog creature. No potatoes for tea soon.... hope you die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted April 7, 2020 Report Share Posted April 7, 2020 16 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: You are good at social distancing because of all the Protestant Catholic practice you have had at school. Plus you all fucking stink like shitty fucking bog men so who the fuck wants to be within 2m of a sweaty filthy bog creature. No potatoes for tea soon.... hope you die. Ya were better at more mainstream social commentary MC baby...Up yer game yuu fakkin kant yuu (said in a Ben Kingsley sexy beast accent) PANZERMURPHYBABY 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 7, 2020 Report Share Posted April 7, 2020 4 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Ya were better at more mainstream social commentary MC baby...Up yer game yuu fakkin kant yuu (said in a Ben Kingsley sexy beast accent) PANZERMURPHYBABY How's it really going in bog land panzy? Are the natives doing as told a staying away from each other? I'm guessing the urge to go out, get pissed and beat each other up is very difficult to suppress for your average mick. Joking aside, those rural dwellers should have nothing to worry about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 7, 2020 Report Share Posted April 7, 2020 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: How's it really going in bog land panzy? Are the natives doing as told a staying away from each other? I'm guessing the urge to go out, get pissed and beat each other up is very difficult to suppress for your average mick. Joking aside, those rural dwellers should have nothing to worry about. Potato blight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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King Billy Posted April 7, 2020 Report Share Posted April 7, 2020 40 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: You could have stuck an H in PEASANTS and Withers would have been back on the corner before you could say ‘Goose fat anyone?’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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