camberwell gypsy Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 14 minutes ago, Bernard Fuck said: Perhaps once the lockdown has ended you can help her set up her travelling coconut shy? You'll get paid in all the lucky heather you can eat. Pikey, travelling coconut shy, lucky heather; I've never heard these before. Your originality overwhelms me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 Who the fuck are The PPE? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 Just now, 'eavensabove said: Who the fuck are The PPE? Punkape's Penis Enlargers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 2 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Hello Barry Welcome to the board.Hopefully you’re well educated and a devout Christian. Unfortunately we have several pagan perverts on the board who will endeavour to inveigle themselves with you.Be on your guard. Grooming Hibs already eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 29 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Pikey. I like that. That's never ever been said to me on this site. At last we have a cunt whose original. Defamation of Character. Report him Gyps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bernard Fuck Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Pikey, travelling coconut shy, lucky heather; I've never heard these before. Your originality overwhelms me. #You'rewelcome @mysticmeg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 24 minutes ago, Bernard Fuck said: #You'rewelcome @mysticmeg Haud yer wheesht. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 2 hours ago, Bernard Fuck said: Perhaps once the lockdown has ended you can help her set up her travelling coconut shy? You'll get paid in all the lucky heather you can eat. Fuck off 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 42 minutes ago, Bernard Fuck said: #You'rewelcome @mysticmeg Hey. Mind the cut of yer gyp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 5 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: One easy theory. Another is from the level 4 bio-security lab that develops viruses that just happens to be in Wuhan.... I hope everyone dies except me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 4 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Who the fuck are The PPE? Penguin population epidemic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 1 minute ago, King Billy said: Penguin population epidemic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 5 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: I’m hearing on the grapevine something about a four way scrap on leaderboard street. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 4 minutes ago, King Billy said: I’m hearing on the grapevine something about a four way scrap on leaderboard street. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 32 minutes ago, King Billy said: I’m hearing on the grapevine something about a four way scrap on leaderboard street. It's a long way down Billy. With any luck you'll fall on yer head. I'm sure that crown will protect your bonce 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 18 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: It's a long way down Billy. With any luck you'll fall on yer head. I'm sure that crown will protect your bonce I hope so. I’ve given the place a proper spring clean. Eric left it in a right fucking state. I think he let me in on purpose to sort the place out. It’s very lonely up there. I found all of Eric’s magazines and a few Decs must have left behind. Interesting to say the least. I didn’t even know ‘Readers Web Fingered Wives’ existed. They don’t sell it round my way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 9 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: There is also the point about Hong Kong that it is a Chinese run state.....and therefore ALL stats will be edited. Deaths in wuhan are reported to be about 3000 plus people according to China.....really it’s in the 50,000 plus range. Hong Kong will be higher than official figures. At the end of the day.....there is NO cure.... this will simply have to wash thru the entire world population. Everyone....and I mean everyone, will have to take their turn at the Deerhunter table, pick up a bullet and spin it in the barrel, pull the trigger and hope for a quick death if unlucky. Personally I think a few on here won’t make the xmas party. Bill stickers hopefully. Hong Kong may be officially part of China but it was more or less in a state of open revolt before this started and a lot of public officials refuse to dance to Beijing's tune. Somebody would have have got word out if the figures were being diddled and there doesn't seem to be any evidence that they have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 3 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said: Hong Kong may be officially part of China but it was more or less in a state of open revolt before this started and a lot of public officials refuse to dance to Beijing's tune. Somebody would have have got word out if the figures were being diddled and there doesn't seem to be any evidence that they have. I know for a fact that everytime I watch the news and see that huge burial pit and that 13 year old lad being buried with no family there, the more fucking angry I'm getting with the Chinese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 2 hours ago, King Billy said: I hope so. I’ve given the place a proper spring clean. Eric left it in a right fucking state. I think he let me in on purpose to sort the place out. It’s very lonely up there. I found all of Eric’s magazines and a few Decs must have left behind. Interesting to say the least. I didn’t even know ‘Readers Web Fingered Wives’ existed. They don’t sell it round my way. I've only been in the cellar a few times. Occasionally I get put my head above the trap door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I know for a fact that everytime I watch the news and see that huge burial pit and that 13 year old lad being buried with no family there, the more fucking angry I'm getting with the Chinese. He had a good innings though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 13 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I know for a fact that everytime I watch the news and see that huge burial pit and that 13 year old lad being buried with no family there, the more fucking angry I'm getting with the Chinese. The people of Hong Kong won't stand for any shit from Beijing. When it tried to introduce a law allowing extradition to the mainland, 2 million people came onto the streets and went fucking mental. Xi Jingping was about to send in the army until he realized the mad fuckers weren't going to back down and he would have Tiananmen Square x50 on his hands plus a violation of the Sino/UK declaration that would have landed them in a world diplomatic shit. China won't come back from this. The US,UK and EU don't want to do business with them anymore as all the crap they make can just as easily be made in India at the same price without our companies being forced to hand over their patents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 4 hours ago, King Billy said: I hope so. I’ve given the place a proper spring clean. Eric left it in a right fucking state. I think he let me in on purpose to sort the place out. It’s very lonely up there. I found all of Eric’s magazines and a few Decs must have left behind. Interesting to say the least. I didn’t even know ‘Readers Web Fingered Wives’ existed. They don’t sell it round my way. Ah, the penthouse suite. Its worth not being top dog just to avoid that once beautiful, now soiled and defiled flat. Make sure you clean the cunt up before I get the keys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 8 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Ah, the penthouse suite. Its worth not being top dog just to avoid that once beautiful, now soiled and defiled flat. Make sure you clean the cunt up before I get the keys Eric’s moved back in. I left him a nice pair of y fronts I’ve been self isolating in for a week, under the pillow. The least I could do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 29 minutes ago, King Billy said: Eric’s moved back in. I left him a nice pair of y fronts I’ve been self isolating in for a week, under the pillow. The least I could do. Dried hard as concrete no doubt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoolstabber500 Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 Hong Kong belongs to the UK as do Malaya and Singapore Suck my dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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