King Billy Posted April 18, 2020 Report Share Posted April 18, 2020 12 minutes ago, stoolstabber5000 said: 7/7 LOL right? jellied eels and soy flying everywhere that day! Oops forgot about the IRA bombings too. Are you out in your 1984 Nissan Sunny cabbing tonight Abdul? Don’t forget to pick up those young ladies you dropped off at your cousins kebab shop last night. There’s a good chap. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 18, 2020 Report Share Posted April 18, 2020 14 minutes ago, King Billy said: Are you out in your 1984 Nissan Sunny cabbing tonight Abdul? Don’t forget to pick up those young ladies you dropped off at your cousins kebab shop last night. There’s a good chap. With any luck he'll pick up a punter with some fight and she or he with stab him repeatedly in his stupid fucking face 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 19, 2020 Report Share Posted April 19, 2020 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: Alright lads? Alright Wolfie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 19, 2020 Report Share Posted April 19, 2020 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Are you out in your 1984 Nissan Sunny cabbing tonight Abdul? Don’t forget to pick up those young ladies you dropped off at your cousins kebab shop last night. There’s a good chap. Don't be daft, the daffy dork's feet wouldn't reach the pedals without his platform boots on, let alone know how to change gear. None of the fuckers have changed their gear since they discovered the Bay City Rollers. They'd not even heard of Tartan, and any cunt without a string vest or a tank-top is a pot-bellied trans, albeit that they all eat the same shite: Rumbledethumps, Tatty Ash, Pan Haggerty and Tripe. Less of course they push the boat out and know how to turn a key, in which case its a tin of corned beef, parched peas, Hindle Wakes and Singin' Hinnies... All of the fuckers lack any charisma, they look anaemic & insipid, and incest is rife. Every other woman/female is up the duff, with most of them (whilst still of school age) being inseminated by their own brother's, but the majority of foetus are so hideously deformed that only a very select few are gestated beyond that of a Lar Gibbon ... The pubs, stink to fuck due to the amount of piss-stained patrons drinking gunk the colour of beetroot, and without a kettle they have no hot water to fill the shared zinc bath between the residents of the featureless back-to-back terraced dives they call 'home' which stretch for as far as they eyes can see on a clear day which is exceedingly rare because of the constant choking-black smoke that continuously billows into their atmosphere from every building within a 200 mile radius of anything remotely fit for a human to exist without being addicted to Heroin or fortunate enough to be in Altcourse nick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted April 19, 2020 Report Share Posted April 19, 2020 15 hours ago, stoolstabber5000 said: Hiding in a park tree with a pair of binoculars in a spunk spattered raincoat and jerking off isn't 'wholesome' or 'exercise'. @Neil, have you heard this latest revelation? You might wanna think about stalking as It probably burns more calories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted April 19, 2020 Report Share Posted April 19, 2020 15 hours ago, stoolstabber5000 said: What? I didn't ask for video footage of your last gaming themed birthday party! Now answer the question? You are @Erroreptile404 and I claim my copy of Mobility Scooter Monthly and a reach-around from Jewdy. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 19, 2020 Report Share Posted April 19, 2020 11 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: I didn't ask for video footage of your last gaming themed birthday party! Now answer the question? You are @Erroreptile404 and I claim my copy of Mobility Scooter Monthly and a reach-around from Jewdy. Even the shameless Jordan wouldn’t have the cheek to let the public know if she’d spawned this abominable thing. Whoever or whatever had the misfortune to see him emerging from between her legs probably thought she was shitting the bed. Which is actually correct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 19, 2020 Report Share Posted April 19, 2020 5 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Don't be daft, the daffy dork's feet wouldn't reach the pedals without his platform boots on, let alone know how to change gear. None of the fuckers have changed their gear since they discovered the Bay City Rollers. They'd not even heard of Tartan, and any cunt without a string vest or a tank-top is a pot-bellied trans, albeit that they all eat the same shite: Rumbledethumps, Tatty Ash, Pan Haggerty and Tripe. Less of course they push the boat out and know how to turn a key, in which case its a tin of corned beef, parched peas, Hindle Wakes and Singin' Hinnies... All of the fuckers lack any charisma, they look anaemic & insipid, and incest is rife. Every other woman/female is up the duff, with most of them (whilst still of school age) being inseminated by their own brother's, but the majority of foetus are so hideously deformed that only a very select few are gestated beyond that of a Lar Gibbon ... The pubs, stink to fuck due to the amount of piss-stained patrons drinking gunk the colour of beetroot, and without a kettle they have no hot water to fill the shared zinc bath between the residents of the featureless back-to-back terraced dives they call 'home' which stretch for as far as they eyes can see on a clear day which is exceedingly rare because of the constant choking-black smoke that continuously billows into their atmosphere from every building within a 200 mile radius of anything remotely fit for a human to exist without being addicted to Heroin or fortunate enough to be in Altcourse nick. I’ve come to the shocking realisation that you’re not a big fan of this Cunt. He’s not doing very well on that front really. I wonder does he know? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted April 19, 2020 Report Share Posted April 19, 2020 Marvellous. Trash talk between the Noble North and the Stately South is as old as the hills. That said @stoolstabber5000, you don't help your case by making ridiculous assertions, more so when you randomly hijack a thread by attempting to score points. OTOH, there is nothing more unedifying than a bunch of hysterical middle-aged men behaving like 12 year old schoolboys on a gang-like mission. Attempts to rile a punter into getting himself banned are not only transparently obvious they also, ironically, resulted in the perps being suspended by their own choice of words. Calm down people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 19, 2020 Report Share Posted April 19, 2020 30 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Marvellous. Trash talk between the Noble North and the Stately South is as old as the hills. That said @stoolstabber5000, you don't help your case by making ridiculous assertions, more so when you randomly hijack a thread by attempting to score points. OTOH, there is nothing more unedifying than a bunch of hysterical middle-aged men behaving like 12 year old schoolboys on a gang-like mission. Attempts to rile a punter into getting himself banned are not only transparently obvious they also, ironically, resulted in the perps being suspended by their own choice of words. Calm down people. Wales is even more shit than the North if that’s any help. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted April 19, 2020 Report Share Posted April 19, 2020 22 minutes ago, King Billy said: Wales is even more shit than the North if that’s any help. Pejorative and clichéd statements about Wales and the Welsh are posted more times in a month than you've lost teeth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 19, 2020 Report Share Posted April 19, 2020 34 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Pejorative and clichéd statements about Wales and the Welsh are posted more times in a month than you've lost teeth. Can you fact check that please? Or have you had a lightbulb moment and posted something original for once? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 19, 2020 Report Share Posted April 19, 2020 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: Pejorative and clichéd statements about Wales and the Welsh are posted more times in a month than you've lost teeth. Proof please 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 19, 2020 Report Share Posted April 19, 2020 3 hours ago, King Billy said: Wales is even more shit than the North if that’s any help. I fucking hate Wales, as I hate every country I've ever been to, and several I haven't, but I do have two very fond and alcohol-fuelled sporting memories that keep it off the bottom. I watched Australia score a pushover try at the Arms Park in the mid eighties, which was perhaps the funniest thing I have ever seen, and I was also there the night Jock Stein died, which ran it a very close second. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 19, 2020 Report Share Posted April 19, 2020 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I fucking hate Wales, as I hate every country I've ever been to, and several I haven't, but I do have two very fond and alcohol-fuelled sporting memories that keep it off the bottom. I watched Australia score a pushover try at the Arms Park in the mid eighties, which was perhaps the funniest thing I have ever seen, and I was also there the night Jock Stein died, which ran it a very close second. I sat in one of the offices at St Davids House watching them demolish Arms Park and then build the new stadium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoolstabber500 Posted April 19, 2020 Report Share Posted April 19, 2020 On 18/04/2020 at 18:32, Bill Stickers said: Imagine admitting to watching channel 5. Or maybe I just read the synopsis smart arse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 19, 2020 Report Share Posted April 19, 2020 9 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Marvellous. Trash talk between the Noble North and the Stately South is as old as the hills. That said @stoolstabber5000, you don't help your case by making ridiculous assertions, more so when you randomly hijack a thread by attempting to score points. OTOH, there is nothing more unedifying than a bunch of hysterical middle-aged men behaving like 12 year old schoolboys on a gang-like mission. Attempts to rile a punter into getting himself banned are not only transparently obvious they also, ironically, resulted in the perps being suspended by their own choice of words. Calm down people. Perhaps you and your evil genius chums who administer this site should use your combined techno wizardry to prove the blindingly fucking obvious fact that this cunt is @Erroreptile404 You have a very long track record of ignoring some multi IDs yet coming down hard on others. A selective set of rules and morals indeed 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 19, 2020 Report Share Posted April 19, 2020 4 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Perhaps you and your evil genius chums who administer this site should use your combined techno wizardry to prove the blindingly fucking obvious fact that this cunt is @Erroreptile404 You have a very long track record of ignoring some multi IDs yet coming down hard on others. A selective set of rules and morals indeed She’s a very complicated creature Stubbs. Let’s hope she doesn’t google herself any day soon. The inter web thingy hasn’t got the bites or mega drives to cope. Bill Gates isn’t gonna get out of bed to reboot the fucker. He’s too busy working on a vaccine for the bat stew flu to top up his savings account right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 20, 2020 Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 12 hours ago, stoolstabber5000 said: Or maybe I just read the synopsis smart arse? Imagine reading a channel 5 documentary synopsis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 20, 2020 Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 12 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Imagine reading a channel 5 documentary synopsis. I used to watch Channel 5 when I was a teenager. Xena Warrior Princess used to be my wanking material before I had the internet. He's watching my teenage wank channel, Bill. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 20, 2020 Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 7 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I used to watch Channel 5 when I was a teenager. Xena Warrior Princess used to be my wanking material before I had the internet. He's watching my teenage wank channel, Bill. That figures. He's been mucking about with the remote control and has hit the pause button. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 20, 2020 Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 3 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: That figures. He's been mucking about with the remote control and has hit the pause button. What? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted April 20, 2020 Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 13 hours ago, stoolstabber5000 said: Or maybe I just read the synopsis smart arse? Do you live here? www.ilivehere.co.uk/harpurhey-smoke-spice-live-here-helps.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted April 20, 2020 Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 13 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Perhaps you and your evil genius chums who administer this site should use your combined techno wizardry to prove the blindingly fucking obvious fact that this cunt is @Erroreptile404 You have a very long track record of ignoring some multi IDs yet coming down hard on others. A selective set of rules and morals indeed Pompous arse. Be careful for what you wish for... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 20, 2020 Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 24 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Pompous arse. Be careful for what you wish for... I wish you'd pull your finger out of your beyond pompous arse and address my claims which are shared with several others here. Do your fucking job 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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